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  • #121
    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    We say we are Americans because we are citizens of the Godly United States of America!
    Of course, you are Americans. You all live in the USA and because of that you are Americans. But what he ment was that the white Americans are descendants of Europeans and mostly from the Spanisch. The indians are the natives in your country.

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    • #122
      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

      God to be "limitless" in power cannot be male, female or even a being simply by making him one of those things you have limited his power by giving him a form.

      God may have written the bible but for as long as it has been on earth it must have suffered from corruption multiple times that currently it is probably very different that the first one.

      That’s silly monkeys eat bananas and a monkey's had fits well around a bananas, so God made bananas for monkeys not people.

      Also satin is too busy chewing on Brutus, Cassius and Judas for all eternity (he is entrapped in ice)
      Hello.

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      • #123
        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

        Originally posted by Alaric Reinner View Post
        God to be "limitless" in power cannot be male, female or even a being simply by making him one of those things you have limited his power by giving him a form.

        God may have written the bible but for as long as it has been on earth it must have suffered from corruption multiple times that currently it is probably very different that the first one.

        That’s silly monkeys eat bananas and a monkey's had fits well around a bananas, so God made bananas for monkeys not people.

        Also satin is too busy chewing on Brutus, Cassius and Judas for all eternity (he is entrapped in ice)
        I see you're a Catholic who believes Dante's Inferno is somehow based in the Bible. Could you show us the Biblical basis for this belief of yours? (How would a shiny soft fabric chew on anyone? And why would God make a Brutusicle?)

        Can you honestly believe that the Creator of the Universe is so powerless as to allow His Holy Word to be "corrupted multiple times"? If God wanted to correct every Bible on Earth simultaneously, He could do so in an instant!

        You, sir, are the one who attempts to limit God.
        Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-24-2007, 04:06 AM.

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        • #124
          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

          Originally posted by Alaric Reinner View Post
          God to be "limitless" in power cannot be male, female or even a being simply by making him one of those things you have limited his power by giving him a form.

          God may have written the bible but for as long as it has been on earth it must have suffered from corruption multiple times that currently it is probably very different that the first one.

          That’s silly monkeys eat bananas and a monkey's had fits well around a bananas, so God made bananas for monkeys not people.

          Also satin is too busy chewing on Brutus, Cassius and Judas for all eternity (he is entrapped in ice)
          Sir, I am well-aquainted with a True Christian™ blonde bombshell who has a liking for satin sheets. I can assure you that they do not bite or chew.

          Your rambling post leaves me wondering what color the trees are on your planet.
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          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #125
            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

            Originally posted by Alaric Reinner View Post
            God to be "limitless" in power cannot be male, female or even a being simply by making him one of those things you have limited his power by giving him a form.

            So why do you refer to Him as "him" rather than "they" or "it"? Besides, if God "cannot be... a being" does that mean that He can't exist? Tosh and nonsense, He is male and He's shown Moses His hindparts to prove it.

            Originally posted by Alaric the Visigoth
            God may have written the bible but for as long as it has been on earth it must have suffered from corruption multiple times that currently it is probably very different that the first one.

            So you think that God is limitless in power, but He lacks the basic competence necessary to stop mere mortals from messing with His writings? There are still exisiting uncorrupted first folio editions of Shakespeare's writings, so by your "logic" the Almighty God is less powerful than some effete Anglofag with a liking for awful puns.
            Originally posted by Alaric the Red-Noser Reinner
            That’s silly monkeys eat bananas and a monkey's had fits well around a bananas, so God made bananas for monkeys not people.

            Who are you calling a silly monkey? Bananas fitting into monkey hands is purely a coincidence. You might as well claim that God must have intended sodomy to be natural, because He created - no, it's too disgusting, I can't go on. The Earth was made for God and humans, not monkeys! What are you, some kind of a Darwinist?
            Originally posted by Allahsick
            Also satin is too busy chewing on Brutus, Cassius and Judas for all eternity (he is entrapped in ice)
            So you think that, of the worst possible spot in Hell, 2/3s of it is given over to the people who killed Julius Caesar, and only 1/3 to the Jew who killed Christ? Tells us quite a lot about your priorities, doesn't it?.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #126
              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

              this is by far the worst argument i saw in my whole entire life...............

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              • #127
                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                As you can see dear friend, The big mac was made from god!!! Isn't it just beautiful!!! it is easy to grab and handle, Isn't just god wonderful. Not just that, but the big mac fits perfectly in our mouth!!! GOD BE PRAISE GLORIA


                I'm a retard ahah

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                • #128
                  Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                  Originally posted by Belphegor View Post
                  As you can see dear friend, The big mac was made from god!!! Isn't it just beautiful!!! it is easy to grab and handle, Isn't just god wonderful. Not just that, but the big mac fits perfectly in our mouth!!! GOD BE PRAISE GLORIA


                  I'm a retard ahah
                  So you think that Big Mac's grow on trees?
                  A retard you are indeed..
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • #129
                    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                    no but i think all the ingredient come from god hands doesn't? so that mean that god wanted the big mac to exist for human.

                    o by the way, nice to show that I are angry, i really touch me all times

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                    • #130
                      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                      Originally posted by Belphegor View Post
                      no but i think all the ingredient come from god hands doesn't? so that mean that god wanted the big mac to exist for human.
                      Really?
                      All the ingredients you could ever need for suicide was, when it comes down to it, created by God.
                      That must mean that God want's you to kill yourself, right?
                      How about trying to be atleast SOMEWHAT logical.

                      God made everything on earth (such as the ingredients for big mac YES), but that doesn't mean that He wants you to use what He made in certain ways..
                      That's why He has given us RULES for how to use His glorious creations in the Holy KJV1611 Bible.

                      For instance, He made bananas for eating, and of course every other non-sinful purpose one can use them for, such as done in this very thread!
                      He didn't make them for you to commit sodomy with, as that's a sin.

                      Fallen angels, satan, and man's own wicked imagination has allowed man to abuse the creation for evil ends however..
                      But that was never God's intention, He knew some would abuse it, and commit all sorts of sinful acts however, and that's why He created Hell.
                      And you're going there!
                      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-02-2007, 04:21 AM.
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • #131
                        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                        with bananas you make sinful alchool. you just got served

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                        • #132
                          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                          Originally posted by Belphegor View Post
                          with bananas you make sinful alchool. you just got served
                          Didn't I just say that the creation can be abused? Yeah, I did.
                          You should probably stop drinking what you're being served, it doesn't seem to be too good for your brain.. nor your eyes.
                          You might want to check that you're not drinking methanol.
                          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-02-2007, 04:32 AM.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • #133
                            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                            I wonder who has problem with his brain. O, I think it is you who is in a cult. And me who lives as a free man, I do not have to be dictated what to do or what to think by a book comperaly to you.

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                            • #134
                              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                              Originally posted by Belphegor View Post
                              I wonder who has problem with his brain. O, I think it is you who is in a cult. And me who lives as a free man, I do not have to be dictated what to do or what to think by a book comperaly to you.
                              No, you are a slave to your sins and to satan, and the weight of those sins will drag you down into hell for eternal punishment.
                              But thank you for your unkind and evil words against me, thus I know I am still a humble servant of the Lord.

                              Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                              Matthew 5:11
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • #135
                                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                                Not really, I am a walking god that can take life and give life as everybody on earth.

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