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  • Re: Castrating my son?

    Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
    By mutilating your son's genitals you're no better than the Muslims you claim to hate.
    Genital mutilation
    Is practiced by Islam and Judaism.


    I wonder would you go to heaven by adopting a practice wildly used in the ottoman empire? I wonder how god would feel knowing his Twuest adherants is adopting heathenistic practices?


    Besides I'm sure at some point you fapped why not cut off your own dick?
    He was not talking about mutilation. Jesus Himself had His Holy Member mutilated.

    Brother Alex was talking about making his son a Godly eunuch, for Kingdom of Heaven's sake:

    Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from [their] mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive [it], let him receive [it].

    Also, what do you have against the Ottoman Empire? Are you racist or prejudiced or something?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Re: Castrating my son?

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      He was not talking about mutilation. Jesus Himself had His Holy Member mutilated.

      Brother Alex was talking about making his son a Godly eunuch, for Kingdom of Heaven's sake:

      Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from [their] mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive [it], let him receive [it].

      Also, what do you have against the Ottoman Empire? Are you racist or prejudiced or something?
      Then why don't op make himself a most godly eunuch and chop his own dick off? I bet you my last penny that this fucker faps behind closed just because you claim to be a"Twuuue Christian." Does not mean you haven't m-baited at least once in his lifetime.


      If he insists he must MUTILATE and yes castration is mutilation no matter if you call god God or Allah; I say chop his own dick off too if he's that concerned with fapping.


      Besides onan wasn't really about masterbation is more about onan didn't want to knock up his brothers wife. Hence why he spilled his seed on the floor.

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      • Re: Castrating my son?

        Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
        Then why don't op make himself a most godly eunuch and chop his own dick off? I bet you my last penny that this piffleer faps behind closed just because you claim to be a"Twuuue Christian." Does not mean you haven't m-baited at least once in his lifetime.
        He hasn't sinned since he became a . God guarantees it:

        1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

        If he insists he must MUTILATE and yes castration is mutilation no matter if you call god God or Allah;
        Technically, you are right, as Allah is an Arabic word derived from the ancient semitic word El, Il, and Ilu (compare with the Biblical Elohim, which is the plural of the same word, and with the Babylonian god El), and probably derived from protosemitic root *'l - and all of the above have the exact same meaning (God).

        Nonetheless, despite being linguistically correct, you are wrong as the followers of the Arabic god are following the wrong book and they do not accept Jesus and they will be burning in Hell forever for it:

        John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

        Besides onan wasn't really about masterbation is more about onan didn't want to knock up his brothers wife. Hence why he spilled his seed on the floor.
        The point being, that when the seed doesn't find its way to the insides of a woman, God is angry - He watches everything you are doing.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Re: Castrating my son?

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          He hasn't sinned since he became a . God guarantees it:

          1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

          Technically, you are right, as Allah is an Arabic word derived from the ancient semitic word El, Il, and Ilu (compare with the Biblical Elohim, which is the plural of the same word, and with the Babylonian god El), and probably derived from protosemitic root *'l - and all of the above have the exact same meaning (God).

          Nonetheless, despite being linguistically correct, you are wrong as the followers of the Arabic god are following the wrong book and they do not accept Jesus and they will be burning in Hell forever for it:

          John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

          The point being, that when the seed doesn't find its way to the insides of a woman, God is angry - He watches everything you are doing.
          I wonder does god video tape me using my extensive toy box? I would if I omnipresent everywhere. Besides if I don't <<<unnecessary sexual life details removed by moderator>>> at least once a week I devolve into female hysteria.


          Last edited by Basilissa; 11-23-2017, 05:33 PM. Reason: Keeping the forum clean for Jesus

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          • Re: Castrating my son?

            Dear Brother Elmer G. White .After I learned recently your 'so called church ' is à fake,
            I am deeply ashamed to have being 'open' to you about what happend to me .
            I think it's deeply disturbing and I hold you ( And your 'joke') partly responsable for having ruined my life and my future .
            I do understand your intention but I do not think you understand the impact your action had on peoples lifes .
            Maybe it's time you'll explain yourself in front of the court .

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            • Re: Castrating my son?

              Originally posted by brother bastian View Post
              Dear Brother Elmer G. White .After I learned recently your 'so called church ' is à fake,
              I am deeply ashamed to have being 'open' to you about what happend to me .
              I think it's deeply disturbing and I hold you ( And your 'joke') partly responsable for having ruined my life and my future .
              I do understand your intention but I do not think you understand the impact your action had on peoples lifes .
              Maybe it's time you'll explain yourself in front of the court .

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              • Re: Castrating my son?

                Originally posted by brother bastian View Post
                I think it's deeply disturbing and I hold you ( And your 'joke') partly responsable for having ruined my life and my future .
                You liberals certainly take this Professional Victimhood thing as far as it can go, don't you? As you accuse us of falsifying the Word of God, you will be so good as to show evidence of a True Christian™ falsifying the King James Bible for personal gain or you will stand forever as One Whom God Personally Hates (Proverbs 6:16-19).

                Accusing us of having magically gone back in time to dupe your simpleton father and you to do do something you later have come to regret is as unconscionable as a college slut crying rape because she later regrets having gotten drunk and offering her haunted old cooter for the entire football team to play rugby in.

                Get your story straight son, are you a follower of Christ or are you looking for your 15 seconds of fame by being a Drama Queen?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: Castrating my son?

                  I remember a thread like this long ago, for the love in my bosom for Jesus, lord of Nazerath, may be true, a young lass and I have long since followed this page, into a thread much like this. "Whap!", where the words that inscribed my mind from the such thread, and now we must make haste amongst thost who tread too early into this site. I know it must be a hastle to hide the lords truths to eager eyes, but entering a thread much like this was my demise ruining my child like innocence to the evil, and regressive left, and I'm sure must be the demise for many others. But there must be one sinner to the sacrifice, Justin, the imprudent slob always with his Smile Dog Dakimakuras, and japaneseesie food. He's a homer, for his dog no less! He showed me to this site, YouTube, so know I must do the honors and invite you to come to his channel and leave the remarks Jesus so eagerly needs for us, his mortals that have been delegated such holy powers to fight such unholy homers.


                  <<<suspicious link removed by a helpful moderator>>>

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                  • Re: Castrating my son?

                    Originally posted by TheOneWhoReturns View Post
                    I remember a thread like this long ago, for the love in my bosom for Jesus, lord of Nazerath, may be true, a young lass and I have long since followed this page, into a thread much like this. "Whap!", where the words that inscribed my mind from the such thread, and now we must make haste amongst thost who tread too early into this site. I know it must be a hastle to hide the lords truths to eager eyes, but entering a thread much like this was my demise ruining my child like innocence to the evil, and regressive left, and I'm sure must be the demise for many others. But there must be one sinner to the sacrifice, Justin, the imprudent slob always with his Smile Dog Dakimakuras, and japaneseesie food. He's a homer, for his dog no less! He showed me to this site, YouTube, so know I must do the honors and invite you to come to his channel and leave the remarks Jesus so eagerly needs for us, his mortals that have been delegated such holy powers to fight such unholy homers.

                    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE4omckZJgX9Dgp-DSFA0Iw
                    Jesus was not a minor noble when in the world, a lord, and did not rule in Nazareth as an earl might. Jesus is God, referred to in The Bible as LORD. He is neither imprudent nor a slob and it's worth noting that the regressive left is opposed to some extent by members of the homosexual right. Although you don't seem to be aligning with them, perhaps you could address this point in your introduction.

                    The link does not go anywhere Godly so I've disabled it in the quote [ABOVE]. Thanks.

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                    • Re: Castrating my son?

                      This is sort of a weird thing to talk about. However, I would like some christian opinions. I've been stuggling with porn and premarital sex. Should I pursue castration? I'm not against the idea. I do want to get married one day and have a family. I could always adopt. What should I do? I need advice.

                      Would a christian woman be okay with a castrated man?

                      I welcome any guidance on the issue.

                      Thank you!

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                      • Re: Castrating my son?

                        How about in your introduction you include your most inspiring Bible verse and your Church along with any insights you have regarding what's wrong with just getting married? Eunuchs generally are not sought out as likely marriage partners due to God's explanation of Salvation.
                        I'm including a search function for you:

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                        • Re: Castrating my son?

                          Exactly!!! So thanks for making my point. Why would you advocate doing it to a kid.It sounds like cherry picking to me and cruel. Anyway! Have a good life. I hope you find Christ. He isn't here.

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                          • Re: Castrating my son?

                            Originally posted by Christfollower1 View Post
                            Exactly!!! So thanks for making my point. Why would you advocate doing it to a kid.It sounds like cherry picking to me and cruel. Anyway! Have a good life. I hope you find Christ. He isn't here.
                            Sees others playing contract bridge, waltzes in with winning "Go Fish" strategy.

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                            • Re: Castrating my son?

                              Yes you should castrate your son, he will surely remain pure and chaste forever. Save his sperm so he can still be fruitful and multiply. Maybe allow him to masturbate a few more times and have him do it in a cup. Also an added bonus is a castrated son will never become a homosexual!

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                              • Re: Castrating my son?

                                Originally posted by TheLordChastiseth View Post
                                Yes you should castrate your son, he will surely remain pure and chaste forever. Save his sperm so he can still be fruitful and multiply. Maybe allow him to masturbate a few more times and have him do it in a cup.

                                It would be greatly appreciated if you were able to produce Scripture supporting your unusual view.


                                Also an added bonus is a castrated son will never become a homosexual!
                                I am not entirely sure if you know how homosexual coitus works, because becoming an eunuch doesn't prevent a man from becoming one.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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