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  • The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

    Today, I learned of a great horror. Remember children's books about "Winnie the Pooh"? It seems that they are inspired by something far more vile than a simple-minded stuffed bear with an eating disorder. No, author A. A. Milne appears to have been possessed by demons which called themselves the Elder Gods!



    I found the lyrics to a song about this vile creature. My research indicates that Tom Smith did not actually write the song, but that the lyrics were actually found in the mad scribblings of Milne himself, who thought the bear to be quite real!

    Christopher Robin was slain on the altar,
    Where shadows of Innsmouth run deep.
    Pooh didn’t hesitate, Pooh didn’t falter,
    His master’s in Rl’yeh asleep.
    And I'm only a kid, I don't know what he’s doin’,
    Let alone why the Great Old Ones want a stuffed bruin.
    Help me if you can, I’ve got to stop
    Pooh from reviving Cthulhu by one,
    You’d be surprised, there’s so much to be done,
    Circles to summon and bind,
    Color them inside the lines,
    Stop the cloth golem we all know as Winnie the Pooh….

    Winnie the Pooh doesn’t know what he’s doing,
    The Elder Gods got in his head.
    Task after task he performs without asking
    Why friend after friend turns up dead.
    And the ultimate goal isn’t clearly defined,
    But it’s taking a toll on his silly old mind.
    Help me if you can, I’ve got to stop
    Pooh from reviving Cthulhu by one,
    You’d be surprised, there’s so much to be done,
    Leave all the Deep Ones behind,
    Making a cute Elder Sign,
    Prepare for the final conflict with Winnie the Pooh….

    Rabbit is missing, and Piglet was drowned
    (It was thought accidental at first);
    In a room without corners, Owl was et by a hound;
    In his chest, Tigger’s heart up and burst.
    Now there’s only us three, but we will find a way,
    And I Kanga-rantee, Eeyore gonna Roo the day….
    Believe me if you can, we’re gonna stop
    Pooh from reviving Cthulhu by one,
    What do you know, I think maybe we’re done,
    Chris and my friends all alive,
    Great Old Ones gone from the sky…

    *yawn* Good morning, Mother, I guess I was dreaming –-
    Everything’s fine – Piglet, you can stop screaming –-
    What’s with that dazed look, Pooh?
    Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh….
    Keep your children away from Pooh!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

    Not a big surprise, since nearly all of childrens movies are like this.
    In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
    And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
    Genesis, 1. 1

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    • #3
      Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

      Originally posted by Mike202 View Post
      Not a big surprise, since nearly all of childrens movies are like this.
      Childrens movies and books, sorry.
      In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
      And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
      Genesis, 1. 1

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      • #4
        Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

        I fail to see how children could enjoy books about poop. No doubt this Winnie is yet another Disney creation?
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        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #5
          Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

          The slants sing songs about poop. Disgusting race of little monkeys.

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          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            I fail to see how children could enjoy books about poop. No doubt this Winnie is yet another Disney creation?
            For some unknown reason, Antichrist Anarchist Milne decided to name a teddy bear after poop.

            I think it was to show the utter contempt in which he held Christian children.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

              That "Winnie the Pooh' Song is unofficial, aka. not actually made by their creators. it is simply made by the public, with a twisted mind. So Winnie The Pooh is okay for children.

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              • #8
                Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                Originally posted by LordofLols View Post
                So Winnie The Pooh is okay for children.
                No, it is not!

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                • #9
                  Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                  If I remember correctly, Winnie is short for Winnipeg. Winnipeg is a frozen over wasteland in far north Godless canada. It comes as no surprise to me the author went insane, his brain probably froze solid.
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                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
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                  • #10
                    Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                    Originally posted by LordofLols View Post
                    That "Winnie the Pooh' Song is unofficial, aka. not actually made by their creators.
                    The "creator" was A. A. Milne. One person.

                    And I see you can't be bothered to read:
                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    My research indicates that Tom Smith did not actually write the song, but that the lyrics were actually found in the mad scribblings of Milne himself, who thought the bear to be quite real!

                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #11
                      Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                      You should not believe every "information" you find in the internet. Those are mostly rumors. The writer only thought of this story because of a toy bear from his childhood. That is what is even said in the books, so its the most official information you can find. Also, i think winnie pooh is perfectly fine for kids considering what the story teaches children, which is the importance of friendship and looking after one another. (John 15:12-15 “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends." --> jesus wanted us to care for our freinds, too!) I do trust in the good in people, i dont think that story is evil at all. In fact, it is a really pure story that should not be made into something devilish here. You should worship those stories, i mean, look at what they call "childrens TV" now, its just getting worse and wose..

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                      • #12
                        Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                        Originally posted by Smiile View Post
                        You should not believe every "information" you find in the internet. Those are mostly rumors. The writer only thought of this story because of a toy bear from his childhood. That is what is even said in the books, so its the most official information you can find. Also, i think winnie pooh is perfectly fine for kids considering what the story teaches children, which is the importance of friendship and looking after one another. (John 15:12-15 “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends." --> jesus wanted us to care for our freinds, too!) I do trust in the good in people, i dont think that story is evil at all. In fact, it is a really pure story that should not be made into something devilish here. You should worship those stories, i mean, look at what they call "childrens TV" now, its just getting worse and wose..
                        Please go to the Introduction Forum and introduce yourself to us and tell us all about your self. You seem to have some pretty left field ideas and the polite thing to do would begin with a full and complete introduction.

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #13
                          Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                          Originally posted by Smiile View Post
                          You should not believe every "information" you find in the internet...
                          I'll just leave that there for now.

                          ...John 15:12-15 “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends." --> jesus wanted us to care for our freinds, too!...
                          No, Jesus wants you to DIE for your friends (like He did (temporarily)). It's there in plain English!

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                          • #14
                            Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                            Originally posted by Smiile View Post
                            (John 15:12-15 “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends." --> jesus wanted us to care for our freinds, too!)
                            No, He was speaking specifically to His followers. Not to "everybody".

                            [quote]i dont think that story is evil at all. In fact, it is a really pure story that should not be made into something devilish here./QUOTE]
                            You think "The House at Cthulhu Corner" is a "really pure story"?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #15
                              Re: The true evil of Winnie the Pooh

                              .......
                              Are you guys serious?

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