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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

    This is unbelievable. Check out how our Prop 8 donations are being spent. The team of attorneys have NO IDEA how to prove that gay marriage is BAD for society. What are we PAYING these guys for!?!?!

    A while ago ianvass told me that he'd explain why California Prop 8 was a good idea, not religiously, but from a secular standpoint. How Prop 8 would mitigate a public health or safety issue . I'm still waiting, with occlupanid's wager of a tiny amount of foreign currency still unpaid. He might be…


    A few examples from the transcript:

    THE COURT: I'm asking you to tell me how it would harm opposite-sex marriages.
    MR COOPER: All right.
    COURT: All right. Let's play on the same playing field for once. Okay.
    MR COOPER: Your Honor, my answer is: I don't know.
    THE COURT: Does that mean -- does that mean if this is not determined to be subject to rational basis review, you lose?
    MR. COOPER: No, your Honor.
    THE COURT: Okay.
    MR. COOPER: I don't believe it -- it does.
    THE COURT: Just haven't figured out how you're going to win on that basis yet?
    THE COURT: What are those potential adverse consequences?
    MR. COOPER: Well, your Honor --
    THE COURT: Has anybody identified them?
    MR. COOPER: There have been some, yes, your Honor. For example, there seems to us to be little doubt that if the plaintiffs prevail here, and the definition of marriage is to be expanded to include same-sex couples, then the existing parallel institution of domestic partnership will also have to be expanded to include opposite-sex couples. And that parallel institution, with all the same benefits, will be available to opposite-sex couples. That's exactly how things are proceeding in The Netherlands. And in The Netherlands --
    THE COURT: What's the effect of that? Is that harmful?
    MR. COOPER: Well, your Honor, there do appear to be a number of adverse social consequences in The Netherlands from this. Domestic partnership is now used, apparently, more by heterosexual couples -- opposite-sex couples -- than is marriage. So marriage -- the effort to channel procreative activity into that institution has abated quite a bit. There's -- there are -- there are other socially unfortunate --
    THE COURT: But --
    MR. COOPER: Whether there's a causal relationship, your Honor --
    THE COURT: Has that been harmful to the society in The Netherlands? Has it been harmful to children? What's the adverse effect?
    MR. COOPER: Well, your Honor, again, I don't -- I don't have a presentation for you on that
    Let me know if you want me to head over to La La land and take over the litigation team. This is ludicrous!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22379

    #2
    Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

    Those idiots should be shot!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

      They proved their incompetence when they wandered into the trap that the unelected liberal activist judge had set for them. It doesn't matter what effect, good or bad, sodomite "marriage" has on society. God hates it, and that is that. The Mill harm principle has nothing to do with God's Law.
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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        They proved their incompetence when they wandered into the trap that the unelected liberal activist judge had set for them. It doesn't matter what effect, good or bad, sodomite "marriage" has on society. God hates it, and that is that. The Mill harm principle has nothing to do with God's Law.
        If that judge had been a proper moderate Republican judge he would have been opened minded enough to know that gay marriage is bad without ever having to ask the question. Just another example of how Christians can get no justice in the country now.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263

          #5
          Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

          The biggest enemy of a cause is a poor advocate.

          I suspect they are closet atheists. They haven't even mentioned the KJV 1611 Bible!
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Oakland "Reb" Griner
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2241

            #6
            Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

            I am just speculating here, but perhaps some recent tragic divorces can be attributed to the pernicious effect of sodomaceous marriages corrupting the foundations of Godly inspired marriages? Perhaps Carl Rove is a victim of this vile social evil? I don't think we should shy away from trotting out the actual real life tragedies that are already happening and will only increase further as this cancerous corruption of our fundamental institutions erodes our Christian way of life !!
            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

              Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
              I am just speculating here, but perhaps some recent tragic divorces can be attributed to the pernicious effect of sodomaceous marriages corrupting the foundations of Godly inspired marriages? Perhaps Carl Rove is a victim of this vile social evil? I don't think we should shy away from trotting out the actual real life tragedies that are already happening and will only increase further as this cancerous corruption of our fundamental institutions erodes our Christian way of life !!
              I think you are right Brother Griner, if wasn't the foul temptation of Gay marriage Rove would not be tempted for by the masculine, if forbidden, charms of Jeff Gannon. One just has to look at Pastor Haggard to know even men of the cloth can fall victim to the trap of gay marriage. Only Jesus knows how many men are gaying it up right, mislead by the false approval of gay marriage.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Mistress Cookie
                Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2008
                • 6790

                #8
                Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Those idiots should be shot!
                Someone probably "got" to them.

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                • Bob4God
                  Moderator
                  Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                  Hands folded for Jesus
                   
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5274

                  #9
                  Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

                  What is WRONG with those lawyers?

                  The answer is so easy, even a five year old Baptist would know the answer!

                  All decent, good laws are based on the Bible, because GOD knows what's good for society. GOD says homosexuality is bad, therefore it should not be legal. End of debate.
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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22379

                    #10
                    Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

                    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                    GOD says homosexuality is bad, therefore it should not be legal. End of debate.
                    Amen to that Brother!
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • jmlove
                      Unsaved trash, teen dope addict
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 22

                      #11
                      Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

                      this is absoloutly sickening. I can't believe that people are still around that believe in this complete and total b******. Is anyone who is involved with prop 8 asking you, or your churches in ANY way to perform these gay unions? NO. Are they saying you have to have ANYTHING to do with gay marrige, NO. So what I don't understand is why you can't let the 'sinners' 'sin' as they please, and pray that the invisible man in the sky still has hope in the people who don't like it. For you to act like any of you are good people is mind boggling. If there is a hell, its where you people belong.
                      Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22899

                        #12
                        Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

                        Originally posted by jmlove View Post
                        [...]So what I don't understand is why you can't let the 'sinners' 'sin' as they please, [...]
                        Up until moving on to this page, I was going to point out that the judge seemed unnecessarily aggressive and pro-kweer. It does make you wonder about his background.

                        However, I see we have another homer yipping on and on like an hysterical girl's blouse.

                        OK, jmlove, read this and weep:

                        M'r:16:15: And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.
                        M'r:16:16: He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.


                        All them homers will be in hell, and, unless you're one too, it's going to be an uncomfortable Eternity for you
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                        • jmlove
                          Unsaved trash, teen dope addict
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 22

                          #13
                          Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

                          I understand your bible tells you you need to let everyone know what you believe and I understand that you believe they'll end up in hell, what I want to know, if you can answer me without hiding behind those words, is why, you care about these 'homers' why not let them burn if thats what they 'deserve'?
                          And no, i'm not gay, but I do advocate equality.
                          Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                          • chasevan
                            Unsaved trash, uppity lieberal teenager
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 25

                            #14
                            Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

                            Originally posted by jmlove View Post
                            but I do advocate equality.
                            AMEN!

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #15
                              Re: Prop 8 Lawyers Don't KNOW Why Gay Marriage is BAD!

                              Originally posted by jmlove View Post
                              I understand your bible tells you you need to let everyone know what you believe and I understand that you believe they'll end up in hell, what I want to know, if you can answer me without hiding behind those words, is why, you care about these 'homers' why not let them burn if thats what they 'deserve'?
                              And no, i'm not gay, but I do advocate equality.
                              We have compassion friend.

                              We do not want to see these worthless unsaved trash burn, no matter how much they deserve it. You see Christ died (briefly) for all our sins, even filthy butt slamming sodomites. So for our Saviors sake we do our best to help the gays put aside their self destructive lifestyle.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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