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  • Samuel Coleridge
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    • Nov 2009
    • 615

    #16
    Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    You will recall that all those who say Lord, Lord are not holy, yet your claim is that all giving is charity. Clearly this cannot be the case. Charity implies a genuine selfless motive.
    So is it love or is it charity? There is plenty of precedent to say that it love is charity. If so, it's a beautiful and perfect scripture.

    We must give up everything and love one another! Praise! I knew we had common beliefs!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    So even to someone such as yourself, 1 Cor:13:3 should have a meaning deeper than your naïve criticism. Naturally, however, my disappointment falls heaviest on your thought that The Word of God should somehow be less than perfect.
    Thanks to you, I know that it is perfect. Charity and love! Hallelujah (a suspiciously Arab sounding word)!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Your immortal soul is in peril as you persist in this worldly and arrogant display of pseudo-knowledge in a transparent attempt to gather kudos from God.
    Do you think I am earning kudos from God? Praise the Lord that my works are found good in His sight! I try so hard to be humble, but it's difficult sometimes, as I believe myself to be one of God's greatest servants through my humility.

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Sir, you are not preaching to some hicks here,
    Well, a few of you certainly are the exceptions, which prove the rule. I'm glad to have met such studied ignorami.

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    who may fall for your silver tongued sanake-oil salesmanship and thus tithe heavily into your coffers.
    Sir, you offend me. My tongue is insured that to the level of gold by the ounce.

    I have no need for earthly rewards as my portion lies in heaven. My only hope is that once your angry former members leave, they join a tolerant and godly liberal church like the Anglicans, Episcopalians, Unitarians or the Universal Church of Christ. They will be well taken care of in our bake sales.


    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    No Sir, you have met your match and more besides.
    Indeed, I have. You are worthy opponents. The Moriarty to my Holmes.

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    I suggest 1Pe:5:5: Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.
    Funny, I would say the same to you, sir.
    Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
    For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22875

      #17
      Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again!

      Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
      So is it love or is it charity?
      It is what it says it is and wherever it says it in KJV 1611
      We must give up everything and love one another!
      Your fluffy-bunnyness amuses me but not in a good way. Our Brothers are Brothers in Christ and these we love. Our Enemies are those of God Himself and we hate them as does He.
      Praise! I knew we had common beliefs!
      Your beliefs are certainly common, Landover’s beliefs are refined
      :
      Zec:13:8: And it shall come to pass, that in all the land, saith the LORD, two parts therein shall be cut off and die; but the third shall be left therein.
      Zec:13:9: And I will bring the third part through the fire, and will refine them as silver is refined, and will try them as gold is tried: they shall call on my name, and I will hear them: I will say, It is my people: and they shall say, The LORD is my God.
      Do you think I am earning kudos from God?
      No, and, I suspect, neither does He Who sees into the souls of men
      I have no need for earthly rewards as my portion lies in heaven. My only hope is that once your angry former members leave, they join a tolerant and godly liberal church like the Anglicans, Episcopalians, Unitarians or the Universal Church of Christ.
      2Pe:2:1: But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
      They will be well taken care of in our bake sales.
      The Lord, at the Second Coming, will have the greatest “bake sale” the World has ever known. The souls of the Damned will be baked for eternity – I suggest you take steps to avoid this fate.
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Gabriel Reproba
        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2479

        #18
        Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again!

        Why stop there? Why not compare many of the popular versions and highlight text where at least two of them disagree on what the Word of God is:

        KJV:
        And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.

        NIV:
        If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.

        NAS:
        If I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing.

        NLT:
        If I had the gift of prophecy, and if I understood all of God’s secret plans and possessed all knowledge, and if I had such faith that I could move mountains, but didn’t love others, I would be nothing.

        ASV:
        And if I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.

        YLT:
        and if Ihave prophecy, and know all the secrets, and all the knowledge, and if I have all the faith, so as to remove mountains, and have not love, I am nothing

        Now you can see from above that not only does the KJV1611 make the most sense, it is the ONLY one that:

        1. Uses the word "charity" instead of "love"
        2. Uses the phrase "and though" instead of "if" or "and if"
        3. Uses the phrase "understand" instead of "know" or "understood."

        Etc.

        Now do you see?
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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        • Brother V
          True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 3481

          #19
          Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again!

          Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
          I would describe myself as the one of the most humble and kind Christians who ever existed.

          No offense,
          Sam
          Perhaps you should look up the word humble.

          I'll save you the time...

          not proud or haughty : not arrogant or assertive
          Calling oneself MOST pretty much ruins the whole Humble thing. Were you actually humble, we'd know it, you wouldn't have to tell us.

          You remind me of Moses.

          Numbers 12:3 (Now the man Moses was very meek, above all the men which were upon the face of the earth.)

          YIC
          V
          Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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          • Pastor Rune Enoe
            Apostle of the North
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 11680

            #20
            Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again!

            Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
            So is it love or is it charity? There is plenty of precedent to say that it love is charity. If so, it's a beautiful and perfect scripture.
            Like I said: It can mean both depending on the situation. You were quoting 1st Corinthians 13:4, so you'll have to look at what 1st Corinthians is all about.

            As you know Paul had been authorized by the Jerusalem council to act as an apostle to the gentiles, on the condition that he would bring back a big fat tithe. I am sure you remember that Peter was a hook-nosed Jew whose name means "the Rock?". Well, Paul's job was to gather money from the new Christians (homosexual Greeks) and give it to Peter. Talk about finding yourself between "a rock" and a hard place. Oy vey!

            If you look at chapter 9 you'll see how Paul speaks of reaping carnal profits. He founded the congregation in Corinth and now he intends to "eat the fruit thereof":

            1 Cor 9:7 Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock?
            1 Cor 9:8 Say I these things as a man? or saith not the law the same also?
            1 Cor 9:9 For it is written in the law of Moses, Thou shalt not muzzle the mouth of the ox that treadeth out the corn. Doth God take care for oxen?
            1 Cor 9:10 Or saith he it altogether for our sakes? For our sakes, no doubt, this is written: that he that ploweth should plow in hope; and that he that thresheth in hope should be partaker of his hope.
            1 Cor 9:11 If we have sown unto you spiritual things, is it a great thing if we shall reap your carnal things?

            At the end of the epistle, Paul speaks directly of the collection, which he intends to pick up and deliver to Peter and James:

            1 Cor 16:1 Now concerning the collection for the saints, as I have given order to the churches of Galatia, even so do ye.
            1 Cor 16:2 Upon the first day of the week let every one of you lay by him in store, as God hath prospered him, that there be no gatherings when I come.
            1 Cor 16:3 And when I come, whomsoever ye shall approve by your letters, them will I send to bring your liberality unto Jerusalem.

            There it is: As plain a the nose in Peter's face. Now, do you understand why Paul considers charity to be more important than hope and faith?
            A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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            • Samuel Coleridge
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              • Nov 2009
              • 615

              #21
              Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again!

              Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
              Like I said: It can mean both depending on the situation. You were quoting 1st Corinthians 13:4, so you'll have to look at what 1st Corinthians is all about.

              As you know Paul had been authorized by the Jerusalem council to act as an apostle to the gentiles, on the condition that he would bring back a big fat tithe. I am sure you remember that Peter was a hook-nosed Jew whose name means "the Rock?". Well, Paul's job was to gather money from the new Christians (homosexual Greeks) and give it to Peter. Talk about finding yourself between "a rock" and a hard place. Oy vey!

              If you look at chapter 9 you'll see how Paul speaks of reaping carnal profits. He founded the congregation in Corinth and now he intends to "eat the fruit thereof":

              1 Cor 9:7 Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock?
              1 Cor 9:8 Say I these things as a man? or saith not the law the same also?
              1 Cor 9:9 For it is written in the law of Moses, Thou shalt not muzzle the mouth of the ox that treadeth out the corn. Doth God take care for oxen?
              1 Cor 9:10 Or saith he it altogether for our sakes? For our sakes, no doubt, this is written: that he that ploweth should plow in hope; and that he that thresheth in hope should be partaker of his hope.
              1 Cor 9:11 If we have sown unto you spiritual things, is it a great thing if we shall reap your carnal things?
              Praise the Lord, Mr. Danish. Paul goes on to say in that chapter,

              1 Cor 9:18-19
              What is my reward then? Verily that, when I preach the gospel, I may make the gospel of Christ without charge, that I abuse not my power in the gospel. For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.


              We can clearly see that the Word is free to all.


              Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
              At the end of the epistle, Paul speaks directly of the collection, which he intends to pick up and deliver to Peter and James:

              1 Cor 16:1 Now concerning the collection for the saints, as I have given order to the churches of Galatia, even so do ye.
              1 Cor 16:2 Upon the first day of the week let every one of you lay by him in store, as God hath prospered him, that there be no gatherings when I come.
              1 Cor 16:3 And when I come, whomsoever ye shall approve by your letters, them will I send to bring your liberality unto Jerusalem.

              There it is: As plain a the nose in Peter's face. Now, do you understand why Paul considers charity to be more important than hope and faith?
              Combine that with James 2:1-7 and you have the perfect socialist Word as our Lord and Savior intended it. Hallelujah! We are all equal!

              My brethren, have not the faith of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, with respect of persons.
              For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment;
              And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:
              Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?
              Hearken, my beloved brethren, Hath not God chosen the poor of this world rich in faith, and heirs of the kingdom which he hath promised to them that love him?
              But ye have despised the poor. Do not rich men oppress you, and draw you before the judgment seats?
              Do not they blaspheme that worthy name by the which ye are called?
              Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
              For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #22
                Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again!

                Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                Combine that with James 2:1-7 and you have the perfect socialist Word as our Lord and Savior intended it. Hallelujah! We are all equal!
                SCREEEEECH!! Hold on there just one second, butterscotch.


                Did you just say that Jesus is a COMMUNIST!?

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Samuel Coleridge
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 615

                  #23
                  Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again!

                  Matthew 22:37-40
                  Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt KJV translation love (charity) agaphseiVthe Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment.
                  And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love (plhsion)thy neighbour as thyself.
                  On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.


                  To my fellow scholars in the house.
                  Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                  For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again!

                    Are you trying to suggest that there's an error in the Bible (KJV)?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Pastor Nereu Gargalo
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 217

                      #25
                      Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again!

                      Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post

                      To my fellow scholars in the house.
                      Who let a niggra rapper in this church????

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