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  • #31
    Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies?

    Kirk Cameron as as manly as a man can get while living exclusively in urban areas, never having hunted or learned to sleep in the cold, bury his poop in a hole, or drink cowboy coffee before dawn. The fact that he was raised in Hollywood and has never had a man-bun should be enough for anyone to recognize no one *could* accuse him of being lady-like. He's a man we've watched grow from awkward teen heartthrob to family-man-but-still-very-masculine Bible Believing Ambassador of Christ to the spiritually hungry in America. It should come as no surprise to learn his favorite fruit is the humble banana, and he can put on an Australian accent almost as good as Dick Van Dyke!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #32
      Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies?

      In order to preserve the Trump family as our royalty we may need to open our hearts to innovative Christian ways of thinking. We have come to realize our Christian interests are served when the President has various women who are not among his wives.

      As Sister Mary notes, there are qualities about Ivanka that are attractive to her father and also hold promise for a first lady. These possibilities should not be dismissed out of hand.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #33
        Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies?

        Thanks everyone, This is a great thread and really helps explain christian dating at my age.

        I don't know if I want to 'date my dad' but having him 'take me out' would be great, and I'd love it!


        Amy

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        • #34
          Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies?

          Originally posted by amy14md View Post
          I don't know if I want to 'date my dad'
          Dear, if father-daughter dating is good enough for President Trump () and Ivanka, it should be good enough for you as well.

          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #35
            Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies?

            Well, yea ... i guess that's right ... I shouldn't feel like it's weird ... thanks

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