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  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    All telescopes are inhabited by demons
    Do you mean like crystal balls?

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    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

      Originally posted by Terrance_the Hatemonger View Post
      No, but I've directly observed a spherical shadow earth being cast on the moon,
      Idiot! You are merely "pretending" to be a Scientist!

      Here is your answer!


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      You will be aware of the "inverse square law" which means that the outer boundaries of an emitted ray of light from a circular object (the sun) progress as an arc.

      Your move, O Godless one!
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      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        Originally posted by Terrance_the Hatemonger View Post
        Well we all know who failed geometry in high school. That explains why he also decides to take the simple minded approach to understanding the world around us. Instead of getting off his behind and using the legs and eyes God gave you to see what and where we are in the universe, you blindly believe in a collection of select texts written by mountain and sand men. Typical.

        I find it funny how every time I present legitimate argument you old farts simply reply with "heheh you little kids don't know what you're saying" when in fact I very much do.

        You can, and I have, DIRECTLY OBSERVED the earth being spherical. So has EVERY single human to ever have been in space.

        Mars CURIOSITY. Ever heard of it? A quite recent Mars rover. It was sent to the surface of a spherical mars using predictions of planetary orbits orbiting around a Sun. The margin of error was ZERO. Everything had to be PERFECT because the distance between our planets is so great it takes 7 minutes for the signal from the instruments to reach Earth. This means that the whole landing was completely autonomous. Tell me how they could have done this while having 100% incorrect information about the orbits of the planets? The couldn't have. But they did.

        Simple man's response; they didn't do it. Yet I saw it happen live. Stayed up until 1am to do it. Ask the scientist who are paid 100k+ to conduct such an event. As we speak, the rover is automatically roving around mars analyzing soil so we can LEARN. So we can EDIT our previous knowledge now that we have DIRECT evidence. See? Knowledge is dynamic. As new evidence appears we learn NEW things. Yes, some things are proven wrong. That's what science is; constructive criticism in order to learn contantly. But you bible tools wouldn't know anything about that. It's easier and safer to simply blindly believe words written by sandmen 2000 years ago, like lost sheep.

        I really really enjoy reading lots of the stuff you "Real Christians" have to say. Sometimes I think you're joking, but then I realize you actually genuinely think the world is flat, retards go to hell, everybody other than you and others like you are going to hell, that its ok to judge and be racist... I laugh. It's a good place to attempt to teach because no matter ignorant you are to accept truth or even better see for yourself and learn the truth firsthand, it's like teaching a class of little children

        I am sorry to hear you failed basic geometry in school. Perhaps your mother will take the time out of fornicating with filipino sailors to explain a box to you.

        Friend, I read all your hate and am simply amazed. It will not bode well for you come Judgment Day®.

        Tell me, when you saw the Rover in person, did you have to hold your breath or were you wearing a fish bowl?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

          This is a Ford Model T. It is available in black


          That's not a Ford. It's not It's not It's not It's not It's not |stamps foot| and anyway I've been there it's a Buick and you can have any colour you like. And it's clockwork. And you wind them up with an electric winder at the service station. You do You do ! ! ! ! and there's a photo and everything
          So who should we believe? Henry Ford who actually made Model T's built the factory and arranged for the well-being of everyone who followed his instructions?

          Or someone who contradicts everything he says, doesn't even drive and couldn't pass the colourblind test in a turquoise fit?

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          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            The fact that these atheists can't tell the difference between a circle and a sphere is absolutely mind boggling.

            I mean my two year old daughter knows that much.
            Drama queen

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            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              The fact that these atheists can't tell the difference between a circle and a sphere is absolutely mind boggling.

              I mean my two year old daughter knows that much.
              Atheists work hard at dismissing anything that doesn't fit their world view that there is no God so they can have all the anal sex they want with no consequences. Thinking a flat shape is a solid ball shape is nothing to people who can think monkeys can give birth to people and rocks can give birth to jellyfish.
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              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                Atheists work hard at dismissing anything that doesn't fit their world view that there is no God so they can have all the anal sex they want with no consequences. Thinking a flat shape is a solid ball shape is nothing to people who can think monkeys can give birth to people and rocks can give birth to jellyfish.
                Good point.


                Oh, and I mentioned this to Seth Jr. He said not only can Rose tell the difference, but his dog knows the difference between a ball and a Frisbee.

                Yes, my 12-year-olds dog can outsmart an atheist. No wonder they're so much for animal rights, animals are actually smarter than them.
                Drama queen

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                • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                  These deluded types long for the day when God is dead. Maniacs such as Friedrich Nietzsche [atheist] or Robert Louis Stevenson [kidnap fantasist] were literate, educated and certainly knew better than they pretended when it came to the nihilistic hallucination of secular science. And yes, they resorted to lies.

                  God knew all about spheres. Let's see if Isaiah shared in that knowledge.

                  Isaiah 22:18 He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house. KJV

                  Yes.
                  He did.
                  But perhaps this is a "special" magic kind of ball, its true meaning known only to a select few requiring sexual favours to explain their secret language? Perhaps God did not send Isaiah to teach people using an explanation they could understand? Hebrew sentences are constructed using words and the words are built up from roots (like most languages I suspect [subject to Pastoral approval]) and here is the root:



                  John Stuart Mill [idiot], Spinoza [nihilist] and their ilk would eagerly point out that this is not really a sphere. Rather, they would say if God had not killed them, it is a "crumpling up" (they ignore fjords) or a "spewing out" (conveniently forgetting the "big bang") and anyway God is not talking about the "planet" here..

                  (oops!)

                  When Isaiah discusses the earth then, he has sphere or ball or globe available. Which word does he use? None of them.

                  Isaiah 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in. KJV

                  circle . chug .

                  I guess that's why they call it staring into the void. Atheism. Then comes HELL.

                  FOREVER.

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                  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    You've been up in space?
                    Nope, but many will with Virgin Galactic opening this year to people, and then you will see the Earth isn't flat.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                      Originally posted by Tommy Long View Post
                      Nope, but many will with Virgin Galactic opening this year to people, and then you will see the Earth isn't flat.
                      I believe the Holy Bible over my own eyes, thank you very much.

                      Satan can play all manner of tricks to fool us, but the Holy Word of God is eternally true.

                      Matthew 18:8-9
                      If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Originally posted by Tommy Long View Post
                        Nope, but many will with Virgin Galactic opening this year to people, and then you will see the Earth isn't flat.
                        Right-e-o friend.


                        I plan to travel on this (instead of make beleive):
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                          Originally posted by Tommy Long View Post
                          Nope, but many will with Virgin Galactic opening this year to people, and then you will see the Earth isn't flat.
                          Yep, and how many people have "seen" the Indian rope trick?
                          Drama queen

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                          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

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                            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              I believe the Holy Bible over my own eyes, thank you very much.

                              Satan can play all manner of tricks to fool us, but the Holy Word of God is eternally true.
                              Right, okay (Walk slowly backwards...) Oh, I would love the answer to this question. If the earth is flat, which is isn't, but in your belief, if it was, where's the edge?
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                You think the world only has one edge?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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