Alex Zanardi... still alive, but almost dead... you know, that cripple who tried to drive car races.
Well, as he's not dead yet and nobody's ever heard of him, I'm not sure why you bothered to post that. I looked him up though, and he seems to be some sort of trick-cyclist who pedals with his hands - like this:
They say he's brain-damaged, but anyone who rides a bike like that probably already was.
Well, as he's not dead yet and nobody's ever heard of him, I'm not sure why you bothered to post that. I looked him up though, and he seems to be some sort of trick-cyclist who pedals with his hands - like this:
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They say he's brain-damaged, but anyone who rides a bike like that probably already was.
I think anyone has to be brain damaged to ride a bike in the first place.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
Well, as he's not dead yet and nobody's ever heard of him, I'm not sure why you bothered to post that. I looked him up though, and he seems to be some sort of trick-cyclist who pedals with his hands - like this:
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They say he's brain-damaged, but anyone who rides a bike like that probably already was.
The important question here though is: is that still a bike if it only has a single wheel?
Anyhow. That young man would look almost cute if he cleaned up and stopped monkeying around on a unicycle(?).
I confess to feeling a little frustrated by all this wheeled and pedaled vehicular talk. Has The Lord sent no one of consequence to Hell these past few days?
Yes, I know that unimportant people die everyday. But when God's Wrath brings down someone in the limelight who never bent their knee to Him, I feel a certain satisfaction.
It's such a wonderful opportunity to preach on His behalf, you know?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Reverend Georg Ratzinger has died; he was the brother of ex-Pope (or emeritus) Benedict.
How many boy rapes did he turn blindly from in his lifetime?
They had more than one priest in the Rat-something family?! Were all the siblings raped as children? That would certainly explain it, with the victims turning into perpetrators ad adults.
Kelly Preston, Hellywood harlot, scientologist, and John Travolta's beard, punched a ticket on the Hell Train today. Praise Jesus!
Oh yes, dear Sister Esther -- to the sweet , I give This is what that John Revolting gets, after insulting Almighty by rejecting blessed commands from within the radiant . Why, I think most people know what it says about people who willfully sin by trying to act like members of the opposite sex:
Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God."
And, yet, did little Johnny (or, should I say, big Edna) pay attention to this very Holy instruction from the Throne of Heaven? No! So, he gets what he deserves. Rest in peaces, Mrs. Revolting.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
Some young woman from a show called Glee died by drowning. Even if I were not a True Christian(tm) the thought of the Glee being removed from the public scene might provide some satisfaction.
Of course, it is actually a tragedy, and if I were not a True Christian(tm) accepting of God's Power and Wrath then I suppose that I would feel badly about the situation.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
God is clear that not everyone accepts His word. Love thought to transcend what we owe to Him, killing Himself for us in Christ, giving all His substance yet certain to be rejected by the majority who'd prefer value systems not in accordance with His Explicit Advice then wail because outcomes He'd advised were certain eventuated, can hardly be considered "love" at all.
Song of Solomon 8:6-7 Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned.
So many choose something different from The Bible. Read it, then decide. Do you prefer God? Or would you rather contribute to a different paradigm, where values you agree with others are preferred.
Joshua 24:14-15 Now therefore fear the LORD, and serve him in sincerity and in truth: and put away the gods which your fathers served on the other side of the flood, and in Egypt; and serve ye the LORD. And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
Grant Imahara, sneaky Asian lad with a thing for robots, was struck down by the Lord his God with a sudden brain aneurysm in a show of Divine Power and Might. Shunning church to spend time with the homosexual couple known as the Mythbusters, Imahara is now riding the Hell Train!
Woo Woo!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
U.S. Representative John Lewis, champion of the delusion of separation of church and state has been smote by the Lord thy God for spiritual insubordination. He will find there are no civil rights in HELL!
And you KNOW he's riding in the BACK of the TRAIN!
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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