[R-R-R]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

God has no favourites, we're all his pets... What do you mean, Homer? A homosexual. As in the critically acclaimed poet? No, not as in the poor sould that is now being tormented in hell... Oh and I'm really sorry, this time I mean it I think, when I said the end I was talking about the ending of my list of complaints. So your list of complainst is sci-fi crap? Finally you are being realistic.

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[esther (On Moderation)]

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Not the whole list, just number whatever about the zorgs and stuff... Homosexuals are great. Except in very few cases when I happen to like them and then find out they're gay, as otherwise they would have married me.

[R-R-R]

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Not the whole list, just number whatever about the zorgs and stuff... Homosexuals are great. Except in very few cases when I happen to like them and then find out they're gay, as otherwise they would have married me.

So you like them? That'd make you an accomplice...

Isaiah 3:9
The look on their faces testifies against them; they parade their sin like Sodom; they do not hide it. Woe to them! They have brought disaster upon themselves.

[SalvationSeeker]

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So you like them? That'd make you an accomplice...

Isaiah 3:9
The look on their faces testifies against them; they parade their sin like Sodom; they do not hide it. Woe to them! They have brought disaster upon themselves.

Although it surely gladdens us all that you are quoting scripture to prove your points.. Try to remember this important fact:
Only the King James AV 1611 Bible can be trusted to be completely reliable!
The NIV (New Infidel Version) which you've just quoted, cannot be trusted, and should never be quoted.

[R-R-R]

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Although it surely gladdens us all that you are quoting scripture to prove your points.. Try to remember this important fact:
Only the King James AV 1611 Bible can be trusted to be completely reliable!
The NIV (New Infidel Version) which you've just quoted, cannot be trusted, and should never be quoted.

I must have overlooked the site returning to its default while searching for a suitable quote... This next one should be officially from the KJV though;

Genesis 18:20
And the LORD said, Because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their sin is very grievous;

[Brother Temperance]

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How? Is a giant hand going to slap my scientific ass? Or will I go to hell? Wait a minute.. THERE ISN'T ONE!

I never heard him..
You are right about rape wrong or right, killing wrong or right. But I think than we have to listen to the law, which WILL make a discision of what to do. And I think people know well enough what they do, and if they discide to do something that is inappropriated by the law, they'll have to accept the consequences. The law is impartial, if I kill someone and you kill someone, Brother Temperance, we'll both be punished for our deeds. NOT by god but by the law.

However, if one of us was a Godly US Marine, and we killed a barbarous A-rab heathen, we would be praised for it, and rightly so. Where's the "impartiality" of your law then?

Well, start acting like a normal person in a normal social environment. Some people have to work on a sunday. Accept it! You can't stop working on a sunday because god said so, like you guys explain to us..
Everybody has the same rights, but also the same duties.

Yes, everyone has a duty to avoid working on the Lord's day of rest. However, some people refuse this duty, and that is why they need to be punished.

I thought Jesus said to love your fellow human. And to forgive your worst enemy 7 to 77 times. I never read something in the bible where Jesus made someone feel bad. He always wanted to bring peace. He gave everybody to drink, to eat. He even healed people. I don't think he wanted to make people feel bad.

No, we would love for everyone to feel good about themselves and be Christians. Sadly, there are many unsaved folk in this world, and we need to do whatever is necessary to shock them out of their hellbound ways. And as for Jesus always bringing peace:
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

Not the whole list, just number whatever about the zorgs and stuff... Homosexuals are great. Except in very few cases when I happen to like them and then find out they're gay, as otherwise they would have married me.

Does this happen a lot? Like, every time you attempt to force your dubious affections on a young man, by any chance?

I don't mean to make sense and I'm not from Belgium. You're not funny, but Americans generally aren't.

It's a good thing you don't mean to make sense, because you wouldn't be doing a very good job if you did. Do you consider yourself to be funny? If so, is that funny peculiar or just funny queer?

[SinisterPizza]

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damn...now I really want to eat a banana! lol (btw, I LOVE the Old IPB smilies. Good job guys )

[Marshall]

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I don't need bananas to prove Gods existence. I have this little thing called TRUTH on my side. See, the Bible says God created the universe and since I'm not God and don't want God to kill me, who am I do doubt Him?

It's so simple to understand I don't get how anyone could doubt it.

[bonzo2 (On Moderation)]

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See for yourself HERE. This should erase all doubts and silence satan himself. Even hellbound witches like Rachael VanAirhead will have to accept God now. Glory!!

Well I think the whole idea is

[R-R-R]

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It's so simple to understand I don't get how anyone could doubt it.

It's probably there for the secular satanists who want 'proof' of everything, and since the banana is such a good illustration of God's devine plan they used it to show the scientists the error of their ways. For True Christians it would be unnecessary of course to bring this up, but not all people are blessed to be Godly white American True Christians, so those people need a bit more effort in order ro be convinced.

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

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[Marshall]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Nine one eyed bananas dancing is your post? Thats your witty retort when faced with proof Eviloution is a grand hoax?

No wonder Athians are a dying breed. I suppose you all can't even figure out how to make babies next!

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

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Nine one eyed bananas dancing is your post? Thats your witty retort when faced with proof Eviloution is a grand hoax?

No wonder Athians are a dying breed. I suppose you all can't even figure out how to make babies next!

How did my post imply that I was an atheist? And suddenly putting some dancing bananas in my post means that I'm an untintelligent atheist?

You need to take your meds, man, or at lest put your glasses on.

[Marshall]

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I am blessed with perfect vision like Jesus intended. I don't do drugs because only hippies do drugs and Jesus hates hippies. You post dancing bananas instead of trying to fathom the simplest of principles. Bananas are shaped a certain way to prove a point. God exists.

Are you denying you were mocking this informative thread? Jesus was mocked once and the Roman Empire soon fell to dust amid the Homosexuals and the corrupt! Praise Jesus!

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

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I am blessed with perfect vision like Jesus intended. I don't do drugs because only hippies do drugs and Jesus hates hippies. You post dancing bananas instead of trying to fathom the simplest of principles. Bananas are shaped a certain way to prove a point. God exists.

Are you denying you were mocking this informative thread? Jesus was mocked once and the Roman Empire soon fell to dust amid the Homosexuals and the corrupt! Praise Jesus!

Errr... I wasn't mocking JEsus. Why would I have a reason to mock Jesus? Jesus is awesome.

And this thread is to show that bananas prove the existence of God. Why do you assume that my dancing bananas were mocking that?

By the way, the Roman Empire fell to the Germanic tribes, and supported homosexuality even at its height.