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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Right, Jesus sent the Germans to destroy the gay Romans.
I hope you love Jesus because He can love you.
Right, Jesus sent the Germans to destroy the gay Romans.
I hope you love Jesus because He can love you.
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God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
I love Jesus becuase he had some very good ideas, unlike you.Originally posted by Marshall View PostComment
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
What, like sending everyone who didn't love Him enough to be tortured in eternal Hellfire for ever and ever?Originally posted by MapesInmate View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
I don't need ideas of my own because Jesus does my thinking for me.
He says jump I say how high. He says believe and I say Yes Sir Saviour Sir! I don't question His creation and I certainly don't mock Him with prancing bananas.
If thats bad then I'm a criminal mastermind.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
If this is the pathetic attempt of some fool expecting a banana to prove your gods existence that I'm thinking of, it's pathetic. On youtube? "The way of the master" ****? Pah. Gimme a break. The banana's been altered by humans over the millions of years. Petty christians. I actually thought that the only thing that movie proved the existence of was those of the human race who are too feeble minded to inject a little logic into their experiments.Comment
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Er, sure, have a rainbow.Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View PostComment
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Assuring you I didn't swear in English. At least add another * making it up to the five letter word I used.Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
Rainbows are beautiful things, no doubt. Light being refracted by water. Science helps us understand, understanding is beauty. Much better than a symbol repreasenting a promise.Comment
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Doubting Gods plan is about the stupidest thing a person can do.
Jesus wants us to simply follow Him and not worry about things.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
I wasn't mocking anything with dancing bananas... when will you get that out of your head?Originally posted by Marshall View PostComment
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Please, give us your evidence of how humans altered the banana to suit them better over "millions of years".Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View PostComment
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Ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He puts it better than anyone....!!!!!!!!!
"Erh, god, what were you thinking?"
Lol, watch it, honestly.Comment
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Maybe if you managed to post a correct link... Additional question marks are superfluous after one time by the way.Comment
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Originally posted by OnYourKnees View PostI sold the speakers from my computer in order to send an extra-special tithe in for Easter. Can anyone who's watched that video tell me if it provides compelling evidence of how humans have altered bananas over millions of years? If not, does BAA have any evidence for her lies whatsoever?Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Take two.
Lol, I love it. Hope I've got it right this time!
But if I haven't-
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
I'm not going to watch anything that obviously blasphemes the Lord God!Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
But are they saying that something in nature is somehow "stupid"? (i.e wouldn't make sense evilutionary!)
If so.. well thanks for giving more evidence for Creationism, stupid atheists.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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