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  • Ban Discovery Channel!

    I just had enough. Discovery channel is nothing more than Satan's tool nowadays. All it does is spread lies of secular science and shows stupid survival shows.

    Where is the Christian survival show? And if they are so for science, why don't they then show Creation Science programs? Where are the biblical documentaries?

    And worst thing is that they show pornographic material! (please don't click if you are not member of G.A.B.E or similar group). My boys were shocked today when I accidentally turned TV on discovery channel and they were contaminated by view of 55" wide female private parts! Who is to blame for that they are allowed to send that kind of filth in daytime?

    I'm disgusted.

    YiC, M
    Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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    Dear God, those dirty injuns (or nigras? messicants? I can't really tell) are living like animals! What ever happened to 1 Timothy 2:9 ? Why would one wear jewelry, but NOT wear clothes? Shocking.

    I agree with you, Brother. This is nothing that our children should be exposed to. Any lifestyle outside of the True Christian™ way of life is sinful and disgusting.

    Keeping mindful of Psalm 101:3, it may be valuable to sit your children down with a slightly less graphic picture of various inferior cultures, and explain to them, in real, unbiased terms, the sinful ways of negroes and other degenerate races. They've got to learn some way, but it should be with True Christian™ guidance, not through unsupervised viewing of what is essentially animal porn.

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      Injun porn is actually worse than normal porn. I place it somewhere in the middle between normal porn and gay porn.

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        We need to convert them to TrueChristianity™ before the muselims install their pedo-pseudo religion.

        When you see them raping each other you know its already too late, they have read the quoran.

        I say Bibles and clothes, thats what those people need!
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          Originally posted by MisterM View Post
          I just had enough. Discovery channel is nothing more than Satan's tool nowadays. All it does is spread lies of secular science and shows stupid survival shows.

          Where is the Christian survival show? And if they are so for science, why don't they then show Creation Science programs? Where are the biblical documentaries?

          And worst thing is that they show pornographic material! (please don't click if you are not member of G.A.B.E or similar group). My boys were shocked today when I accidentally turned TV on discovery channel and they were contaminated by view of 55" wide female private parts! Who is to blame for that they are allowed to send that kind of filth in daytime?

          I'm disgusted.

          YiC, M

          Sounds nothing like the Discovery Channel. And do you cover your children's eyes when they change their underwear, or do they never change them?
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            Originally posted by strikeout8 View Post
            Sounds nothing like the Discovery Channel. And do you cover your children's eyes when they change their underwear, or do they never change them?
            So you're in denial about the Bible. You're in denial about the Discovery channel. You seem a little angry about something.

            Leviticus 18:7 The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.

            So long as they're not looking at my private parts or their mother's or any of their family.

            Leviticus 18:6 None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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              are u afraid of learning?
              we are been taught about God's creatures

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                Originally posted by True believer MKII View Post
                are u afraid of learning?
                we are been taught about God's creatures
                There's a banquet of irony right here.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  Re: Ban Discovery Channel!

                  I agree. Why waste time watching documentaries on the enviroment when you could just GO OUTSIDE? It seems that lots of people don't like to go outside.
                  In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
                  And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
                  Genesis, 1. 1

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                  • #10
                    Re: Ban Discovery Channel!

                    I think that the Discovery Channel must be the worst thing on TV. Even the porn networks don't disguise themselves as family-friendly edutainment.

                    Daily Planet: a fake "news" show, if you watched this, you'd end up believing that every day there's a new invention, or discovery, or innovation, or whatnot. It completely ignores all the unprecedented and utterly newsworthy disasters, crimes, wars, scandals, and examples of degeneracy that prove that we are living The Last Days. You'd think you were living back in my childhood, when nothing bad happened in the world so there was no need to watch the news.

                    Mythbusters: Using the false Scientific method, instead of the True Scientific Method, these lunatics exhibit pyromania at its worst. And if they really want to bust myths, why have they never taken on Mormonism ("Does magic underwear really work?") Or Catholics ("Does eating the flesh of Christ cause cholesterol problems? If you barf after drinking communion wine, does blood come up? And can we do a DNA test on that blood to figure out Christ's race?")

                    Megaworld Third-World-Cesspool of the Day: They go to industrial areas in America, interview refugees, and then pretend that they're actually in the country that the person fled. Everybody knows South Korea can only grow cabbage, and is so poor it can't even defend itself from North Korea without America doing it for them. And Europe, under socialism, being filled with innovative, high tech industry and brilliant inventors? Don't make me laugh.

                    Man VS Wild, other survival shows Don't tell me you're drinking urine and eating food only consumed by foreigners because you have to survive. You chose to be there! And of course they're too politically correct to do the one episode we really need to see: how to survive if your car breaks down in a black or mexican neighbourhood.
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