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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12972

    #1

    Catholics Honor Pediphillia

    You can't find another group that enjoys sex with children more than Catholic priests. They like it so much they made a statue honoring the practice.

    It is too bad Catholic priests cannot become real holy men like our pastors at Landover Baptist:

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: Catholics Honor Pediphillia

    Nothing like the cathylicks to keep up with ancient "Roman" traditions - and they regularly promote their "priests" to "saints" in honor of their papal pederasty. "Bread" sure, and maybe part of their "transubstantiation" cult - but we all know what a "Man loaf" is.

    Catholic school really thought this statue was a good idea
    By Tamar Lapin November 22, 2017

    An Australian Catholic school was forced to cover up a “suggestive” statue — of a saint handing a young boy bread.

    Blackfriars Priory School in Adelaide apologized Wednesday for the recently completed granite work depicting St. Martin de Porres holding a loaf of bread close to his groin, as a child reaches out for it.

    “Upon arrival, the three-dimensional statue was deemed by the [school] to be potentially suggestive,” Simon Cobiac, principal of the boys school, wrote on their Facebook page. “As a consequence, the statue was immediately covered and a local sculptor has been commissioned to re-design it.”

    The sculpture, honoring the patron saint of all those seeking racial harmony, was commissioned from an artist in Vietnam and designs were approved by the school’s executive committee in May.

    School executives only recognized its risqué nature after it arrived and decided to cover it with a black tarp until a local artist can “substantially” alter it, Cobiac wrote.

    The principal apologized for any “concerns and publicity” generated by the work, which was unveiled Friday and quickly posted to a popular Adelaide Instagram page, where it attracted hundreds of comments, local news site Adelaide Now reported.

    “This is the first time bread had been unappealing to me in my whole life,” one commenter wrote.

    “Who designed that… surely someone has to say ‘mmm big mistake,’” wrote another.

    . . .
    An Australian Catholic school was forced to cover up a “suggestive” statue — of a saint handing a young boy bread. Blackfriars Priory School in Adelaide apologized Wednesday for the recently comple…
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    • Father Maurice Lester
      Ring-kissing Papist dog
      • Sep 2006
      • 3366

      #3
      Re: Catholics Honor Pediphillia

      It is no surprise that a world of perverts, like the local calls for dental care here, would see something twisted in this innocent depiction of Saint Martin de Porres doing the very thing that assured him of Sainthood.

      The Vietnamese artist, I am told, was affected in the womb thanks to the poisonous defoliant Agent Orange which was sprayed across the farmlands of his parents by the invading American forces. These are the same American forces who were soundly defeated by the under-equipped Viet Cong who, by virtue of being well known as under-equipped, would never portray a person's manhood in such a grand manner.

      A simple cultural misunderstanding by an earnest artisan who worked tirelessly without benefit of normal eyesight and dexterity due to the criminal attack on his homeland by the war machine of the USA. Here we are over forty years later and American are still trying to denigrate those who vanquished them as well as those who would bring the word of God to them.

      How truly sad.

      Bless you, my penial perseverates,
      Father Mo
      .
      A Cardinal in the making.

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      • Titus Templeton
        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
        Jesus macht frei
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 5912

        #4
        Re: Catholics Honor Pediphillia

        I recently read a report and apparently catholic priest often urinate on their victims.
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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12972

          #5
          Re: Catholics Honor Pediphillia

          Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
          It is no surprise that a world of perverts, would see something twisted in this innocent depiction of Saint Martin de Porres doing the very thing that assured him of Sainthood.

          A simple cultural misunderstanding by an earnest artisan who worked tirelessly without benefit of normal eyesight and dexterity
          How truly sad.

          Bless you, my penial perseverates,
          Father Mo
          .
          That explains it. I looked for a zipper in Saint de Porres' gown where the tally wacker would have popped out. There seems to be none. An oversight caused by the sculpture's injuries.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12997

            #6
            Re: Catholics Honor Pediphillia

            Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
            The Vietnamese artist, I am told, was affected in the womb thanks to the poisonous defoliant Agent Orange...
            A simple cultural misunderstanding by an earnest artisan who worked tirelessly without benefit of normal eyesight and dexterity...
            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
            That explains it. I looked for a zipper in Saint de Porres' gown where the tally wacker would have popped out. There seems to be none. An oversight caused by the sculpture's injuries.
            Exactly. I assume that also explains why a Black "saint" is depicted with classic Aryan facial features.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

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            • Bubba Buck
              Toilet Biter
              • Sep 2016
              • 273

              #7
              Re: Catholics Honor Pediphillia

              Oh how the Catholics still deny being homers. If this statue suggests anything, it suggests those young choir boys were forced to eat bread near the preist's genitalia in order to fulfill some sick fantasy. When I used to be a homer, I used to have those thoughts until I found Jesus Christ. Now I condemn these acts and anyone who has such faggy thoughts. May the Catholic Church be disbanded once and for all in order to save the lives of those young naive choir boys from eternal damnation!!!

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12997

                #8
                Re: Catholics Honor Pediphillia

                Originally posted by Bubba Buck View Post
                Oh how the Catholics still deny being homers.
                I don't think they are actually denying it. After all, priesthood is the ideal place for men who have no sexual interest in women. (Hint, hint). The Catholic Church is simply very good at "forgiving" the pedophile rapist by moving him to another parish.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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