Reincarnation fetishists

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I've never seen a woman more angry than the lady in the checkout line at WholeFoods when she found out the avocados were tap watered. Utterly possessed with demons. I on the other hand picked up an order of battery eggs and cheap pork with a guilt free smile on my face.

I'm so busy smiling I don't notice grimacing pigs. It's a working theory of mine that those who believe in Satanic ideas such as karma and reincarnation are jealous of True Christians. They wish they were like us. They so want to be us, it's sad.

[Basilissa]

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Oh, Brother, what were you doing at Whole Foods?! That whole chain is demon-infested, and it has such insufferable numbers of Prius-driving, gluten-free water-drinking, organic dry cleaner-using yuppies, how can you stand to stay in the vicinity of that God forsaken place for more than five minutes???

[handmaiden]

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Reincarnation fetishists indeed! You notice that the folks going on about their past lives were always someone Very Important.

Nobody ever talks about their past life experience as a nobody. So many people claim to be the reincarnation of Cleopatra that she would have to had nine lives like a cat and multiple personality disorder to supply the demand for her "future selves".

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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You notice that the folks going on about their past lives were always someone Very Important.

Nobody ever talks about their past life experience as a nobody.

People who ramble on about their past lives are invariably nobodies in their current lives. I suppose they just want a change and perhaps we shouldn't blame them, but instead feel sorry for them? But frankly, they are such utter dullards that it would be impossible to feel any sympathy for their dreary plight, even if I tried, which I never have.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I thought in reincarnation your experiences were according to how you'd gone previously. Leprosy, for example, was never unmerited. Coming back as a pig or a scaby would follow the same theory, surely? What they can't explain however is what happens when the sun explodes. Do we all get reincarnated as aliens?

[WWJDnow]

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Leprosy, for example, was never unmerited. Coming back as a pig or a scaby would follow the same theory, surely?

They're partly right--leprosy is never unmerited. It is a pestilence sent by God as punishment for sin.



You'll notice that Hindus and new age pagans and whatnot never offer a scrap of evidence to back up their claims that reincarnation happens. They just keep saying it because they've been indoctrinated since they were little kids.

[MitzaLizalor]

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At least hippies never believe in anything, amethyst perhaps due to the patterns inside or whatever one sees in campfires 3 days lost at a dfance efstival – is that a fetish? Scabies must come from somewhere and reincarnationists with the itch must be conflicted is that scaby my deceased uncle?

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter transmogrified retroactively? Another million generations to see the light of pure reason (they would say) "Ow! Ow! Ow! What have I thrown away?" except they couldn't say anything as a scaby so we have to say it for them. Even though they don't exist. Jesus is real right now and will soon be returning to Earth. False teachings pollute God's message, a challenge He understands as the the acid test du jour.

Isaiah 48:10-11 Behold, I have refined thee, but not with silver; I have chosen thee in the furnace of affliction. For mine own sake, even for mine own sake, will I do it: for how should my name be polluted? and I will not give my glory unto another.

[Basilissa]

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You'll notice that Hindus and new age pagans and whatnot never offer a scrap of evidence to back up their claims that reincarnation happens. They just keep saying it because they've been indoctrinated since they were little kids.

Indeed, Brother! Well, I guess that's why God created Hell, to put all those misguided souls there.