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Sinner Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 02-01-2021, 01:48 PM

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And we are force feed a book that was translated by men working for a King.
Interesting you picked this thread and failed to read what was in it only to attempt to disparage, good and decent people with your hate filled comments. Nice.
No one is forcing anyone. Those with half a brain can follow the teachings of Christianity.
Not everyone can be like you, knowing a second language like 'trash talk'.
I'll pray for your worthless soul.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 02-02-2021, 12:01 AM

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translated by men working for a King.
That King was, and remains, Jesus. There were also earthly rulers but with a history of serving popes and other charlatans who tried to "muscle in on the act" or force-feed their dogma into the project, as you'd probably see it. Landover stands against such attempts, remembering that when the cardinals held actual political power they burned us alive. Why did they do that? Because we wanted to read The Bible for ourselves and understand God's teaching. They'd cobbled together their own rendition in a language quite alien to God's intended readership (not even Paul's epistle to Rome was written in Latin) and their hideous intentions were revealed with head chopping and thumb screws, the rack and other contrivances for anyone questioning their project. Some of those were kings and queens who worked for Jesus too, and one was King James.

Popes kept up with the tortures, chopping off of heads and the burnings alive but to no avail. Jesus wanted us to know what He'd taught and Jesus won.

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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 08-03-2021, 03:02 AM

Hi y'all. Can you please tell me how I can convince my husband that he needs Jesus in his life? All he wants to do is go to strip clubs instead of reading the Holy Bible with me. We have eight children and I don't think John's behavior is a good example. If you have any helpful ideas than I would be greatful to recieve them.

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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 08-05-2021, 04:48 AM

Mrs. Jackson, unfortunately you have been banned before we could be properly introduced. I can't speak to your marital troubles without more details, however as for general advice I can point you to the time-tested policies used to categorize visitors to this website. Maybe you will get some insight into your husband.



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Default Re: MUST-READ FOR UNSAVED TRASH: Rules of Discussion - 08-05-2021, 06:01 AM

It's good of you to consider future newcomers to the site. One objection worth preempting here is the claim, so often heard, that before Queen Elizabeth (sometimes Martin Luther or Henry VIII are cited) there was no other Christianity than Catholicism. For fifteen or sixteen centuries in the Western tradition lies about The Bible were all there was. Eastern orthodoxies never had a reformation and comprise the majority grouping after the Romish Orthodox patriarch, styling himself "Bishop of Rome" and subsequently as a pope, hived himself off to form the Roman Catholic heresy EXCEPT THAT none of them followed The Bible so were all heretics.
They eventually excommunicated one another approx. 1 millennium ago.
So where did true Christianity come from? Why did Jesus wait another one-and-a-half thousand years, years of lies, torture, burnings alive, idolatry, chopping off of heads, extortion, the full works in fact, after not having Himself born from Eve following the original sin event to be murdered then, enabling Salvation for humanity from the outset?
Genesis 4:16-17 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

Cain and Abel and their children, by accepting The Blood of Christ, could have been Saved® all those years ago. Eventually, these doubters claim, Jesus was born from Mary with the same outcome as if He'd been born from Eve. But then He waited so many more centuries, so many more lives wasted being taught lies and receiving false baptisms and in many cases being tortured to death or whipped mercilessly by sadists, burned alive at the stake, having their parents' heads chopped off and thrown into the gutter while bishops and cardinals and popes lived in revolting luxury year after year, century after century with no redress possible and torture or worse the certain response to suggesting that maybe answers were in order from such dissipated muck as the clergy proved to be.

But these are unreliable claims; even in The Bible one denomination is identified. Of course it wasn't a denomination then, nevertheless we know that Baptist was a thing from day one. Future newcomers reading through will know that, No: catholicism was not all there was. There were also Baptists and Anabaptists who did not accept the dogma of Rome (or Kiev or wherever else patriarchs had set themselves up) and not enough had their heads chopped to extinguish The Truth prevailing to this day.
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