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  • #2806
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by upchucker67 View Post
    Say, anyone have a hunch who God will smite this year?

    Already two of my predictions came true; I surmised a Monthy Python actor would perish this year (Terry Jones, check), I figured another Hollywood barnacle would croak (Kirk Douglas, check) Of course, none of you have seen my predictions, but I assure you I made them.

    DEAD POOL PREDICTIONS:
    Bernie Sanders
    Joe Biden (either of the two or both)
    Jimmy Carter
    Stella Stevens
    Ian Holm
    Keith Richards
    Keith Rainere

    Anna Wintour
    Betty White
    Olivia de Havilland
    Larry David
    Kathy Bates
    Prince Philip and/or Queen Elizabeth II
    Prince Andrew
    Justin Bieber
    Tim Curry
    Tom Hanks
    Johnny Depp
    Jonah Hill
    Sarah Michelle Geller
    Harvey Weinstein
    Eva Marie Saint
    Robert Downey Jr.
    The Democratic Party


    Whooo! Tom Hanks has the COVID-19! Maybe my little dead pool list isn't too far off after all.

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    • #2807
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by upchucker67 View Post
      Whooo! Tom Hanks has the COVID-19! Maybe my little dead pool list isn't too far off after all.
      Indeed this is good news. It is the right punishment for an Unholywood Celebrity wasting his time in an alien cult started by a sci-fi author.

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      • #2808
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
        Indeed this is good news. It is the right punishment for an Unholywood Celebrity wasting his time in an alien cult started by a sci-fi author.
        Oh, has Hanks become a scientologist now? I thought that was John Trevolting. Hanks has been pretty much everything else, though, from mormon through some weird Nazarene bunch (I always confuse them with the Gadarene swine ) to wherever he is today, so I suppose it had to happen.
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • #2809
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          What Tom Hanks will die of, is not the chinese virus, but too much of that obnoxious australian spread, vegemite.

          58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


          Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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          • #2810
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            In hell Mr. Hanks will be in good company. Kirk Douglas, Phoenix Rivers, James Dean... a lot of them are already waiting.
            Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
            What Tom Hanks will die of, is not the chinese virus, but too much of that obnoxious australian spread, vegemite.

            Vege... what? Ew. This looks nasty. No wonder that veganism makes people morons.

            And as for this picture... I am not surprised at all that Mr. Hanks makes photos of his toilet.

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            • #2811
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by LW1997 View Post
              Ew. This looks nasty.
              I am not surprised at all that Mr. Hanks makes photos of his toilet.
              I believe it's what the Brits call black pudding tea.

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              • #2812
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by upchucker67 View Post
                DEAD POOL PREDICTIONS:
                Bernie Sanders
                Joe Biden (either of the two or both)
                Jimmy Carter
                Stella Stevens
                Ian Holm
                Keith Richards
                Keith Rainere

                Anna Wintour
                Betty White
                Olivia de Havilland
                Larry David
                Kathy Bates
                Prince Philip and/or Queen Elizabeth II
                Prince Andrew
                Justin Bieber
                Tim Curry
                Tom Hanks (?)
                Johnny Depp
                Jonah Hill
                Sarah Michelle Geller
                Harvey Weinstein
                Eva Marie Saint
                Robert Downey Jr.
                The Democratic Party


                I would like to announce, I recently heard Mr. Harvey Weinstein has caught the Covid! While I doubt anyone will miss that raping lump, it would be nice to see some aspect of my predictions bear fruit should Mr. Hanks not expire.

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                • #2813
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  ^^^This is the Hell Train - celebrating the death and damnation of sinners. This is not where you get to share your secret crushes on middle aged men of Hollywood.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #2814
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Albert Uderoz has died and will be in the tourist class car.

                    Mr Uderoz was the creator of the comic character Asterix. A series entirely dedicated to primitive pagan culture involving Druids, magic potions and Roman gods. There was not one single mention in the many stories of Pastors, communion wine, or Jesus. These shameful omissions must have led millions of children away from the Path of God by confusing them as to what is holy and what is not.

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                    The stories invariably started in a tranquil French village filled with peace and plenty – akin to the Garden of Eden but without God. All that was done in the books was the work of man, and miracles only occurred as a result of magic and not by God’s power.

                    Such stories are immediately seen by the discerning adult as having no basis in Truth at all, but to the malleable minds of the young, they were as real as The Bible.

                    Unfortunately, neither Mr Uderoz’s departure nor his destination will be the end of these examples of Satanic propaganda – a company bought him and his rights - 1 Timothy 6:10.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #2815
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      I stumbled on what might had been a bittersweet story. A Catholic priest did a kindly act that didnt involve little boy rape, in effort to safe a life besides his own.

                      Coronavirus: At least 50 priests killed by coronavirus
                      https://bbc.in/3bkPlsO
                      Earlier reports that one of them, Giuseppe Berardelli, gave his respirator away have been denied.



                      Unfortunately, being a Catholic priest, Father Joeseppe did not accept Lord Jesus Christ correctly, and will now be inhaling the sulfuric stank of Hellward bound, till his tongue corrodes and his eye sockets shrivel.

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                      • #2816
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by upchucker67 View Post
                        A Catholic priest did a kindly act
                        I doubt it. He was obviously beginning to realize that the Catlick church cult was all a degenerate sham and was beset by the demon "Covid" who ordered him to commit suicide for the resultant publicity.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • #2817
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Lewis Hamilton needs to be next. A negro trying to make us believe he was the bigest race driver ever and he even plays Jesus. BLASPHEMY!

                          He will have a "nice" place in hell next to Uderzo and Kenny Rogers.
                          I am wrong here.

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                          • #2818
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Justin Bieber's mustache, departed 16 Feb 2020. :ick:
                            A beaver with a mustache? Strange

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                            • #2819
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Got this tidbit about Joe Diffie.

                              Country star Joe Diffie dead from coronavirus complications at age 61
                              https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/joe-diffie-dead-61-coronavirus
                              Country star Joe Diffie has died at the age of 61 following a battle with coronavirus.
                              In Christ,

                              Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )

                              Rev 20:11-15

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                              • #2820
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Was he the guy in the back?

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