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    5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

    5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

    Unfortunately, feminist lesbians have seduced many men into changing laws and regulations, allowing women to perform all kinds of activities they were never supposed to perform. Activities like voting, driving cars and surfing on the Internet. This has created a disastrous situation in which women fill the Internet with senseless babbling, drawing away attention from the important issues men are trying to discuss! This has to end!

    #5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
    God is very clear on this. Women should just keep their yap shut and serve their husband! And how can they do this if they are yapping away on the Internet behind a computer?
    • 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
    • Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

    #4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
    Women should dress and behave like ladies. Unfortunately evil web sites like Harry Potter sites, Goth sites, Pokemon sites and Disney sites are seducing women to behave like sluts. Because of this, there are many slutty women behind webcams, on MSN, in forums and in chatrooms trying to seduce men into sinful behavior. They are dooming both the women and the men involved into eternal damnation to hell .
    • 1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
    • Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
    • Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."


    #3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
    Lesbians are actively abusing the internet to recruit new victims into lesbian behavior. Often they pretend to be sexist male pigs to create the fake impression that men can be something else than nice and friendly fellows. This way they turn innocent women away from men into lesbian behavior. The internet even promotes Lesbian sex in Church! It is very clear all our innocent women have to be protected from this by refusing them access to the Internet!

    #2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
    The Internet is filled with evil false religions. This is not just harmful, it can be lethal! Women start reading about all kinds of dangerous rituals and lose their soul in the process. Hell is filled with victims of Wicca Internet sites.
    • Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."
    • Romans 1:25 "Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen."
    • Mark 7:8 "For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do."


    #1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
    There are many many many many examples of women acting like complete idiots on the Internet.
    A very stupid women who is about to lose an eye:
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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  • #2
    Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

    What an excellent, Biblically sound analysis of why women should not be on the world wide internet, Brother Cranky! These are just some of the reasons I keep my wife off the internet without my supervision. I am kind and generous enough to allot her 30 minutes of world wide internet usage a day, while I stand behind her and watch what she does. Mostly she just reads some Christian women's inspirational blogs or looks up recipes for dinners that I command her to make. One time, I did catch her on the world wide internet without my permission and found her reading some gossip column talking about Jennifer Aniston's lovelife. After my firm hand taught her a lesson, I instructed her on the dangers of gossip and talking about people behind their backs.

    Proverbs 6:16-17 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

    Romans 1:29-30 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

    There is also the extreme danger of a woman spending more than she should on the world wide internet. We know all women are compulsive shoppers who take their husband's credit cards and spend all his hard-earned money on superfluous items like shoes, handbags, makeup, beauty products, and other female nonsense. The internet makes it very easy for a person to purchase thousands of dollars worth of products in minutes.

    MEN: Do your Christian duty. Keep your wife under control. Do not allow them on the internet, and if you do, make sure they are under your supervision.

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    • #3
      Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

      Rev Osborne is indeed a good example of why you should keep your wife off the Internet. Few years back he lapsed in his attention and she began using the internet unsupervised and spent like 240 hours in one month viewing nothing but porn websites. Dear God the woman was a porn dog with websites like "barely legal coeds" and "anal Asians"

      She single handily supplied Landover with it's blocked website list.

      But once informed Rev Osborne did the righteous thing and restricted her internet time. He also took the precaution of getting his own personal lap top and wireless system from an ISP outside Freehold so he wasn't at risk of inadvertently compromising his home computers security and exposing his wife to the perils of unsupervised internet use again.

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      • #4
        Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

        Preach it Brother!

        The internet makes most women whores.

        They can talk to complete strangers from all around the World! The next thing they know they are meeting up with them in a seedy hotel room and fornicating like wild monkeys!

        The internet was probably Satan's idea!
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        • #5
          Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

          My friend refuse to let his daughter use the internet because of these specific reason. He is not even a christian himself, but its easy to know that the internet turn woman into sluts, lesbian and others.

          I dont know if you guys know it, but being lesbian seem to be the fashion nowdays. As a result, we have fake lesbian that will kiss a woman only to show off, not for real love.
          Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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          • #6
            Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

            Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
            My friend refuse to let his daughter use the internet because of these specific reason. He is not even a christian himself, but its easy to know that the internet turn woman into sluts, lesbian and others.

            I dont know if you guys know it, but being lesbian seem to be the fashion nowdays. As a result, we have genuine lesbian that will kiss a woman only to show off, not for real love.
            Thanks to the internet I found that one out the hard way.

            I swear I was just searching for girl models for a photo shoot for the annual church calendar.
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            • #7
              Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

              @Sidoain

              @Billy Bob Black I have JesOS(tm) which only shows search results Jesus Himself would want to find! Jesus JesOS(tm).

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              • #8
                Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                The internet was probably Satan's idea!
                And yet you are using it.
                Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                • #9
                  Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                  Originally posted by Jordan Cooke View Post
                  And yet you are using it.
                  Did anyone ask for your opinion?
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • #10
                    Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                    Did anyone ask for your opinion?
                    Nope. That's the beauty of a forum.
                    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                    • #11
                      Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                      I keep my wife off the internet. She only comes on for maybe 15 minutes to send e-mail to her family, and I stand over her as she does to make sure she doesn't wonder.
                      Do not fret because of evil men or be envious of the wicked, for the evil man has no future hope, and the lamp of the wicked will be snuffed out. Fear the Lord and the king, my son, and do not join with the rebellious, for those two will send sudden destruction upon them, and who knows what calamities they can bring? -- Proverbs 24:19-22

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                      • #12
                        Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                        Originally posted by Chemistry View Post
                        I keep my wife off the internet. She only comes on for maybe 15 minutes to send e-mail to her family, and I stand over her as she does to make sure she doesn't wonder.
                        What about when she's in college? They have internets everywhere down there, and they have porno and all manner of filth that she could be looking at.

                        You really need to man up and keep her under better control, friend. God commands us men to subjugate our women.

                        1 Peter 3:1
                        Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #13
                          Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                          My wife does her classes online so I watch over her studies. She does not attend class on campus.
                          Do not fret because of evil men or be envious of the wicked, for the evil man has no future hope, and the lamp of the wicked will be snuffed out. Fear the Lord and the king, my son, and do not join with the rebellious, for those two will send sudden destruction upon them, and who knows what calamities they can bring? -- Proverbs 24:19-22

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                          • #14
                            Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                            Hello everybody
                            Um, I am really sorry to bother you, but I need to go on the internet to do lessons at school, what about that?
                            Also, I thought Jesus loved women too
                            Peace

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                            • #15
                              Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                              Oh, yeah, also my mum needs a car to drive my little brother to school. Is she bad because of that? Should I pray for her?

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