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  • #16
    Re: The China problem

    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    Probably best to go with Sister Kitty. I can foresee 'big Kitty' resulting in a somewhat unpleasant experience for you. Eskimo women can be somewhat... sensitive. And they know how to dispose of bodies.
    Indeed, I try to avoid eskimo women at all costs, their diet leads to a certain fishy aroma which is most unpleasant for a simple and unworldly country Pastor such as myself.
    Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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    • #17
      Re: The China problem

      I think the threat from China is overstated. Have you ever noticed how all the Chinks look exactly the same, they are all called Wong and there are billions of them? Well I think in reality, there is only one Chink in the world but he owns a billion mirrors. Just think about it for a moment, what are the chances that two people could be born with the exact same dreadfull mutations of slitty eyes and yellow skin?
      The Lord is my shepherd.

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      • #18
        Re: The China problem

        Originally posted by Stringy Bean View Post
        I think the threat from China is overstated. Have you ever noticed how all the Chinks look exactly the same, they are all called Wong and there are billions of them? Well I think in reality, there is only one Chink in the world but he owns a billion mirrors. Just think about it for a moment, what are the chances that two people could be born with the exact same dreadfull mutations of slitty eyes and yellow skin?
        Do you really think just one chink can fill thousands of dollars stores across the country with lead toys and exploding extension cords?
        Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • #19
          Re: The China problem

          Originally posted by Stringy Bean View Post
          I think the threat from China is overstated. Have you ever noticed how all the Chinks look exactly the same, they are all called Wong and there are billions of them? Well I think in reality, there is only one Chink in the world but he owns a billion mirrors. Just think about it for a moment, what are the chances that two people could be born with the exact same dreadfull mutations of slitty eyes and yellow skin?
          That might be the effect of eating babies, cats and dogs.

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          • #20
            Re: The China problem

            Are we even sure that these 'Chinese' are not actually descended from one of the sons of Ham, and they just got the pronounciation wrong like they do so many other Godly American English words? The race of Han/Ham... They can't even get 'L' right, pronouncing it as 'R' so it's not too far off the mark to think they are pronpuncing 'M' as 'N'. I'm not so sure that any race who buries cabbage and eggs in the ground for a year only to eat it after digging it back up can be saved. Why can't they have fresh steak and potatoes like Godly men do?
            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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            • #21
              Re: The China problem

              Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
              That might be the effect of eating babies, cats and dogs.
              Not to mention DUMPLINGS

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              • #22
                Re: The China problem

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                Not to mention DUMPLINGS
                The very word "dumplings" reeks of depravity.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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