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Exclamation Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-02-2011, 06:59 PM

Friends, we must pray for Canada to become a democracy. I just got a disturbing email from a Canadian friend who reports first-hand on the lack of democracy in that wasteland:

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I was just websurfing today when I saw a banner ad reminding me to vote today. I've never voted and I'm not hyped about the election, but while drunk I had told my mom that I'd vote so it's decided. So I googled, and got the Elections Canada website, to find out where to vote. I grabbed a piece of mail (a bank statement), my driver's licence, and my passport (just to be certain) and walked one block to the voting location. They asked me my phone number, I told them that I hadn't memorized it since I tend not to call myself, and they left that part of the form blank. We have a simple piece of paper, and a pencil. It took less than five minutes to registered and vote, ten minutes if you include walking to the polling station and back.
THAT IS NOT DEMOCRACY! Where are the complex and arcane registering procedures, different in each state, to better reflect each local culture's differing opinions on the details of complex and arcane registering procedures? Where is the rule saying you have to register a month in advance? What about the vote challengers, to check on the swarthy types? Where are the lineups around the block? Voting is supposed to be like Navy SEAL training, you have to weed out those uncommitted, weak-willed, moderate types.

And where are the machines? Pencils can break, or be erased, and papers can rip, or cause papercuts and who knows what else. And where are the butterfly ballots, to keep senile Florida jews from voting for other senile Christ-rejecters? (And there are a lot of Canadians in Florida. Some parts of Florida even have signs written in "en francaise". This is every bit as bad as the Mexican invasion!)
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-02-2011, 07:09 PM

My father says Canada is not worth the effort.


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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-02-2011, 08:06 PM

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I grabbed a piece of mail (a bank statement), my driver's licence, and my passport (just to be certain) and walked one block to the voting location. They asked me my phone number
What's THIS!!!! They didn't ask him for a Birth Certificate? Do you see a theme here? Obama is a Canadian implant bent of delivering us ALL into the tentacles of socialism!!

Taxing the rich, medicare, even sending their Pride Minister beer. ...he wreaks of their maple syrupy stench.
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-03-2011, 10:52 AM

Canadian Socialist Democracy is the way to go!



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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-03-2011, 12:57 PM

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Didn't Canada just vote in a Conservative government?
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Didn't Canada just vote in a Conservative government?
Brother Basher, I've been to Godless Canada and believe me, there is no such thing as a Canadian Conservative. It's like saying I'm a Roman Catholic Baptist. Even our Democrats are Conservatives by their standards. They do not deserve to use the term Conservative, they have no idea what it means.
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-03-2011, 06:00 PM

Here's some result. I’ve no idea what they mean. Someone might. Apparently Rhinoceroses can vote in Canada

I also see they have plenty of Commies there; doubtless GWB has left instructions with his (White) house nigra to send in some Navy Seals.


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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-03-2011, 06:35 PM

Hm, I guess I stand corrected: the conservatives, who have gotten 39% of the votes, now have 54% of the power. Maybe Canada really is a democracy after all.

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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-03-2011, 10:58 PM

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Here's some result. I’ve no idea what they mean. Someone might. Apparently Rhinoceroses can vote in Canada
Also, if you keep reading down the list they have a "Pirate Party"....is this the work of that noodle head Jo Freddy???

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Did President Steve Harper win re-election then?


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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-04-2011, 07:37 PM

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...You're country is more depraved than I had ever imagined!
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-04-2011, 07:43 PM

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Apparently Rhinoceroses can vote in Canada
Is that drug crazed hippie communist Bill Lee a Canadian now?


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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-04-2011, 07:48 PM

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Here you go again, arguing with the True Christians. You have no fact nor scripture to back up your claims, just the unfounded faith in a sinful man that you cling to so desperately while you revel in the marijuana that you have injected into your deformed birth canal.
Layton helps the poor! He is for equality which I always assumed was a good thing!
Harper on the other hand is identical looking to Sponge Bob and wants to take away women's rights like abortion!
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-04-2011, 07:53 PM

Oh and I am not aurguing with you, just trying to understand!
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