When God attacks!

[Brother V]

First on Saturday, God broke the front legs of that uppity distaff bitch mare Eight Belles.

Then he sent a cyclone to kill thousands of people in Myanmar.

More than 10,000 people dead, and one horse (that we know of, there may have been some horses on Myanmar, but I doubt it, they probably ate it already).

Last night I was watching a show about big fish on PBS (yes it's secular; but on TBN was a rerun of Rod Parsley, so I watched PBS) and they claim the reason that there's not as many big fish is because there are too many people.

Apparently God agreed and thought the number was off by about 10,000 so he killed some people in Myanmar.

PRAISE JESUS!

YIC
V

[Nobar King]

Re: When God attacks!

Is Landover sending anything to Myanmar to help the survivors? Maybe some Bibles (I'm not sure if we can get any in Burmese, though)?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: When God attacks!

GLORY!!!!

Just like Katrina! GOD is merely flushing his righteous cosmic toilet of "human waste".


Enjoy HELL sinners!!!!

[Freitod]

Re: When God attacks!

GLORY!!!!

Just like Katrina! GOD is merely flushing his righteous cosmic toilet of "human waste".


Enjoy HELL sinners!!!!

How do you define a sinner (human waste)? I am wondering for I am quite different compared to normal humans. I love walking in the woods during the night listening to music. I love philosophy ( Nietzsche, Mill, Locke etc) and creating melancholic art. Is this sinful behaviour? I usually dress in black and I love the culture of my pagan ancestors (the vikings), am I going to hell for this?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: When God attacks!

How do you define a sinner (human waste)? I am wondering for I am quite different compared to normal humans. I love walking in the woods during the night listening to music. I love philosophy ( Nietzsche, Mill, Locke etc) and creating melancholic art. Is this sinful behaviour? I usually dress in black and I love the culture of my pagan ancestors (the vikings), am I going to hell for this?

Were are you giving continuous, 24/7 thanks for Jesus in all this? Jesus died for your sins and all you talk about in "me, me, me, all about me".

[Brother V]

Re: When God attacks!

How do you define a sinner (human waste)? I am wondering for I am quite different compared to normal humans. I love walking in the woods during the night listening to music. I love philosophy ( Nietzsche, Mill, Locke etc) and creating melancholic art. Is this sinful behaviour? I usually dress in black and I love the culture of my pagan ancestors (the vikings), am I going to hell for this?

You are going to hell for your sins. It just so happens that most of the things you describe are sin.

[Freitod]

Re: When God attacks!

You are going to hell for your sins. It just so happens that most of the things you describe are sin.

Why? The bible clearly states that God loves us. If he loves human beings, then why does he let us suffer in hell or on earth? If God is good then why does he let evil exist? And why are we, being his creations, imperfect? It does not make sense.

[Freitod]

Re: When God attacks!

Were are you giving continuous, 24/7 thanks for Jesus in all this? Jesus died for your sins and all you talk about in "me, me, me, all about me".

Because I have not been provided with enough proof to convince myself that God exists. Besides, I was desribing my actions and wondering if they were sins, please read what I write before you chose to answer, I have little time for explaning things that are completely clear to the average person.

[SUV]

Re: When God attacks!

"Myanmar"

This is an even more fictitious Country than Bell-gum!

JESUS wants us to up our Tithes with any Money we could have blown to the wind. My GOD, it sounds like another planet!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: When God attacks!

Because I have not been provided with enough proof to convince myself that God exists. Besides, I was desribing my actions and wondering if they were sins, please read what I write before you chose to answer, I have little time for explaning things that are completely clear to the average person.

Of course silly you haven’t been provided with enough information about the existence of God, He wants you to worship Him out of Freewill, not because you are afraid of Him. Now if you don’t love Jesus how is He going to be able to stop from being damned to Hell? If Jesus answers your atheist prayers and behaves as He doesn’t exist He can’t help you.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: When God attacks!

Is Landover sending anything to Myanmar to help the survivors? Maybe some Bibles (I'm not sure if we can get any in Burmese, though)?

I talked with some folks from Samaritan's Purse and they already had some planes nearby, so I hired them to fly over the affected area and drop 10 crates of Bibles.

They said something about not having 10 crates Burmese language Bibles, but I told them that I would prefer to send them King James Bibles anyway. The Holy Ghost caused everyone to hear the apostles speak in their own language -- I'm certain He can cause the Burmese to read the apostles' words in their own language as well.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: When God attacks!

Because I have not been provided with enough proof to convince myself that God exists.

In American, there is a difference between proof and Faith.

Proof, is rarely absolute proof. If you think about it, there is very little in the world that can be absolutely proven. Faith is what remains.

There is no proof for example that magnetism exists - we can see its effects but, because we do not know the final cause, we cannot be sure of it - but you have faith that magnetism is a fact.

Now, you ask for proof of God - this is ridiculous. God asks to observe His Word and have faith. He provides you with a manual - The Bible and lets you find out for yourself. If you cannot be sure, then, like magnetism, you have to have faith to make 100%.

I have seen people like you before, we provide many instances that point to the existence of God, and each time, you just say, "No!"

What I say to them is, "What would be proof for you?"

They then refuse to answer, which means that they would never, under any circumstances believe in God - they would deny God to the end. They waste our time.

Now, I will give you the same question, "What would be proof for you?"

[BiskitFool]

Re: When God attacks!

GLORY!!!!

Just like Katrina! GOD is merely flushing his righteous cosmic toilet of "human waste".


Enjoy HELL sinners!!!!

How dare you judge all their fates. You are probably the by-far the blindest person here. Cosmic toilet? how disgusting. I pity you and V.

[JennyD]

Re: When God attacks!

How dare you judge all their fates. You are probably the by-far the blindest person here. Cosmic toilet? how disgusting. I pity you and V.

Tell me, Foo, do you Seven-Day Sinners believe that God is omniscient (all-knowing) and omnipotent (all-powerful)? Or not?

[Seeker]

Re: When God attacks!

I talked with some folks from Samaritan's Purse and they already had some planes nearby, so I hired them to fly over the affected area and drop 10 crates of Bibles.

They said something about not having 10 crates Burmese language Bibles, but I told them that I would prefer to send them King James Bibles anyway. The Holy Ghost caused everyone to hear the apostles speak in their own language -- I'm certain He can cause the Burmese to read the apostles' words in their own language as well.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Pastor Billy,(of course Brother V) I think you must be the only sound pastors out there...ever..! You always make perfect sense.

It must suck for God to choose an area to destoy 10 thousand folks on the weekend..

I bet I was not a sinner last Thursday Night when I was caught in a simple Tornado... Praise! I just so happened to say sorry that day. Jesus works for those that seek him. He didn't work for those just 8 miles away from me on the North and South side..

Do these Asians even exist on the map of Jesus salvation plan?