X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • #1

    6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

    6 Reasons why GOD HATES THE ALAND ISLANDS!



    The Aland Islands is a country in Scandinavia, squeezed in between the Godless countries of Estonia, Finland and Sweden with 6,757 islands filled with sin, atheism, sodomy, unnatural sex, communism, satanism and hatred for God in general.

    1. The Viking Line cruise ferry between Stockholm, Helsinki, Tallin and Mariehamn (the Aland Islands' Godless capital) takes thousends of Swedish, Finnish and Estonian teens on a cruise filled with sin to these Godless islands every day. They get drunk, starts dancing and "having fun" as in comitting the most vile acts of unnatural sex in their cabins, so drunk on vodka and high on drugs that they don't even know what they're doing (God though certainly does, and suffers each and every second of these vile acts Hebrews 4:13)

    2. The majority of the Aland Islands are not atheist, but surprisingly 94.8% "Christian". However, they are not True Christians™, they are Lutherans and therefore on the same level as Catholics and satanists, all headed straight to hell.

    3. Alanders are racists. The one and only official language of the Aland Islands is Swedish, it is also fine to speak any other language except Finnish, if you happen to be from Finland and feels like speaking your own language they will persecute you for not fitting the Swiss herrenmench ideology.

    4. The Premier of the Aland Islands is the socialist democrat feminazi Camilla Gunell, who in the year 2009 recieved the Guldankan award for her efforts in favour of the LGBT community. In 2003, her slogan was "If you are a homosexual, vote for Gunell". Her vile crimes against decency involved, among other things, legalizing insemination for dykes in the Aland Islands 'socialist universal health care. ( 1 Timothy 2:12)

    5. The Aland Islands are seperatists and terrorists. Allthough these wannabe-Swedes are officially a part of Finland, they have declared themselves as self-governing, autonomous and independent, and by that stealing over 6,000 islands from Finland. In later years, Finland has accepted the political status of the Aland Islands. What is the thank they get? Being persecuted for even speaking their own language at their job.

    6. The Aland Islands has higher rates of abortion than any other part of Finland (Exodus 20:13)
    Tags: cruising, estonia, europe, finland, islands that are 2small4 jesus, scandanavia, scandavian sex fiends, shithole countries, sweden
  • #2
    Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

    Never heard of this place. At first glance, I thought it said Anal Islands, but then I thought to myself that Ex Viking could never be so crude.

    Comment

    • #3
      Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

      Plus they can't even agree on the right way to pronounce Aland - the Finnishers call it something like Ahvenanmaa, which doesn't even have an l or a d in it.
      2 Timothy 3:16

      All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


      Comment

      • #4
        Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

        Do they have oil?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

        Comment

        • #5
          Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Do they have oil?
          Yes

          Comment

          • #6
            Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

            Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
            Yes
            It sounds as though they are in need of Liberation. Perhaps we could start another pledge to drop Bibles on them like we did for North Korea.
            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

            Comment

            • #7
              Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

              Damn, y'all are like ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***? What ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***? Just stop speaking about Estonia, alright? Y'all seem like ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** kids who ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***, alright. I'm from Estonia and i don't ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** about y'all wannabe Jesus fans.
              So, y'all just ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***! ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** and keep calm about Estonia, Yea i can say Estonia has crime but yea it's not ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** god's ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** biz... Damn y'all are ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** stupid ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***, keep your ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** at your country and evertything is cool then, but yea or i gotta ***PORNOGRAPHIC FARM ANIMAL RAPE FANTASY REMOVED***, but ye' i'm enough cool for this ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***. NOTE: GOD NEVER EXIST AND IT'S ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** JUST IN Y'ALLS MIND
              Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 03-16-2014, 09:57 PM. Reason: removal of naughty words

              Comment

              • #8
                Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

                Thank you for taking the time to share with us the desperate need for Estonia to reject sin and embrace Christ. Once you people recognize good from bad, right from wrong, you can start on your journey to Civilization!
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

                Comment

                • #9
                  Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

                  Originally posted by EstonianNazi View Post
                  Damn, y'all are like ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***? What ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***? Just stop speaking about Estonia, alright? Y'all seem like ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** kids who ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***, alright. I'm from Estonia and i don't ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** about y'all wannabe Jesus fans.
                  So, y'all just ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***! ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** and keep calm about Estonia, Yea i can say Estonia has crime but yea it's not ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** god's ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** biz... Damn y'all are ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** stupid ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***, keep your ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** at your country and evertything is cool then, but yea or i gotta ***PORNOGRAPHIC FARM ANIMAL RAPE FANTASY REMOVED***, but ye' i'm enough cool for this ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***. NOTE: GOD NEVER EXIST AND IT'S ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED*** JUST IN Y'ALLS MIND
                  Eastonia sure is a strange place. Apparently Nazis in Eastonia are nigras

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

                    This has to be among the most hillarious things I have seen. Are you guys for real!? I live in Åland and this is a great place, we are the Islands of Peace. Wannabe-Swedes? NO, we are Ålanders, and only that, we are not Swedes or Finns, and we are a Christian country so God does not hate us.

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

                      Originally posted by Lammungar View Post
                      This has to be among the most hillarious things I have seen. Are you guys for real!? I live in Åland and this is a great place, we are the Islands of Peace. Wannabe-Swedes? NO, we are Ålanders, and only that, we are not Swedes or Finns, and we are a Christian country so God does not hate us.

                      Swedes, Finns, Danes... How do you Norwegians tell each other apart? We are really unconcerned as to which tribe exactly that you belong to. You Norwegians are all alike to us. I don't know what you find so hilarious about Jesus, friend, but if ye be Christian, then tell us about your walk with the Lord. Please do that in the introduction forum. You don't want us to think you are rude, do you?
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

                        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                        Swedes, Finns, Danes... How do you Norwegians tell each other apart? We are really unconcerned as to which tribe exactly that you belong to. You Norwegians are all alike to us. I don't know what you find so hilarious about Jesus, friend, but if ye be Christian, then tell us about your walk with the Lord. Please do that in the introduction forum. You don't want us to think you are rude, do you?
                        Norwegians lives in Norway, Danes lives in Denmark, Finns lives in Finland, Swedes lives in Sweden, Ålanders lives in Åland. How can it be so hard to understand?

                        And why would God hate some of the most peaceful islands in the world?

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

                          Originally posted by Lammungar View Post
                          And why would God hate some of the most peaceful islands in the world?
                          God doesn't care about peace. Jesus rejected it outright (Luke 12:51). In answer to your question, you can find more details here.

                          I hope that helps.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

                            Originally posted by Lammungar View Post
                            And why would God hate some of the most peaceful islands in the world?
                            Because God hates those who don´t follow the Bible to the letter. Peaceful has nothing to do with that. Being a Christian is following the Bible. Start reading it and you will find the answer to your question.
                            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

                              Originally posted by Lammungar View Post
                              This has to be among the most hillarious things I have seen. Are you guys for real!? I live in Åland and this is a great place, we are the Islands of Peace. Wannabe-Swedes? NO, we are Ålanders, and only that, we are not Swedes or Finns, and we are a Christian country so God does not hate us.
                              Well, as I hear it, Satan thinks Hell is just fine - he speaks well of it.

                              If you get used to a life filled with abominations and defying God, you begin to think it's normal.

                              In 1998, I personally tried to recruit missionaries to go to Allandland: I didn't receive one application.
                              sigpic


                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 template Next
                              Working...
                              X