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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Stupid Atheists?
Is there any other kind?
Stupid Atheists?
Is there any other kind?
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Excellent observation, brother.Originally posted by Marshall View Post
And as we all know, of course there isn't...
One has to be extremely stupid to reject Jesus after all.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Originally posted by Marshall View PostOf course there no other kind of atheists. But there are innumerable types of stupid people. Stupid witches, stupid false Christians, stupid feminazis, stupid mary worshipers, etc., etc. Aka fools.Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View PostExcellent observation, brother.
And as we all know, of course there isn't...
One has to be extremely stupid to reject Jesus after all.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Even secular scum, who advocate science, must never state there is no God, for it is beyond their reach to (dis)prove it. It would simply be unscientific to make such a claimOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
"Science" is all about belief, brother.Originally posted by R-R-R View PostEven secular scum, who advocate science, must never state there is no God, for it is beyond their reach to (dis)prove it. It would simply be unscientific to make such a claim
It is just a stupid cult religion with a fancy name.
They believe life "evolved" from dead material, such as rocks.
And that the universe came into existance when nothing exploded into something.
How silly is that.
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-09-2007, 01:20 PM.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Quite silly indeedOriginally posted by SalvationSeeker View PostHow silly is that.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Wow. You're happy to watch christians make fun of themselves, but when an atheist makes a vid about what every atheist is thinking, you can't watch it? Because you're afraid of the truth.
Science is fact. Hardcore facts. Although philosophy is great, all you do is think, you don't need to observe the world. But science is all about gaining knowledge. I choose science over faith. I choose reality over dreams.Comment
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Ahh, so you're a fundamentalist atheist. You are so self-centered that you can't accept any view other than your own.Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
And you must spend all your spare time on a Baptist Church forum, insulting people, and trying to prove yourself right (because you're not really sure yourself).
Gotcha.Comment
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
lol, that was great...the pineapple
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
How did you prove your "facts" correct?Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
And how did you prove the "proof" that they are correct? And so on, and so on..
In the end/beginning, it's all belief. So there is nothing factual about science..
Also, science must ALWAYS be wrong for it to move forward.
Because you see, It only "advances" when it is: When former theories can be "proven wrong", and replaced by new ones.
Now it's monkey worship, but it will probably be replaced by something equally silly (or worse) soon.
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-11-2007, 12:35 AM.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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I actually have to disagree there. While science is a handy thing, 'hardcore fact' is a term that maybe goes too far. There are things which are proven facts but remember, science is evolving too. Facts can and do often change.Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Postsigpic
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
You obviously haven't watched Gisburne's video.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostIf so, have you got around to proving it yet? Good luck with that.
"Fruits of wild type bananas have numerous, large, hard seeds."
"Cultivation
While the original bananas contained rather large seeds, triploid (and thus seedless) cultivars have been selected for human consumption. These are propagated asexually from offshoots of the plant. The plant is allowed to produce 2 shoots at a time; a larger one for fruiting immediately and a smaller "sucker" or "follower" that will produce fruit in 6–8 months time. The life of a banana plantation is 25 years or longer, during which time the individual stools or planting sites may move slightly from their original positions as lateral rhizome formation dictates. Latin Americans sometimes comment that the plants are "walking" over time.
Cultivated bananas are parthenocarpic, which makes them sterile and unable to produce viable seeds. Lacking seeds, another form of propagation is required. This involves removing and transplanting part of the underground stem (called a corm). Usually this is done by carefully removing a sucker (a vertical shoot that develops from the base of the banana pseudostem) with some roots intact. However, small sympodial corms, representing not yet elongated suckers, are harder to transplant and can be left out of the ground for up to 2 weeks; they require minimal care and can be boxed together for shipment.
In some countries, bananas are commercially propagated by means of tissue culture. This method is preferred since it ensures disease-free planting material. When using vegetative parts such as suckers for propagation, there is a risk of transmitting diseases (especially the devastating Panama disease)."
Get it? Bananas have been cultivated over numerous years, breeding/interbreeding to get the banana we eat today.
I strongly urge you watch the vid, he raises some excellent factors about the likes of the pineapple, potatoes and onion.Comment
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Tell me, what evidence is there that this cultivation took place "over millions of years"?Originally posted by Born-Again Atheist View Post
Even your "scientists" don't think humans were cultivating anything "millions of years" ago. Or even tens of thousands of years ago.
Meanwhile, Gregor Mendel's hybridization experiments were only a couple of hundred years ago.Comment
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Scientists think that humans have only worked the earth for some 10,000years.. So how then could they have been cultivated during millions of years?
The 10,000years thing is actually pretty close to the truth however, as man has worked the earth as long as we have existed:
Which is about 6,000 years.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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