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Trump Re: What are you offended by right now? - 08-21-2020, 02:01 PM

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I'm offended by the Democratic Convention. I don't like to see people on my TV screen that are not glamorous. Ordinary run of the mill "citizens" and working stiffs are usually overweight and the men bald.

So much better was Trumps family appearances in 2016. Blonde and glamorous is always better.
Amen, dear Brother Mayor Hold! I was thinking much the same thing when I was watching the circus last night (and trying to stay awake from the never-ending boredom). Why, have you ever seen so many "couch potato" people, and all doing nothing other than sitting around and watching their television sets to see that silly Julia Doofus woman? One thing is for sure: we can take heart, knowing that their little side-show will have no effect -- none whatsoever!

Our glorious -blessed and -led President Trump shall prevail, and he will be with us for at least four more years, thanks to the . What we've seen these past four nights is nothing, compared to the professional pizazz from our beloved Republican Convention of 2016!



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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 08-21-2020, 05:37 PM

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Amen, dear Brother Mayor Hold! I was thinking much the same thing when I was watching the circus last night (and trying to stay awake from the never-ending boredom). Why, have you ever seen so many "couch potato" people, and all doing nothing other than sitting around and watching their television sets to see that silly Julia Doofus woman? One thing is for sure: we can take heart, knowing that their little side-show will have no effect -- none whatsoever!

Our glorious -blessed and -led President Trump shall prevail, and he will be with us for at least four more years, thanks to the . What we've seen these past four nights is nothing, compared to the professional pizazz from our beloved Republican Convention of 2016!
Amen, Sister, Amen!

There are some great news about the upcoming Republican Convention:

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The theme of the upcoming 2020 GOP convention will be “Honoring the Great American Story” and will highlight America’s “greatness, opportunity and President Donald Trump’s bold leadership,” Fox News has learned.
Oh yes! With Donald Trump, we truly have become Number One, especially when it comes to the Kung Flu virus! It may have originated as the China virus, but now it has became a virus! President Trump boldly took us where no other president did, giving the opportunity for other countries to became world leaders.

I impatiently await the Republican Convention. The Democratic convention was all about touchy feelings, inclusion, love, supporting each other, eww! We need a Strong Leader who will shove the military boots into protesters' throats, none of that hippie peace and love crap!
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 08-22-2020, 06:24 PM

In case anyone is in need of something to be offended by right now--hardly necessary with people opposing Our Dear President with such intractable vehemence-- "God" has a Twitter account now.

This is the sort of thing to break the knots on the most costly string of pearls. The idea that Almighty God needed to wait until mankind invented social media platforms before He could communicate His Will with His creation is ridiculous.

And the thought that the Author and Finisher of our Faith, Our Lord, Jesus Christ, would stoop to thumbing away on a phone during these dark and difficult times is insulting.


To make matters worse, it looks as though they have stolen one of our Esteemed Brother Bathfire's photos!


Just look at this nonsense!





This is just the sort of thing that Donald Trump warned us about when he said that Joe Biden would hurt God. I have not doubt that this sort of thing just breaks His Heart. I, for one, look forward to some serious smiting. And if it doesn't happen soon, I will take it as a sign that The Lord wants us to take an active hand in dealing with such blasphemy.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 08-22-2020, 07:33 PM

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This is the sort of thing to break the knots on the most costly string of pearls. The idea that Almighty God needed to wait until mankind invented social media platforms before He could communicate His Will with His creation is ridiculous.
Everything the Demoncrats do to shake our faith in Him turns to dust. I found another example from April 2019, which reads:
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You should not vaccinate your children unless you are absolutely sure you want them to live.
Now would God - who was Himself a Father and understands the trials of parenthood - send out a mixed message like that?


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-06-2020, 03:48 PM

This is what I'm angry about today. The Trump people had a great idea. Put out the word that everyone with a boat meet at a lake in Texas and put on a show. There would be a lake full of Trump banners--a terrific photograph.

But, sick liberals had to put their mark on the event. They sunk several of the boats. So, today the story is about boats sinking, not the great photographs that resulted.

And, who is investigating the sinking of boats? No one, that's who. Every boat that sank has evidence, who drilled the hole, when did they do it? Let's find out and expose the criminals.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/0...-parade-409332


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-06-2020, 07:59 PM

I am offended at hearing rumors that people are saying that Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfred* are racist against white women. It seems to me that these two powerful women would be racist against orientals and messicans as well.

M.O. = W.O. upside down. Is there some significance to this?


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-07-2020, 12:26 PM

I'm offended by high profile people who say in their speeches, "I just want to thank the little people!"

Did they blow some midgets on a casting couch? Why can't they thank Jesus instead?




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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-08-2020, 04:23 AM

Why is the BBC still talking about Brexit negotiations? Didn't that happen, like, three years ago? And now they're backing out of agreements already made?

When did the once mighty empire turned into a bunch of spoiled kids changing their minds every five minutes?
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-13-2020, 02:56 PM

I found some highly offensive material on Lars' laptop. Though I strive to maintain his memory, thinking of him in the bosom of Christ, I learned some things I can't un-see. It seems Lars really liked fat chicks.




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I found some highly offensive material on Lars' laptop. Though I strive to maintain his memory, thinking of him in the bosom of Christ, I learned some things I can't un-see. It seems Lars really liked fat chicks.
Chicken, duck, turkey, or other bird?

In general, fat chicks tend to grow into large fat birds, which means more food for the dinner table.
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There was something involving grannies too. (Sorry Mrs. White. )




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There was a lot of stewing in one's own juices, Mrs. White.




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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-14-2020, 03:34 AM

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There was a lot of stewing in one's own juices, Mrs. White.
That is the best way to roast a bird, indeed. Obviously, with loads of garlic, hot pepper (carolina reapers are one of the best these days, although I do prefer the rocoto pepper flavor), salt, and some cumin. Cover with foil and let it "stew in its own juices" (to use your words) at 350 F.
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Oh, so then, stewing hens were involved, too? Is that correct, dear Miss Domgaard?
I thought grannies were apples. But, since I'm not a woman, I don't know much about food and other women's work.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-15-2020, 06:54 AM

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That is the best way to roast a bird, indeed. Obviously, with loads of garlic, hot pepper (carolina reapers are one of the best these days, although I do prefer the rocoto pepper flavor), salt, and some cumin. Cover with foil and let it "stew in its own juices" (to use your words) at 350 F.
Cumin always makes things taste like they were dropped on the floor. Garlic leaves you sweating at 2am breathing fumes and chili peppers don't even ask about them. For something an American could eat, order delivery.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-21-2020, 04:35 AM

Women who say, "I wish I was in you" as a cute pick up line to men. What's with women trying to pretend they have male genitals to add kick to their game? Do they realize how unattractive that is?




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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-21-2020, 01:16 PM

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Women who say, "I wish I was in you" as a cute pick up line to men. What's with women trying to pretend they have male genitals to add kick to their game? Do they realize how unattractive that is?
That is a strange expression indeed. I've never heard it, but then again, I try to avoid any interactions with individuals belonging to the lowest social strata.

I am offended by those who call Lindsey Graham a hypocrite. Changing your opinion just because different party is in power is not hypocrisy, it's just good politics.


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