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  • #61
    Re: Great books for children



    This is a GREAT book introducing children to politics. In the story, a llama gets furious when a democrat mistakes him for the symbol, a donkey. He learns how to deal with it: he tells his llama mom and dad to vote for Trump, and they help make America great again!
    Last edited by Anne Sayne; 09-28-2016, 04:55 AM. Reason: Wrong attachment
    God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
    Revelation 12:9
    Job 39:9

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    • #62
      Re: Great books for children

      Oh hey, a thread I can get behind

      As a creative writing student I just love giving book recommendations.


      Of course, I'm going to have to recommend the <<<reference to a book propagating homosexual lifestyle removed>>> series, as well as the <<<another reference to a book propagating homosexual lifestyle removed>>>. There's also <<<same thing again>>>, and <<<more of the same>>> is pretty good.


      Oh, there's also <<<another one>>>, and the child in me demands I recommend both <<<again>>>, as well as <<< the last reference to a book propagating homosexual lifestyle>>>.


      I do hope you find these helpful and your children enjoy them
      Last edited by Basilissa; 12-13-2016, 02:00 PM. Reason: Let's not upset Jesus, shall we?

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      • #63
        Re: Great books for children

        Fine then, what about The Anarchists Cookbook? Or The Satanic Bible? Even the 50 Shades trilogy?

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        • #64
          Re: Great books for children

          Originally posted by Please Flush Me View Post
          Fine then, what about The Anarchists Cookbook? Or The Satanic Bible? Even the 50 Shades trilogy?
          Eww!

          Typical atheist.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

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          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #65
            Re: Great books for children

            Originally posted by Please Flush Me View Post
            Fine then, what about The Anarchists Cookbook? Or The Satanic Bible? Even the 50 Shades trilogy?
            I don't understand. If you are going to go to hell, at least let it be with something that can be enjoyed. 50 shades of grey? Are you a desperate divorced woman in your fifties?


            Otherwise, stick to the Bible, it has better stories, it is better written and can save your soul. Can E. L. James do that for you?
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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            • #66
              Re: Great books for children

              Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
              I don't understand. If you are going to go to hell, at least let it be with something that can be enjoyed. 50 shades of grey? Are you a desperate divorced woman in your fifties?
              Wait, that's not a comedy? Oh dear... and here I was hoping it might held dislodge that stick up your ass...

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              • #67
                Re: Great books for children

                Originally posted by Please Flush Me View Post
                Wait, that's not a comedy? Oh dear... and here I was hoping it might held dislodge that stick up your ass...
                Oh, retorting to direct attacks, who would have anticipated that from you?


                It is boring. Bye.
                1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                • #68
                  Re: Great books for children



                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Great books for children

                    Oh, finally -- some family-friendly books worth recommending! This makes up for one that I saw advertised on the bulletin board at the Piggly Wiggly!
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                    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                    • #70
                      Re: Great books for children

                      So many excellent books for children full of exciting adventures and educational morals. It can be hard to choose one. Exodus, Judges, Daniel, Chronicles, Job, Joshua, Ezra, and so on. Really, the best way is to start at Genesis and finish with Revelation, then start over.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      • #71
                        Re: Great books for children

                        Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                        Oh, finally -- some family-friendly books worth recommending! This makes up for one that I saw advertised on the bulletin board at the Piggly Wiggly!
                        Ha!Ha! Evolutionists I presume? Even by their own standards (very low bar) "someone's" habitat needed to be destroyed so that mammals could exist. They even think we are mammals ourselves, so who's to say that in order for something else to exist, mammals need to destroy their/our own "habitat" enabling that someone to "evolve" as we did?

                        After all, since we didn't exist then (according to evolutionism) they must have destroyed their habitat themselves (by exuding oxygen or some such nonsense) due to no mammals existing, and therefore no humans, to destroy it for them.

                        The most important aspect of early reading is to make sure the consequences of sin are so well presented that even in the face of a secular agenda – that reality, the reality of deserving torture from birth because we are so vile to God, can never be undone.

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