[One True Religion]

Re: The China problem

Probably best to go with Sister Kitty. I can foresee 'big Kitty' resulting in a somewhat unpleasant experience for you. Eskimo women can be somewhat... sensitive. And they know how to dispose of bodies.

Indeed, I try to avoid eskimo women at all costs, their diet leads to a certain fishy aroma which is most unpleasant for a simple and unworldly country Pastor such as myself.

[Barry]

Re: The China problem

I think the threat from China is overstated. Have you ever noticed how all the Chinks look exactly the same, they are all called Wong and there are billions of them? Well I think in reality, there is only one Chink in the world but he owns a billion mirrors. Just think about it for a moment, what are the chances that two people could be born with the exact same dreadfull mutations of slitty eyes and yellow skin?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: The China problem

I think the threat from China is overstated. Have you ever noticed how all the Chinks look exactly the same, they are all called Wong and there are billions of them? Well I think in reality, there is only one Chink in the world but he owns a billion mirrors. Just think about it for a moment, what are the chances that two people could be born with the exact same dreadfull mutations of slitty eyes and yellow skin?

Do you really think just one chink can fill thousands of dollars stores across the country with lead toys and exploding extension cords?

[lukasekman]

Re: The China problem

I think the threat from China is overstated. Have you ever noticed how all the Chinks look exactly the same, they are all called Wong and there are billions of them? Well I think in reality, there is only one Chink in the world but he owns a billion mirrors. Just think about it for a moment, what are the chances that two people could be born with the exact same dreadfull mutations of slitty eyes and yellow skin?

That might be the effect of eating babies, cats and dogs.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: The China problem

Are we even sure that these 'Chinese' are not actually descended from one of the sons of Ham, and they just got the pronounciation wrong like they do so many other Godly American English words? The race of Han/Ham... They can't even get 'L' right, pronouncing it as 'R' so it's not too far off the mark to think they are pronpuncing 'M' as 'N'. I'm not so sure that any race who buries cabbage and eggs in the ground for a year only to eat it after digging it back up can be saved. Why can't they have fresh steak and potatoes like Godly men do?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The China problem

That might be the effect of eating babies, cats and dogs.

Not to mention DUMPLINGS

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: The China problem

Not to mention DUMPLINGS

The very word "dumplings" reeks of depravity.