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    CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECRET"

    There are many believers in a New Age heresy called "The Law Of Attraction", particularily since the release of a book and movie called "The Secret". Basically they believe that in order to get rich, they only need to visualize money (without even praying for it) and if they want world peace, they just have to imagine it (once again, they actually believe it will come without prayer).

    They also believe that starving people are poor because they don't think about food enough, and 13-year old boys are virgins because they don't visualize sex enough. Rape victims must have been thinking perverted thoughts, etc.

    So, with this in mind, I announce a new contest: BEST VISUALIZATION OF LAW OF ATTRACTION BELIEVERS DIEING HORRIBLE DEATHS AND/OR BURNING IN HELL!

    These can be in the form of artwork, photoshopped images, video, or a very well written description. Winner gets a medal. All may participate, even unsaved trash.

    Remember, we don't want to actually pray for them to die, because that would actually work, and thus be a form of murder. We just want to "visualize" them suffering - which doesn't do a thing....

    Here's an extremely crude example, just to get you started:
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    Tags: dirty stinky hippies, law of attraction, new age, normalization, oprah, patrick swayze, patrick swayze dead, pope benedict xvi, the secret, trigger warning, wishful thinking
  • #2
    Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

    Sounds like spolied brat hippie dirtbag nonsense to me.


    Personally, I can't wait to watch these fools burn in hell. No I can't.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

      Now I'm not too savvy with the computers, so I asked my 12 year old grandson to come up with something.
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      • #4
        Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

        'tis but a dream...
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        • #5
          Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

          My photoshop skills are poor, so I will try something like a haiku:

          I call it, In My Mind


          In my mind,
          I can visualize a world without war;
          a world without hate.

          And in my mind,
          I can visualize us attacking that world,
          because they'd never expect it.
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          Proverbs 27:17
          Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
          Romans 1:20
          For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
          2 Timothy 2:15
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          • #6
            Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

            Originally posted by David Goldman View Post
            My photoshop skills are poor, so I will try something like a haiku:

            I call it, In My Mind


            In my mind,
            I can visualize a world without war;
            a world without hate.

            And in my mind,
            I can visualize us attacking that world,
            because they'd never expect it.

            5-7-5, Mr. David. Haiku is 5-7-5.

            (The real concern, though, is your content.... )

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            • #7
              Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

              Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
              5-7-5, Mr. David. Haiku is 5-7-5.

              (The real concern, though, is your content.... )
              Well, that's why I said "like" haiku. It is actually closer to senryuo (川柳), but not too many people have heard of that.

              And yes, it is a little more elegant in the original Japanese, and loses a little something when I translate it into English

              Edit:
              私の心で、
              戦争なしで世界を視覚化してもいい;
              憎悪のない世界。

              そして私の心で、
              その世界を攻撃している私達を視覚化してもいい,
              彼らが決してそれを期待しないので。
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              Proverbs 27:17
              Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
              Romans 1:20
              For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
              2 Timothy 2:15
              Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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              • #8
                Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

                With my limited photoshop skills, I came up with Rhonda Byrne (Author of The Secret) and hopefully what's happening will be apparent.



                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • #9
                  Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

                  I know Patrick Swayze has nothing to do with "The Secret", I'm just sick of him outrunning the HELL TRAIN.

                  L Sister Thumper
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                  • #10
                    Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

                    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                    I announce a new contest: BEST VISUALIZATION OF LAW OF ATTRACTION BELIEVERS DIEING HORRIBLE DEATHS AND/OR BURNING IN HELL!
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                    • #11
                      Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

                      I know Patrick Swayze has nothing to do with "The Secret", I'm just sick of him outrunning the HELL TRAIN.
                      The star of RED DAWN?!?

                      So far it's a tie between the OpraRoller and the meatgrinder. The Rhonda stoning is great, but just doesn't have enough gore.
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                      • #12
                        Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

                        Why do none of us have Photoshop? Is it JesOS incompatable? Oh well, the low quality paint pics just force us to visualize harder.
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                        • #13
                          Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

                          The following submission was initially rejected due to indecency. (Nipples were visible). Here is the new version, edited for decency:
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                          • #14
                            Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

                            That resembles the Alien-3 movie, which children should not be allowed to see.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #15
                              Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              I know Patrick Swayze has nothing to do with "The Secret", I'm just sick of him outrunning the HELL TRAIN.

                              L Sister Thumper
                              IT WORKS! IT WORKS! All we had to do was look at your pic, and now PATRICK SWAYZE IS DEAD!
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