Cleaning Up the Smut Before Christ's Return

[Old Man Hatchet]

It's not complicated, gentlemen. Nudity offends Jesus, plain and simple. Yet one of our own state seals displays a naked breast.



It's like the state of Virginia is one, big strip club. I'm not sure what "Sic Semper Tyrannis" means, but it probably means "ten dollars extra for the VIP room."

I am nauseous. We need to destroy all "art" that promotes nudity, beginning with Virginia's state seal. At the very least we should get Virginia lawmakers to put a nipple streamer on that breast.

I'd like to remind everyone that Jesus is coming, and we need to make America presentable. It's like we're all teenagers whose parents went on vacation in Martinique. We had a wild party, and the house got trashed. There are beer bottles everywhere, puke on the sofa, and Mom's limited edition Elvis collectible plate got broken, and it's only gone up in value just like that commercial predicted.



We need to glue that plate back together and clean up before Mom and Dad get home. Do you want to get "grounded" by Jesus? In other words, do you want to not get lifted up to Heaven upon His return? Let's clean up for Our Lord and Savior, starting with Virginia's state seal.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Nudity Where You Least Expect It

It offense seems increased by the fact that it would be the work of a moment to use an eraser.

I note that North Carolina has been promoting Lesbian Vegetarian Wiccans for 234 years. Unbelievable!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Nudity Where You Least Expect It

Take a look at Maryland's:



The design shows two men wrapped in what appears to be the sort of expensive bedding that sodomites buy. Just in case that doesn't enrage Our Lord enough, the motto reads, "Fatti maschii parole femine." Besides being in European rather than Godly American, it means, "Manly deeds, womanly words." Womanly words? That motto conveys entirely the wrong message: that women should be yap-yap-yapping feminazis rather than the silent, submissive helps meet for men that God intended.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Virginia's X-rated State Seal: A National Embarrassment

Look at New York's . Two lesbos that are into bondage one has a spear with some sort of phallic device on it the other has chains and dishes wearing a blind fold. And it appears that the Sun God Rah is depicted .

[Nobar King]

Re: Virginia's X-rated State Seal: A National Embarrassment

"Excelsior"... isn't that wood shavings?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Virginia's X-rated State Seal: A National Embarrassment

"Excelsior"... isn't that wood shavings?

I always have it in a glass of bourbon with ice. It's like Jesus it makes me all warm inside

[Robert Jones]

Re: Cleaning Up the Smut Before Christ's Return

The Kentucky state seal has a couple of homers about to lock lips apparently.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The Kentucky state seal has a couple of homers about to lock lips apparently.

More than that, evidently. Look at where they have their hands. If you're a woman or child, have the True Christian™ male head of your household look for you.

[eliot mayfield]

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The state seal of Wyoming.
Brokeback Mountain Gay Rights!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Seal of the State of California.
Blatent paganism in this one; goddess worship and nature worship.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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Our own state seal may be the only presentable seal in the country. A Godlike patriot waving the flag right after tilling up the ground, killing off savages and setting up oil rigs in the background. Praise Jesus!

[eliot mayfield]

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Our own state seal may be the only presentable seal in the country. A Godlike patriot waving the flag right after tilling up the ground, killing off savages and setting up oil rigs in the background. Praise Jesus!

Well, The Indiana one is acceptable. Feeling forests and hunting buffalo are pretty Godly.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The state seal of Wyoming.
Brokeback Mountain Gay Rights!

I looked up the history of that state seal. According to the Wyoming Secretary of State, the female figure and the "Equal Rights" banner refer to Wyoming's shameful history of feminazi-enabling. Now, of course, "equal rights" is a sodomite code phrase for special privileges.

[eliot mayfield]

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I looked up the history of that state seal. According to the Wyoming Secretary of State, the female figure and the "Equal Rights" banner refer to Wyoming's shameful history of feminazi-enabling. Now, of course, "equal rights" is a sodomite code phrase for special privileges.

That's women? Looks like two men to me.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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That's women? Looks like two men to me.

I think the blond on the left is a woman, but most of the women up there have as much or more facial hair as the men.