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  • #46
    Re: Evolution Is A Fact

    Originally posted by PackJason3 View Post
    *facepalm*

    Airplanes aren't alive. Just in case you hadn't realized that.
    That's exactly my point. Hence why you'd be crazy to claim they came from a common ancestor.

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    • #47
      Re: Evolution Is A Fact

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      That's exactly my point. Hence why you'd be crazy to claim they came from a common ancestor.
      Since one is living and the other is not, yes, It would take a helmet-wearing window-licker to think that they did.

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      • #48
        Re: Evolution Is A Fact

        PackJason3,

        I'll be laughing at you from the glorious kingdom of Heaven as you suffer and burn for the rest of eternity in Hell. You can preach your satanic evolution religion down there to the other evil Satan worshipers.

        God bless.
        "1.07 billion members of that monstrous machine called the Roman Catholic Church. Every last one of them going to hell."

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        • #49
          Re: Evolution Is A Fact

          Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
          Yeah, a cat that barks or a dog that says meow... I seen them all the time over here
          If you dip a dog in liquid nitrogen, then cut it with a chainsaw... "meow".

          If you pour gasoline over a cat, then light the gasoline... "woof".
          Joshua 24:15
          And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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          • #50
            Re: Evolution Is A Fact

            Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
            If you dip a dog in liquid nitrogen, then cut it with a chainsaw... "meow".

            If you pour gasoline over a cat, then light the gasoline... "woof".
            Yeah and these stupid God-mockers will be like all "hey look we finally prooved evolution"
            Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

            GOD HATES FAGS
            Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
            DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

            WHITE AND PROUD

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            • #51
              Re: Evolution Is A Fact

              Can you name one occurrence of macro-evolution that has been observed by science? I don't think so. The only thing that has been observed are things like minor changes that are within the limits of a specific species DNA.
              But if you know of one let us know. If not then shut the f up.

              Macro evolution is not a fact. It does not even make a good theory because it has never been observed.

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              • #52
                Re: Evolution Is A Fact

                Originally posted by Hieronymous Bosch View Post
                Can you name one occurrence of macro-evolution that has been observed by science? I don't think so. The only thing that has been observed are things like minor changes that are within the limits of a specific species DNA.
                But if you know of one let us know. If not then shut the f up.

                Macro evolution is not a fact. It does not even make a good theory because it has never been observed.
                I dont even like calling it macroevolution and microevolution. To me its just adaptation (as per God's Will) and just plain old boloney (Darwinian Evolution).

                Face it, sinners, there is no proof. but there is TONS of proof for the Bible. If you can't refute Jesus' ressurection (no one can) then you are in mortal danger of spending eternity in hell.

                Repent NOW! You never know when you may be snuffed out! Dont leave it too late! REPENT!
                Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                GOD HATES FAGS
                Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                WHITE AND PROUD

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                • #53
                  Re: Evolution Is A Fact

                  Originally posted by PackJason3 View Post
                  Do you accept gravity as reality? It isn't mentioned in the Bible.
                  It ain't no grabity keepin us from floating away, it the power of da Lawd!
                  Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                  • #54
                    Re: Evolution Is A Fact

                    Throughout KJV 1611 people fall. Clearly this is God's design. Where else would one go upon falling? Gravity is quite irrelevant save to some Godless alchemists.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Evolution Is A Fact

                      Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
                      I dont even like calling it macroevolution and microevolution. To me its just adaptation (as per God's Will) and just plain old boloney (Darwinian Evolution).

                      Face it, sinners, there is no proof. but there is TONS of proof for the Bible. If you can't refute Jesus' ressurection (no one can) then you are in mortal danger of spending eternity in hell.

                      Repent NOW! You never know when you may be snuffed out! Dont leave it too late! REPENT!

                      I can refute jesus' "ressurection." No such thing exists.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Evolution Is A Fact

                        Originally posted by I<3big8=D View Post
                        I can refute jesus' "ressurection." No such thing exists.
                        Really? This should be good

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • #57
                          Re: Evolution Is A Fact

                          "Ressurection" isn't a word. Is Christianity now suddenly about lacking basic spelling skills? Not only that, but misspelling a rather vital point of the Christian belief (and in fact the only such point from where it diverges from Judaism) is rather embarrassing, no?

                          Easily contested.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Evolution Is A Fact

                            You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

                            Reason: Being a spelling Nazi
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                            Friend, we are here to worship Jesus. Why are you here?


                            It's quite a sad day when I receive an infraction for pointing out a huge spelling mistake. In fact, I would likely be a truer Christian for realizing such an error and correcting it than blindly ignoring the spelling mistake of such a key point of my religion.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Evolution Is A Fact

                              Originally posted by I<3big8=D View Post
                              "Ressurection" isn't a word. Is Christianity now suddenly about lacking basic spelling skills? Not only that, but misspelling a rather vital point of the Christian belief (and in fact the only such point from where it diverges from Judaism) is rather embarrassing, no?

                              Easily contested.
                              Not at all. We get used to Unsaved Trash coming in here day after day who have no clue about the real world.
                              If that is the basis of your Posting here, I suggest you go away before I Ban you.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                              • #60
                                Re: Evolution Is A Fact

                                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                Not at all. We get used to Unsaved Trash coming in here day after day who have no clue about the real world.
                                If that is the basis of your Posting here, I suggest you go away before I Ban you.

                                The real world is something that needs to be incorporated into religion. Christianity isn't immutable, or at least, it shouldn't be. There is quite a bit we can all learn by opening our eyes and seeing past the simple barrier between what the most devout regard as pure and what the every day man regards as normal.

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