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  • Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

    Those crazy Hindus are at it again! Marrying babies to dogs, and snakes to women! Hilarious! Proof that the whacky cult supersticious claptrap they follow is as crazy as that Scientology nonsense!

    THIS story had me laughing for hours, though there is a serious side to this, it's hilarious to see the garbage these drugged-up darkies actually believe!

    Toddler weds dog to defeat tiger curse

    Members of an eastern Indian tribe have married off a toddler to a female dog in a bid to prevent his predicted death in a tiger attack.

    Parents of the groom, 18-month-old Sangula Munda, were advised to arrange the marriage when they noticed a tooth growing from their infant son's upper gum.

    Community elders in Orissa state’s Jaipur district believed the tooth was a bad omen suggesting that the toddler was destined to be killed in a tiger attack. According to tribal tradition, his grisly fate could be prevented by marrying a dog.The weird wedding was conducted at a Hindu temple with all the rituals associated with a traditional marriage ceremony. The canine bride, who sported two silver rings and a silver chain, was even given a dowry.

    According to the boy's father Sanrumula Munda, Sangula will still be able to marry properly when older.

    Superstition is still a potent force in tribal and remote communities of India.
    Yes, it may seem to be a story right out the whacky World of weird, but among False negro religions, this is actually the norm!

    Who could forget the Sudanese man who married a goat, or the man who married a dog??




    A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him.

    P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu
    Or the whacky Hindu woman who married a snake!!

    A woman, who claimed to have fallen in love with a snake got married to the reptile as per Hindu rituals at Atala village of Orissa's Khurda district.

    The unusual marriage took place on Wednesday with over 2,000 people taking out a procession to celebrate the event.

    Attired in a silk saree, 30 year-old Bimbala Das was seen sitting for around one hour as priests chanted mantras to complete the ritual.

    The snake which lived in an ant hill near her home, however, was not around and a brass replica of a serpent was kept by the side of the woman instead.

    Bimbala said: "Though snakes cannot speak nor understand, we communicate in a peculiar way. Whenever I put milk near the ant hill where the Cobra lives, it (the snake) always comes out to drink."

    "I always get to see it every time I go near the ant hill. It has never harmed me," she claimed.

    When Bimbala disclosed her idea of marrying a snake, villagers reportedly appreciated it saying the marriage will bring good fortune to the area. They also came forward to offer a grand feast for those who came to attend the marriage
    Those crazy Hindus!

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    Re: Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

    Do these crazy dotheads have any idea how deeply they are offending God with this behavior?

    Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. 20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

      Those hindaloos will believe anything just because some primitive tribesman wrote it down millennia ago, won't they?
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        Re: Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

        At least it was a female dog...
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          Re: Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

          What is next with these pagans, are they going to claim one of the magical men came back from the dead? Non-Christians are such a joke.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • #6
            Re: Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Do these crazy dotheads have any idea how deeply they are offending God with this behavior?

            Hey Dude,
            What's the big deal in marriage???. it is just a marriage. do YOU understand no body gonna get hurt in this process, whether physically or mentally.

            the girl only married the snake, she didnot have s*x with snake. so god cannot impose his cleverness on them.
            Stop being homophobic narrow minded religious morons

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              Re: Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

              Man, I will never understand the crazy superstitous nonsense of these strange cults and cultures them foreigners have. Thank God for the KJV Bible, and the facts it contains! I can't imagine having my life ruled by superstition. Who would want to live that way?

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                Re: Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

                Originally posted by i hate baptist View Post
                Hey Dude,
                What's the big deal in marriage???. it is just a marriage. do YOU understand no body gonna get hurt in this process, whether physically or mentally.

                the girl only married the snake, she didnot have s*x with snake. so god cannot impose his cleverness on them.
                A child marrying a snake.. What could possibly go wrong here?

                What a strange superstition you people subscribe to. Now, you'll have to excuse me as I go to Wednesday night church service where we will take communion and recite the Lord's prayer.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                  Re: Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  Man, I will never understand the crazy superstitous nonsense of these strange cults and cultures them foreigners have. Thank God for the KJV Bible, and the facts it contains! I can't imagine having my life ruled by superstition. Who would want to live that way?
                  I can't imagine, brother. It's just such a pity to see these foreign children grow up in a society that tells them these crazy superstitions are real. They believe it because, well, what child wouldn't believe what their loving mother and father say? When everyone they know believes the same thing, they have no choice but to believe it. It must take great courage and cleverness to break out of the circle of lies. I too am grateful for the free will our LORD has provided us, and the KJV Bible to know how to find Him!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    Re: Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

                    These dot-headed demon worshipers make me sick, and they infuriate Jesus with their crazy get-ups.

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      Re: Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      These dot-headed demon worshipers make me sick, and they infuriate Jesus with their crazy get-ups.

                      I now have a better understanding of why I become so furious when I speak with those outsourced product support call centers.
                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • #12
                        Re: Those Crazy Hindus! Toddler Weds Dog to defeat Tiger!

                        Originally posted by i hate baptist View Post
                        Hey Dude,
                        What's the big deal in marriage???. it is just a marriage. do YOU understand no body gonna get hurt in this process, whether physically or mentally.
                        Do you understand that the Mill harm principle isn't in the Bible? Lots of things that don't harm anyone else, physically or mentally, are sins.

                        the girl only married the snake, she didnot have s*x with snake. so god cannot impose his cleverness on them.
                        God cannot? Why not?

                        Matt. 19:26: But Jesus beheld [them], and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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