[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Good God

that's why your all witches

I don´t have any witches, what on Earth are you talking about?

[Lamarr]

You are right, but its not like you can talk with that middle school degree. I clearly can see you didn't pass fourth grade biology, it is apparent that your Sunday school however didn't teach you the earth is ROUND.

[Lamarr]

Remember the Salem Witch trials. Spooky.... SHE SAW HIM WITH THE DEVIL
HANG THEM

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Lamarr

Remember the Salem Witch trials. Spooky.... SHE SAW HIM WITH THE DEVIL
HANG THEM

Are you on drugs or something, dear? Because you seem to be losing logical reasoning skills with every post.

[Lamarr]

I lost my logic and reasoning skills when I saw this forum...

[Lamarr]

Hey why did you ban my good friend, Good God, he was a cool kid....At least he knew the earth was round.


Please he made me feel like I wasn't the only retard who has nothing better to do than scratch my ass, sniff my fingers, and troll people on the internet.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Lamarr

I lost my logic and reasoning skills when I saw this forum...

That must be the influence of Jesus! Logic and rational observations will not take you into Heaven, getting rid of them does!

Matthew 5:3
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

This is extremely good news! The new World Order of Trumpist Theocracy is yielding its first harvest of souls!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Lamarr

I lost my logic and reasoning skills when I saw this forum...

If this event is due to you being on the forum and not due to being intoxicated, then it actually might be good news!

Jesus doesn´t like people who use logic too much:

1 Corinthians 3:18-20
18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Repent and be a fool for Christ´s sake - this is what Jesus wants:

1 Corinthians 4:9-10
9 For I think that God hath set forth us the apostles last, as it were appointed to death: for we are made a spectacle unto the world, and to angels, and to men.
10 We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ; we are weak, but ye are strong; ye are honourable, but we are despised.

[Lamarr]

I am an idiot and I will try to do better.

[Praisejesu-s]

Originally Posted by Anne Sayne

Not to mention, this lovely girl also knows the real shape of the earth, FLAT! https://youtu.be/mtZpyj4vpnM

I agree with all christans, whether they are Protestants, Baptist, Orthodox, ect.
Except when they say the earth is flat.

[Praisejesu-s]

Where is your proof.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Praisejesu-s

I agree with all christans, whether they are Protestants, Baptist, Orthodox, ect...

Then you're "agreeing" with mutually incompatible belief systems, showing that you don't even understand the questions being asked.

...Except when they say the earth is flat.

Killing witches, disobedient children, and non-virgin brides that you paid good money for at the city gates? Ya, that's all fine. Flat earth is simply ridiculous.


/s <--- there


Cure your ignorance. Read the Bible.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Praisejesu-s

I agree with all christans, whether they are Protestants, Baptist, Orthodox, ect.
Except when they say the earth is flat.

I think the only things all Christian denominations agree upon, is that women are inferior and homosexuals go to hell. I'm glad that you agree with at least these basics - that's a great start!

Now, why don't you start an introduction thread in the aptly named Introduction Forum, so we can get to know you better?

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Praisejesu-s

You do realize that making death threats against Christ's elect is a great way to not only get yourself arrested and thrown in prison, but to get yourself slain by the Lord Jesus Christ and cast into Hell (Nahum 1:2)?