[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

There MUST be a reason this brazen hussy is still going. Only GOD knows I guess.

Perhaps Pastor Zeke should remind the Congregation to pray harder this week.

Helpful,

Sister Thumper

Have some faith Sister, Our Loving Savior is slow but steady and always gets His sinner in the end. He's probably setting her up. She is probably gloating with Satan that Jesus has missed her at 88, and then blam! The Wrath of The Lord gets her!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I see that Ms Day (if that is her name) has lived four score and eight years and yet:

Psalms:90:10: The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.

This means that she is 8 years overdue for her tryst with Satan. The woman is a Christian Scientist. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT like being a Biblical Scientist. A Biblical Scientist (such as we have at Landover Christian University) is someone who studies the Bible deeply and then, taking the absolute truth thus revealed, seeks out ways of proving the Truth of The Good Book.

Christian Science is a sort of a club, a social society if you will, of individuals who translate God’s Word to mean what they want it to mean so as to justify their idiotic notions. You will see that both are quite distinct.

My only conclusion is that God feels that Ms Day is desperately trying to find Him, and He is giving her extra time. However, this comes at a price, for, if she does not repent and become a True Christian, the horrors that await her will be even more terrible than the fate of all the popes put together.

[Tomas de Molinos III]

Originally Posted by Capt. Aaron Portway

You know who else should just die already for being such a horrible influence on America? Betty White!

Just look at her! She's flaunting her herself like a common street whore!

It's no wonder this country elected a black President, with tramps like these corrupting our morals!!!

I'm hearing much Truth™ on here, and it heartens me, but I think we're neglecting another elephant in the room worthy of damnation: I speak of course of that irredeemable slut Debbie Reynolds... http://images.starpulse.com/pictures...SGG-074773.jpg ↑ ← that's whore - er, her - on the left there (I can't even tell if those other two are women)... aside from being one of the number one tramps of her time, she also shat out that most malicious of fag hags, the pouting Princess Leia. I for one pray for all of them a speedy yet excruciating demise.

[Tomas de Molinos III]

Perhaps I was too hasty in my condemnation of Debbie Reynolds...indeed, sins of the daughters are not always reflective of sins of mothers. I was mainly upset about her fag hag daughter Princess Leia, and not so much Ms. Reynolds herself.

It is possible she still has the capacity to be a decent Christian, maybe even a role model, and worth praying for... she once was!:



That is, before her fall to the lower orders of papist songbirding nunsense and coddling of autistic brats and other mentally sick undesirables.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Can you believe that the harlot Doris Day is STILL alive?! I'm starting to think she is actually a demon. She was born in 1924.

I think that Hellywood conjured up demons to make her a star. Those demons took over her body and now they refuse to let her die.

I've never seen such evil. Just look at her. You can practically see the evil oozing out of her eyes.




And Zsa Zsa GabWHORE.... don't even get me started on her.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Her agent has always denied that she had anything to do with 9/11, but the truth will out.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

That ghastly (False) Christian Scientist smirk says it all. Do you think she's really still alive, or could she have been replaced by some Hellywood animatronic monstrosity?

Another one that Jesus seems strangely uninterested in calling to His side (just my little joke ) is the Nipponese actress Olivia de Havilland, who was 99 this week.

I do wish you hadn't mentioned the Gabhorrent Zsa Zsa woman, though, Sister. I shall have nightmares now.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

The sooner she dies, the sooner Jesus will celebrate! She is an abomination and will be sent to hell for her actions! Praise Jesus!

[Brother Jessup]

Let's not forget how Doris Day used to engage in the shameful act of "fag-haggery" back when that light in the loafers Rock Hudson was alive!...may his sodomizing soul burn in everlasting hell fires!



The witch even starred with the late Mr. Rock Hudson in 1959's "Pillow Talk", a film which encouraged the act of fornication!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Hellywood has been corrupting the morals of God Fearing Americans ever since they started making movies. Even the alleged "Hayes Code" didn't prevent them from secretly continuing to promote their sinister plot (and who would have guessed that the papist cathylicks has something to do with this).

Doris Day is one example of their hidden agenda - an outwardly "wholesome" woman who inspired a generation of movie goers with acts of sodomy and perversion. The woman has obviously made a pact with the devil in order to live so long - but Jesus always wins in the end.

[True Christian wannabe]

If one does not obey the Lord and instead chooses to corrupt the world with sexual media, they have already become damned by their own actions, effectively killing themselves inside. Now we just have to wait for the rest.

[H. Montague Worthington]

I hope "Doris" (NOT her real name!) enjoys the "pillow talk" with fellow sinner "Rock Hudson" (NOT his real name!) as she is splayed before Satan's enormous barbed and flaring member in eternal damnation and hellfire. The two of them will certainly know the name of Jesus as they cry out helplessly in rueful agony under Satan's torrid dominion for all eternity...

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Pray harder prayer warriors! Unfortunately this harlot shares a birthday with me and Brother Nobar. Yesterday, she was seen merrily greeting fans on her 90th birthday. She looks pretty darn spry! I'm starting to think she is really a demon and she is here spying on us.

Have you ever heard worse singing in your entire life?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

Pray harder prayer warriors! Unfortunately this harlot shares a birthday with me and Brother Nobar. Yesterday, she was seen merrily greeting fans on her 90th birthday. She looks pretty darn spry! I'm starting to think she is really a demon and she is here spying on us.
Have you ever heard worse singing in your entire life?

It's always said God has his reasons. But that Doris did love scenes with homer Rock Hudson should have put her on the road to hell so long ago. Let's keep praying.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS woman is a monster.

[Elmer G. White]

Once again, True Christian™ prayers reign supreme! The Day woman is dead. She lost everything, even her questionable good looks.



She had ninety seven years on Earth. Countless men and presumably more than a few deviant women fell unto her charms and ended up in Hell. Now she'll meet them down there. She was no match to Sarah who remained fecund until ripe old age.

Genesis 17:17
Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?

Jesus answered our prayers. Beware, Sinners! You might be next. Don't mess with Jesus and His most Faithful Soldiers, i.e., us.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Praise Jesus!

A warning to all atheists: GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!

Be not deceived; God is not mocked:
for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Galatians 6:7

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Once again, True Christian™ prayers reign supreme! The Day woman is dead. She lost everything, even her questionable good looks.

Oh, dear Brother Elmer: Thank you so much for this bit of news. Heavens above, I hadn't heard of Doris in years so I just assumed that she had been roasting in Hell for years. That photo is interesting, but are you sure it's of Doris? For some reason, it reminds me of one of those rock singers who go in disguise when they don't want to be recognized. Might it be that your photo is of this this hellbound rebel, in undercover mode?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

For some reason, it reminds me of one of those rock singers who go in disguise when they don't want to be recognized. Might it be that your photo is of this this hellbound rebel, in undercover mode?

Sister Isabella, please help me out, I cannot decide - the picture you posted, is that a very ugly female, or is that a male with earrings, necklace, dyed hair, and lipstick?

Either way, that poor creature truly deserves our pity and a short prayer. I just want to know if I should pray for her to diminish her utter ugliness (or at least to improve her taste - with better clothes, jewelry, and make-up, she could look somewhat OK), or for him to start acting like a man?

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Sister Isabella, please help me out, I cannot decide - the picture you posted, is that a very ugly female, or is that a male with earrings, necklace, dyed hair, and lipstick?

Either way, that poor creature truly deserves our pity and a short prayer. I just want to know if I should pray for her to diminish her utter ugliness (or at least to improve her taste - with better clothes, jewelry, and make-up, she could look somewhat OK), or for him to start acting like a man?

Oh, dear Sister Basilissa: You know, when I first saw that photo, I assumed it was one of those trendy, androgynous people like that Ann Lennox rock singer. But now I'm thinking it might just be a photo of an ordinary, everyday, run-of-the-mill, lezbiean, female homersexualistic person. I agree that they do need pity and prayers, but really, neither would be of benefit to them since their head-strong ways will not allow them to see the merit in turning to Jesus and begging for forgiveness from their wretched, sinful lifestyles. I'm afraid their corrupt minds are made up and they think think they can do whatever they want, just as the so clearly shows. Romans 1: 28, 32:
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

So, it's eternal hell for them, I'm afraid. A blessed day to you, dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.