[Frigid North]

Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan!

Why guess when you can use the Power of Jesus and 30 seconds of the life He gave you to not act like a fool. Just use a search engine.

So, you all pride yourselves on following the bible to the letter. And yet you can just accept that talking a net and an ocean refers to the internet and everyone using it. I really don't see how you can interpret that how you want, but not anything else

[Lamprey]

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Friends,
And it got me to thinking, what do we REALLY know about the Microwave Oven? I mean, how do they REALLY work? When I put my hand in one, I feel no heat. Yet are we supposed to trust that somehow our food gets 'magically' cooked in these things, when we see no gas flame or heated electric elements?

Yes, we are 'told' that 'invisible' particles of 'microwaves' bombard the food placed inside these devices, and they somehow 'magically' cook the food? Are we seriously expected to believe in something we can't even see? No, friends, I have never seen a 'microwave' in my entire life. Have you? So how do we know these waves really exist? How do we know this isn't just another part of the Satanic / Jew / Illuminati Conspiracy - to have a Microwave Oven in EVERY HOME TO USE AGAINST US??!

How could they use these things against us? To spy on us? To watch our every move? Or to curse members of our families? I have heard tales where hot drinks that were heated in these devices have SCALDED children!

Or is it something FAR MORE SINISTER??!

Seems to me that these occurences only started happening AFTER THE MICROWAVE OVEN ARRIVED, and that this Satanic Device was actually RESPONSIBLE for the disturbances!

So what are we to make of all this? Well, let me tell you what I have come to understand, because I don't believe ghosts are to blame in this - I believe 100% what we are dealing with here is DEMONS!

From my investigations, I have come to conclude that Microwave Ovens act like magnetic receptors / antenna to attract Demons and Demon activity, drawing Demons into your home. They are Satanic Devices created to actually SUMMON Demons into them by way of the Occult signal they omit, which has been planted inside them by Satan's Legions here on Earth. This is part of the overall Satanic Conspiracy that is going on right under our noses, and bringing a Microwave Oven into your home is like letting the Devil in your home, much like if your child brought home a copy of a Harry Potter book.

I will post more on this subject when I have researched it further. In the meantime, I would urge any members of this Church that, if they own a Microwave Oven, they would dispose of it immediately. Best to just take it out back, and burn it. Also, destroy any plates or dishes that have been used inside it to cook any food. Then, go back into your home, and pray with your entire family. When you pray, ask God that he cleanse your house of any unGodly spirits and demonic manifistations that may still reside there. Here is what to pray -

I agree with you 100%, Brother Percy. Thank you for sharing this invaluable information with us.

Indeed, many filthy Heathens, Atheists, and various other scum of the Earth have been using microwaves to kill small animals, children, etc. The heat a microwave provides is a tool of Satan, indeed. When in the wrong hands, a microwave oven has almost unlimited destructive potential, and can probably be used by terrorists to create weapons of mass destruction (*if I'm wrong, feel free to correct me).

I'll be sure to throw out my microwave oven ASAP. Thank you for the Truth.

[Frigid North]

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I agree with you 100%, Brother Percy. Thank you for sharing this invaluable information with us.

Indeed, many filthy Heathens, Atheists, and various other scum of the Earth have been using microwaves to kill small animals, children, etc. The heat a microwave provides is a tool of Satan, indeed. When in the wrong hands, a microwave oven has almost unlimited destructive potential, and can probably be used by terrorists to create weapons of mass destruction (*if I'm wrong, feel free to correct me).

I'll be sure to throw out my microwave oven ASAP. Thank you for the Truth.

Its definitely possible, but it would be not even be worth the trouble to build something of that magnitude
it would be easier to just get ahold of a nuke

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Its definitely possible, but it would be not even be worth the trouble to build something of that magnitude
it would be easier to just get ahold of a nuke

The US military currently uses microwave guns to torment enemies. They're made by Raytheon: http://www.raytheon.com/capabilities...lent_guardian/

The Silent Guardian™ protection system is a revolutionary less-than-lethal directed energy application that employs millimetre wave technology to repel individuals or crowds without causing injury. The system provides a zone of protection that saves lives, protects assets and minimises collateral damage. Silent Guardian produces precise effects at longer ranges than current less-than-lethal systems and provides real-time ability to establish intent and de-escalate aggression. Various commercial and military applications include law enforcement, checkpoint security, facility protection, force protection and peacekeeping missions. The system is available now and ready for action.

The company's cut-out-and-keep guide elaborates:

The system's antenna emits a focused beam of millimeter wave energy. The beam travels at the speed of light and penetrates the skin to a depth of 1/64 of an inch, producing an intolerable heating sensation that causes the targeted individuals to instinctively flee or take cover. The sensation ceases immediately when an individual moves out of the beam or the operator steers the beam away. Silent Guardian does not cause injury because of the shallow penetration depth of the millimetre wave.

I've been working to get hold of one for my church's annual Hell House, so sinners can learn from personal experience just what Hell will be like!



I'm not sure why Oakland didn't use this instead of tear gas.

[Redeemed Papist]

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well, if the bible doesnt mention microwaves, then it must be be bad, right?
But what about computers? The internet? Plastic?,Im guessing you wont be able to find anything about them in the bible

What are you on about? Computers obviously exist as does plastic. As do demons. Why do you atheists demand proof of everything in your precious books? Just because God doesn't get a look in in all your textbooks and so on!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Microwaves are for lazy sluts. Christian women slaughter the animals their husbands killed and roast them on a fire of wood chopped by their children. Obama is killing America with these microwaves. Are the rumors that aluminium hats protect against them true?

[Frigid North]

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What are you on about? Computers obviously exist as does plastic. As do demons. Why do you atheists demand proof of everything in your precious books? Just because God doesn't get a look in in all your textbooks and so on!

Brother Percy said that 'I have searched my Bible KJV1611 thoroughly, and NOT ONCE did I find ANY reference to a Microwave Oven, or even to the term 'Microwave', so it's obvious these things are bad.'
I merely pointed out the problems with that arguement

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother Percy said that 'I have searched my Bible KJV1611 thoroughly, and NOT ONCE did I find ANY reference to a Microwave Oven, or even to the term 'Microwave', so it's obvious these things are bad.'
I merely pointed out the problems with that arguement

Did he claim that the Bible mentions microwave ovens?

There are many things that the Bible doesn't mention, you fruitcake. The Bible doesn't mention Porterhouse Steaks, but I had one for breakfast this morning!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I would never use a microwave.

1) Pastor Zeke would "correct" me for being a "lazy whore"

2) Microwaves send out electronic beams that attract and invite lazy demons into your home! Can you imagine a lazy teenager becoming even lazier because the lazy whore Mom invited a demon into their house with a microwave!?! She was probably heating up a frozen dinner

Lazy Demons


p/s frozen foods and drinks are what whores eat and drink.

[Frigid North]

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Did he claim that the Bible mentions microwave ovens?

There are many things that the Bible doesn't mention, you fruitcake. The Bible doesn't mention Porterhouse Steaks, but I had one for breakfast this morning!

Which is what i said. I said that the bible does not mention everything we have now. like computers and such. However, Brother Percy said that the bible made no mention of it(which I can understand), but he then goes on to say that it must be evil because it is not mentioned in bible. I said that just because it isn't mentioned doesn't mean its evil.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Which is what i said. I said that the bible does not mention everything we have now. like computers and such. However, Brother Percy said that the bible made no mention of it(which I can understand), but he then goes on to say that it must be evil because it is not mentioned in bible. I said that just because it isn't mentioned doesn't mean its evil.

It just means you are an ignorant harlot. Clearly microwave ovens were invited for easy abortions. The Bible doesn't mention them by name because it's so obvious they are evil the Bible doesn't need to.

What are you some kind of religious fanatic you can't see something this obvious?

[sam_goggin]

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I have found proof that the microwave is of the devil. I will pray for those who own such a device that can only work with the use of devil magic.

thats four sixes not three.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

thats four sixes not three.

So if Satan pranced around holding out another Satan 1/3 his size, he wouldn't be Satan?

THINK ABOUT IT!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[agoodpedestrian]

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lolololololololololololololololol hahahahahahahahahahaha seriously a toster oven hahaha. Hold on a second imma go make some tost to go with my toaster waffles!!!!!

[agoodpedestrian]

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so i guess cars computers palnes ETC are evil to. I use all this stuff all the time