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Sinner Re: Caption Contest #27 - 03-13-2020, 04:05 AM

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Judges 4:21
Then Jael Heber's wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died.


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