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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-07-2019, 12:36 AM

Perhaps I am speaking out of turn, but I am a little offended that our dear President chose Paula White as his personal spiritual advisor instead of Pastor Zeke.

Please tell me that he only did so in order to keep Pastor Zeke out of the public eye so he can function more efficiently as an agent of God in our government.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-07-2019, 01:49 AM

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Perhaps I am speaking out of turn, but I am a little offended that our dear President chose Paula White as his personal spiritual advisor instead of Pastor Zeke.

Please tell me that he only did so in order to keep Pastor Zeke out of the public eye so he can function more efficiently as an agent of God in our government.
Perhaps it's due to the fact that they are such good friends, and Our Leader doesn't want to mix friends with work?


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-07-2019, 03:07 AM

This incel badge is highly offensive, and I'm wondering if it's possible to get a vocel badge made instead? I would accept voluntary celibate, even if that's marginally true.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-08-2019, 12:42 AM

mainly offended (and amused) by you extremists.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-08-2019, 12:44 AM

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mainly offended (and amused) by you extremists.
You think following what the Bible is extreme? So, is God (Who dictated the Bible) an extremist?
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-08-2019, 12:50 AM

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This incel badge is highly offensive, and I'm wondering if it's possible to get a vocel badge made instead? I would accept voluntary celibate, even if that's marginally true.
I do so hope that you are now happy, Miss Nettles, with your new badges. You seem to be accumulating quite a collection there!

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-08-2019, 04:30 PM

Not one bit. I find it uncouth, belittling, and makes me look like a complete fool for a first impresison without knowing me.

By the way, check out my main thread Isobella, I have found that picture of you at last, which I'm curious to see your response toward.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-08-2019, 04:59 PM

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... and makes me look like a complete fool for a first impresison without knowing me.
You have to admit that it saves other people's time, though.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-08-2019, 05:26 PM

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-11-2019, 11:36 AM

Am i missing something here? Do people actually care about labels? The amount of time wasted thinking about how a communist or an ayatollah or even a pope (currently 4 I glean) or the báb (currently dead) and I won't bother including witchdoctors or cannibals or others of that ilk because they'd all just boil me or eat me alive for all I know





That's right. Zero. I would simply disregard their questions and boil a head. Or eat it raw. To reinforce my preconceptions. But not to learn.

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-12-2019, 01:11 AM

I'm offended by the record-breaking cold in the Midwest today. And snow - it's not even middle of November yet!! Where's global warming when we really need it???

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-12-2019, 01:48 AM

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I'm offended by the record-breaking cold in the Midwest today. And snow - it's not even middle of November yet!! Where's global warming when we really need it???

FYI, global warming is only a splinter of the greater issue of climate change, which does in fact entail periods of rapid cooling. Science is weird (and ergo, God's mysteries), huh? Try turning down your heat and putting on a sweater.
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FYI, global warming is only a splinter of the greater issue of climate change, which does in fact entail periods of rapid cooling. Science is weird (and ergo, God's mysteries), huh? Try turning down your heat and putting on a sweater.
I'm offended by the fact that you don't believe our Dear Beloved Leader Trump when he says there's no such thing as climate change! Who are you going to believe - a bunch of atheist scientists or a Man of God?


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FYI, global warming is only a splinter of the greater issue of climate change, which does in fact entail periods of rapid cooling. Science is weird (and ergo, God's mysteries), huh? Try turning down your heat and putting on a sweater.

Trump is right - there is no Globull Warming. In fact, it was warmer when Jesus was on earth and it was even warmer when the Jews left Egypt (Exodus) for the promised land (and there were no SUV's around then). If you were to draw a regression line on those peaks you would find that the earth has been getting cooler over the last 6,000 years.

We're all hoping that it will get warmer - as a sign the Jesus is coming back. In the mean time, dial up your thermostats and burn that fuel - and stay warm.

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-17-2019, 08:43 PM

I'm offended by the Leonid meteor shower (tonight). One, the name is misleading: they are falling stars, not "meteors" (rocks cannot fall from the sky because there are no rocks in the sky). Two, what kind of a psycho thought of naming a bunch of falling stars after the Soviet dictator Leonid Brezhniev?!?
The only good thing here is that the Moon is almost full, so not many falling stars will be visible.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-17-2019, 09:21 PM

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I'm offended by the Leonid meteor shower
In Britain, people are claiming that this is made up of bits falling off a comet. As the last comet was retired 22 years ago, any sensible person knows that (in the absence of perpetual motion technology) all comets airborne at the time would have run out of fuel and crashed long ago.

The meteorological office (a somewhat unreliable government agency) is advising people to go out and lie flat on their backs in the fields at midnight. I am very much not offended by this, as it will have the benefit of (a) removing the retarded from the gene pool and (b) preventing them from voting in the forthcoming election. For once, they have got something right!


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-18-2019, 03:28 PM

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In Britain, people are claiming that this is made up of bits falling off a comet. As the last comet was retired 22 years ago, any sensible person knows that (in the absence of perpetual motion technology) all comets airborne at the time would have run out of fuel and crashed long ago.
Calluses, comets are turtle calluses from their shells rubbing off celestial debris and showering unto Earth.


Anyone deeply offended by this whole smoking business? I was riding in a first class carriage from Tipperary to Perth when this man sitting across. He's lighting a cigarette. I think it's disgraceful. Needless to say I did not condone his behaviour one bit!
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 11-18-2019, 09:05 PM

Women preachers are everywhere these days and they offend me greatly.

When will women learn to keep silent and stop trying to teach The Lord's Word?


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Trump Re: What are you offended by right now? - 02-06-2020, 11:08 PM

I am heavily disturbed and deeply offended by an image in an article about Neanderthals. Yes - the image is even more disturbing than the text [which claims the existence of some sort of proto-humans long before the Earth (and everything on it) was created by God].

Here is the image - you can bet that the "artist" who created this "reconstruction" was a whiny butthurt liberal:

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