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  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #16
    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    Professor, can I ask you if I'm safe here at my Outreach Post?

    I'm not sure what this is all about - I wasn't briefed on the project for some reason - but it does sound very important.
    You are absolutely safe for now Brother Open, but do make sure you are in Freehold by March 1st for the unveiling. That applies to all outreach True Christians™ around the globe. You should by now have received your orders to return to Iowa for the ceremony. Landover Baptist cannot vouch for your safety unless you are within the Freehold town limits once Project Habakkuk is unleashed unveiled.

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    What about hair loss, and formation of open sores
    Did the soars appear spontaneously, or are you simply not healing as you normally would? The hair loss should be temporary, but when it brows back, it may be darker and coarser.
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    • SayvedByTheLord
      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
      True Christian™
      • May 2007
      • 3151

      #17
      Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

      Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post

      Did the soars appear spontaneously, or are you simply not healing as you normally would? The hair loss should be temporary, but when it brows back, it may be darker and coarser.
      The sores appeared spontaneously at the same time as the hair loss. My friend can deal with the hair loss if it eventually grows back, but the sores are oozing and do not appear to be clearing up. In a dark room this person gives off a faint glow, this is also a new development.


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445

        #18
        Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
        In a dark room this person gives off a faint glow, this is also a new development.
        I suppose he hasn't been drinking any river water since the 8th of January, as was clearly requested the Sunday before?
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

          In my experience no one process is "best", although any one can be better than the next for any number of reasons. Just like your trousers, you have to the buy-in to the correct size, style, colour, level of affordability, etc... and as your size changes or styles change you may have to buy a new; and different; version. To use more practical terms here are a few things that may drive your choice:
          • The type of development being undertaken (Ex. Web Sites, Monolithic clients, Enterprise Services)
          • Team(s) structure and experience (Ex. Developers, Testers, Designers, Architects)
          • Degree of fidelity in membership ranks or required artifact deliverables (Pastors or Deacons)
          • Organizational process maturity (Has this been done before?)

          For the past several years I have been working in the HABAKKUK process and have really come to appreciate what it has to offer. Things like focus on responsibility, team momentum, time-boxing activities, and more. While each of the aforementioned processes address these in one form or another, none seem to do it like HABAKKUK.
          From my perspective, its genius lies in its simplicity. If you do a little searching it won't take long to realize the HABAKKUK process focuses on simply bringing the right people together at regular intervals to ensure everyone is moving with a common vision, and that real (tangible) progress is being achieved.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #20
            Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            From my perspective, its genius lies in its simplicity. If you do a little searching it won't take long to realize the HABAKKUK process focuses on simply bringing the right people together at regular intervals to ensure everyone is moving with a common vision, and that real (tangible) progress is being achieved.
            Ironic, how such a simple process still keeps so many people busy!

            However, I agree with you, Brother, well said. We just need to follow the protocol to the letter, and there will be few troubles whatsoever during the more complex mechanical processes. Remember what Dr. Paulsson said about the radiative adsorption issues of incubators 4c and d, when it happened two weeks ago? Look how they're doing now!
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #21
              Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
              However, I agree with you, Brother, well said. We just need to follow the protocol to the letter, and there will be few troubles whatsoever during the more complex mechanical processes. Remember what Dr. Paulsson said about the radiative adsorption issues of incubators 4c and d, when it happened two weeks ago? Look how they're doing now!
              My friend was responsible for the care of these incubators, it might help explain some of his issues.

              I am heading to my prayer closet now to talk with Jesus directly about my friends situation. In light of the fact that Rapture© will occur on March 4th our Lord may recommend that he not worry.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #22
                Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                My friend was responsible for the care of these incubators, it might help explain some of his issues.
                Of course, you're right! How stupid of me not to have thought of that! He was the one who tried to fix the main commutator after the problem occurred, and while he did it, he kept asking me about a strange glowing feeling, which I interpreted as The Lord's nearby presence. Well, that's another mystery solved!

                I am heading to my prayer closet now to talk with Jesus directly about my friends situation. In light of the fact that Rapture© will occur on March 4th our Lord may recommend that he not worry.
                Yes, I would think so. Nevertheless, I'll be praying with you.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22348

                  #23
                  Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                  Half my neigbors pets spontaneously died, I am starting to love Project Habakkuk more and more! (Even though she blames me as usual.)
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • True Disciple
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2445

                    #24
                    Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Half my neigbors pets spontaneously died, I am starting to love Project Habakkuk more and more! (Even though she blames me as usual.)
                    Don't eat them, Brother! We have no idea what the effect on otherwise fresh meat might be. When you're hunting, you do it at the other side of Freehold, I hope?
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22348

                      #25
                      Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                      Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                      When you're hunting, you do it at the other side of Freehold, I hope?
                      But of course!
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                        Um . . . When I was last in Freehold, the second week of January, I hadn't been given any warnings about this project . . . I ate fish from the river . . . Should I be worried? Or is it just important that I get to Freehold by March 1 and just ignore the night sweats and tremors? and disturbing lustful urges and priapism?

                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22828

                          #27
                          Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                          Apply (-)-(S)-9-fluoro-2,3-dihydro-3-methyl-10-(4-methyl-1-piperazinyl)-7-oxo-7H-pyrido[1,2,3-de]-1,4-benzoxazine-6-carboxylic acid hemihydrate to the entire body, 8 times a day and try not to breathe too much. You stand a better than 7% chance of being unaffected in later life.

                          Oh, and don't worry.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #28
                            Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            Apply (-)-(S)-9-fluoro-2,3-dihydro-3-methyl-10-(4-methyl-1-piperazinyl)-7-oxo-7H-pyrido[1,2,3-de]-1,4-benzoxazine-6-carboxylic acid hemihydrate to the entire body, 8 times a day and try not to breathe too much. You stand a better than 7% chance of being unaffected in later life.

                            Oh, and don't worry.
                            Thanks, Brother Bathfire. I'll get to the apothecary right away! The lustful urges are just too much to bear! I can't imagine spending the rest of my life springing to arousal at the slightest breeze or the sight of a well-rounded posterior or a nice, wooly . . . Oh, it's too horrifying to describe!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Paul Jeffery
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 272

                              #29
                              Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                              Brethren,

                              Would that I could somehow, someday, make reparations for my past transgressions that keep me from becoming a True Christian™. Yet, I stand ever-ready to lend my considerable culinary skills to the project (whatever it may be), even if only to provide those at the heart of the project with an occasional respite from their selfless and ceaseless dedication to God's work. God's Blessings are surely upon you all and keeping you safe as this phase of His project nears it conclusion.

                              In Jesus' name,

                              Paul
                              sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027

                                #30
                                Re: Attention: Please pray for Project Habakkuk!

                                What might We Ladies do to help along this KKK thingy - whatever it is?

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