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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Remember unsaved sinners, there only are believers and unbelievers according to John 3:36. God does not divide between Atheists, Agnostics, Humanists, Hippies, Feminists, Sodomites, Satanists, Occultists, Viccans, Vegetarians, Vegans, Socialists, Marxists, Deists, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Rastafarians, Catholics, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Seventh Day Adventists, Pentecostals, Charismatics etc. like we do. They are all unbelievers, period. And going to hell except if they turn to God and stop being what they are. That also includes you, unsaved sinners.
    Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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    • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Diesel Stanford View Post
      God does not divide between Atheists, Agnostics, Humanists, Hippies, Feminists, Sodomites, Satanists, Occultists, Viccans, Vegetarians, Vegans, Socialists, Marxists, Deists, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Rastafarians, Catholics, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Seventh Day Adventists, Pentecostals, Charismatics etc. like we do.
      Please speak for yourself, dear. It must be exhausting, though, to divide people in so many categories? I just divide all people into Godly True Christians(tm) and hellbound everyone else. I may occasionally pray for the latter but I generally avoid any contact with them.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          Originally posted by DominiqueDomgaard View Post
          I heard that filthy old broad, Diana Rigg passed away. She was a feminist icon from the 1960s. However it appears now the only Avenger is Lord Jesus Christ who will ensure she learns her place in Hell where demons will double fist her rectums with ribbed cucumbers.
          Diana Rigg, Diana Rigg, hmmm. Where have I heard that name before? Wasn't she on one of those television spy shows that were popular at one time, possibly in the 1960s? I know I've heard the name before. Oh, yes, now I remember. She spoke to her pen a lot, didn't she?

          And, dear Miss Domgaard, kindly consider the time of day when you post such "descriptive" messages. I'm afraid you've put me off my cucumber, creamed cheese and watercress sandwich!
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            Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
            Diana Rigg, Diana Rigg, hmmm. Where have I heard that name before? Wasn't she on one of those television spy shows that were popular at one time, possibly in the 1960s?
            That explains why I've never heard of her. I did find another early photo of her from those days, though, with her co-star in that show.
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            He subsequently became Archbishop of Canterbury.

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            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              I believe that this individual popularized what became known as the "catsuit". For this alone, one can surmise that she was deserving of eternal damnation.




              Disturbing, indeed!
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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                Why oh why do punk rockers have such awful dress sense? Click image for larger version

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                • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  Why oh why do punk rockers have such awful dress sense?
                  Oh, I wish I had the answer to that question, dear Sister Mitza, but I am afraid that I am at a loss for words. I once saw a snippet of a bizarre "punk" show on the television set. I was trying to find the local broadcast of one of my favorite Lawrence Welk episodes, but I found a "punk music" show, instead. It appears as though that dastardly Satan had intercepted the mechanics of my TV aerial!

                  Not only was the noise they were making atrocious, but some of their outfits were living nightmares, as you shall see here:



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                  Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                    Woooot wooooooooot

                    Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!

                    Add your Passengers Here!

                    These folks are going to HELL for being retarded.

                    "Look Ma! I can Drive!"



                    "Look Ma! No Hands!"



                    "Look Ma! I'm an Angel!"


                    ALL ABOARD!
                    yes, Praise jesus, or you will join satan in hell

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                      She died.



                      So what?

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                        Originally posted by DumboniBaDoomed View Post
                        That wrinkly old RGB is dead. She be raped upon Satan's winky for infinity years! That's real justice!
                        Who?
                        Wasn't that some sort of a rapper?
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          Who?
                          Wasn't that some sort of a rapper?
                          She's not someone a True Christian(tm) lady should know about, but nevertheless here is the most recent photo of her.


                          She's got the whole wagon to herself.

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                          A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                          • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Rune Enoe View Post
                            She's got the whole wagon to herself.
                            Oh, my, yes indeed, dear Brother Pastor Enoe! And isn't it interesting that Brother Henderson is claiming responsibility for that Ginsburg woman's death, since he prayed to Almighty for justice? Here is a quote and a link to an article that describes this:

                            "Trump-loving right-wing pastor Robert Henderson used the Sunday service at his Radiant Church in Waco, Texas, to brag that a prayer he delivered last week in Washington, D.C., was responsible for removing Ruth Bader Ginsburg from the Supreme Court."




                            (Mrs.) Isabella White

                            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                              I noticed in your link that the pastor cited the NIV. We know that Jesus in in Heaven now: He's been seen there by multiple witnesses.

                              We also know that our prayers reach Heaven even though Jesus is no longer on Earth because His Spirit communicates them. Jesus is one with The Father but just in case another interpretation of these facts could be made, God explicitly states in I John 5:7 that there are three bearing record in heaven
                              . .1 The Father
                              . .2 The Word
                              . .3 The Holy Ghost
                              and that these three are one. (We already know that Jesus is The Word from John 1:1-15 of course.) The NIV prefers to delete God's explanation.

                              Again, contemplating this pastor's world view, what does he think about The Holy Spirit? If he follows the NIV doctrine perhaps he thinks of a nebulous spirit-type entity floating in space or in the air but that would not be God. The only spirit he mentions is a lion spirit connected to the natural judicial system and a lion in the spirit realm seeking to devour. Even the NIV makes it clear that this analogy refers to the devil.

                              Is he claiming to have killed Ginsberg? Satan? The judicial system?

                              How can we know whether the pastor's utterance is all about God or all about him?

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                                Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                                Oh, my, yes indeed, dear Brother Pastor Enoe! And isn't it interesting that Brother Henderson is claiming responsibility for that Ginsburg woman's death, since he prayed to Almighty for justice? Here is a quote and a link to an article that describes this:

                                "Trump-loving right-wing pastor Robert Henderson used the Sunday service at his Radiant Church in Waco, Texas, to brag that a prayer he delivered last week in Washington, D.C., was responsible for removing Ruth Bader Ginsburg from the Supreme Court."




                                That's a little cheeky, isn't it? After all, we here at sent in our request forms ages ago. Why does this Mr. Henderson think that God was waiting for his specific prayer to off Ginsburg when He clearly favors our Pastor Zeke above all others?


                                It's sad to see some people deluding themselves, isn't it?
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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