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  • Prayer requests please for this mother injured!

    Though she has a piercing inside her mouth, I think we can all agree in an act of Christian kindness and charity to pray for her.

    I can only imagine how much those small pieces of plastic must hurt the bottom of your feet. Thankfully, my parents and my children never have to worry about that as we only played with Lee Logs. (My father hates Lincoln, so we had to call them Lee Logs.)

    Thanks in advance, prayer warriors. Let us form a circle around her with our exhortations to God.



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    Re: Prayer requests please for this mother injured!

    Of course I'll be praying for her including prayers for Repentance. If someone has the wits to understand that prayer is always the most efficient and, in fact, the only remedy to all diseases and even for slight discomfort, then that person has taken the first tentative step to become a True Follower™ of Christ our Lord!

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    Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.

    AND I am giving this freely without any coveting of earthly goods, as I know that this service will eventually gain me more prestige once in Heaven!

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    But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:


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      Re: Prayer requests please for this mother injured!

      Heavenly Jesus who looks down upon us from above, please find time between Your many and righteous smitings to shine Your Divine Healing Radiance down upon this poor young lady and wipe clean the wound inflicted by a ghastly kiddie caltrop.


      Lord, know she is prepared to offer upon You far more than lip service. Know that her mouth is agape in service onto You even as she lies prone and looks onto the heavens above in wait of Your deliverance upon her.


      Shower her, O Jesus! Shower her with Your Divine Love. Let it rain upon her face that she may feel the wamth of Your love.


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        Re: Prayer requests please for this mother injured!

        I think I know her.

        That can't be a piecing, I think she was eating a cupcake with those silver decorations:





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          Re: Prayer requests please for this mother injured!

          If that woman fell to her knees before me craving Jesus I would oblige, bless her and anoint her in a jiffy. Her body would become my priority. She would be made whole again from the gift of the Holy Spirit within me. I would persist for as long as it took.
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            Re: Prayer requests please for this mother injured!

            This was all over the news. I heard she's being tended to by Faith Healers™ and is making a slow, strenuous, but miraculous recovery.

            Psalm 147:3 He healeth the broken in heart, and bindeth up their wounds. He healeth the broken in heart, and bindeth up their wounds.
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              Re: Prayer requests please for this mother injured!

              Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
              This was all over the news.
              So that explains it. I'm certain I've seen her before, in a video of her or something. A guy asked her if she liked something. That's all I remember.

              What I want to know is if she dropped the baby or not. She WAS breastfeeding at the time, right?
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