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Old 01-01-2010, 06:13 AM
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A warning to TrueChristians™! Don't watch the satanic movie, Avatar. Me and the wife went to see it because we misread the title as 'aviator' and figured it was about our brave air force pilots blowing the daylights out of the Afghan jihadis. Instead, they gave us these funny glasses that made these half-naked green ladies come jumping out of the screen at us. The heros turns out to be these eco-savages who only Al Gore could love while the patriotic military leader and capitalist are turned into villains.
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I normally don't go to the movies, but I especially don't go to ones that glorify Hindu dieties.
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[...]The heros turns out to be these eco-savages who only Al Gore could love while the patriotic military leader and capitalist are turned into villains.
What a strange message to put across; I'm sure that people will avoid this like a leper with cholera.
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  • Jas:1:21: Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls.
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I haven't seen this film, but I know that is evil. Thanks for the confirmation!
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Whatever happened to freedom of speech and ideas? Senseless destruction of nature is bad, like destroying Eden.
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Whatever happened to freedom of speech and ideas? Senseless destruction of nature is bad, like destroying Eden.
Where does it say in the Bible we should preserve nature?
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Now COME ON!! This has to be a joke... Everything said by you people must be a joke! Avatar was an excellent movie. You could not have possibly misread the title. You must have gone up to the ticket counter and asked for tickets to see Aviator and they would look at you and say " Did you mean Avatar?" The acting was brilliant and there was some great plot development and character depth. And this is a made up planet and religion and it is not based off Hindu deity. Please tell me you are not serious... This is a divine revelation website correct? because Freehold Iowa does not exist!
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:46 PM
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Now COME ON!! This has to be a joke... Everything said by you people must be a joke! Avatar was an excellent movie. You could not have possibly misread the title. You must have gone up to the ticket counter and asked for tickets to see Aviator and they would look at you and say " Did you mean Avatar?" The acting was brilliant and there was some great plot development and character depth. And this is a made up planet and religion and it is not based off Hindu deity. Please tell me you are not serious... This is a divine revelation website correct? because Freehold Iowa does not exist!
So you think its good for children to see a movie where the good guys are green skinned savages who hunt with bows and arrows while the villains are the soldier and the Capitalist? Don't you know anything about what made Christian America great?
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Now COME ON!! This has to be a joke... Everything said by you people must be a joke! Avatar was an excellent movie.
How does it change it from being a fundamentally anti-Christian (and therefore Anti-American) movie? The movie clearly attacked the capitalist system which Christ Himself approves of and celebrated a collection of nature worshiping savages who clearly valued their environment over the welfare of other people to the point of committing murder. It maybe well executed, it may have good special effects but there is nothing redeemable in Avatar from a Christian perspective.
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First of all... America is a SECULAR nation. The country has no official religion. We should preserve nature and all it has. (Just to be anal they are blue-skinned) And how is it Anti-Christian? Capitalism was formed to encourage competition between companies an other businesses. The movie was clearly explaining how our own greed will cause us to become maniacs and do whatever it takes to keep our pockets full which was probably why the earth was in such bad condition so they needed resources from other planets. I am sure that the writer of this movie had no intention of this being an anti-christian movie and i really doubt that it is. So what if they hunt with arrows? we hunt with guns and even kill our own people. They are just a less advanced species in the sense of technological breakthroughs that we have. No Anti- christian or anti American thoughts popped up in my mind while watching this brilliant movie.It's rated PG-13 for a reason: so the audience is at least somewhat mature (in most cases) to know it is fiction. Corporate greed is a popular and universal theme used in countless plays, movies, books, short stories, and other works. Try hounding each and every one of those and i assure you that you will be tired.
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