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Re: Children are property that can be beat, sold, and traded! Like cattle!
There is no greater pleasure for a parent than seeing your battered and beaten child survive the savage whippings, furious beatings, scaldings, broken bones, burns, surprise shower shivvings, concussions and knifings to graduate from high school as a fine, God-fearing young adult. A parent's heart overflows with pride and accomplishment.
It takes a lot of hard work, muscle, and seething anger to beat Satan out of a child, and a lot of kids don't make it past The Terrible Twos. But for every late-night back yard grave you dig for your evil children who Satan takes, it makes your biceps a little more developed to beat the sub-par behavior out of your other children.
There is no greater pleasure for a parent than seeing your battered and beaten child survive the savage whippings, furious beatings, scaldings, broken bones, burns, surprise shower shivvings, concussions and knifings to graduate from high school as a fine, God-fearing young adult. A parent's heart overflows with pride and accomplishment.
It takes a lot of hard work, muscle, and seething anger to beat Satan out of a child, and a lot of kids don't make it past The Terrible Twos. But for every late-night back yard grave you dig for your evil children who Satan takes, it makes your biceps a little more developed to beat the sub-par behavior out of your other children.
He doesn't read the Bible, he doesn't know what the Bible says, he's just a hateful mean human(-ish) being. 
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