[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

I only have so much flesh to burn, eventually it'll be gone. Oh wait, this is Christianity. Logic is no longer applicable.

The logic is impeccable!

You will recall how the Greeks told children's folk tales of Prometheus who stole fire from Zeus and, as punishment, was chained to a rock. Each day birds came down and ate his liver, and each night it regrew.

That story is fiction but is based upon a very real Hell where each day your skin is seared from your body and each night your skin regrows.

[villainy]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

We don't float away because God pushes us down. Please use the search function before asking such ridiculous questions. A tag search for "intelligent pulling," "intelligent falling," or "secular gravitationism" will reveal that this topic has already been discussed exhaustively on God's Favorite Forum.

So why, if god is pushing us down, does the earth revolve around the sun? I suppose that's god too...

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

So why, if god is pushing us down, does the earth revolve around the sun? I suppose that's god too...

It doesn't, the sun revolves around the Earth. That has been proven elsewhere on these Godly forums, such as here.

[Lindroos]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Please disregard all my former comments in this thread. I understand God's workings now, and accept His teachings. Pardon me for my ignorance.

I only hope that the rest of you sinners can someday see things the way I see them. I used to be like you, doubting God's word when there is no real argument to disprove Him. I'm praying that God will save you from Satan's false 'science' that you so pathetically cling to.

God bless.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Please disregard all my former comments in this thread. I understand God's workings now, and accept His teachings. Pardon me for my ignorance.

I only hope that the rest of you sinners can someday see things the way I see them. I used to be like you, doubting God's word when there is no real argument to disprove Him. I'm praying that God will save you from Satan's false 'science' that you so pathetically cling to.

God bless.

This is a true testament to Jesus power when he wants somebody to turn to him.

I hope to see you with a True Christian(TM) title in the coming months. I suggest that you start reading Brother V's Bible in a year and the pastors sermons found in Teaching His Word.

[Lindroos]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

This is a true testament to Jesus power when he wants somebody to turn to him.

I hope to see you with a True Christian™ title in the coming months. I suggest that you start reading Brother V's Bible in a year and the pastors sermons found in Teaching His Word.

Thank you very much, I'm hoping for the same. Becoming and staying True Christian™ is something I am going to strive to acheive. There is no other way to be. Until then, I am still devoting my life to God.

God bless.

[RomanK]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

It's little kids nursery that I have walked into!

[jeezus chrizzist]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

devil-worshipping atheists.

HOLD ON BREAK DOWN FOR ME WHAT ATHEIST MEANS HURR DURR

[Levi Jones]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

HOLD ON BREAK DOWN FOR ME WHAT ATHEIST MEANS HURR DURR

It doesn't matter to Jesus whether you are an atheist or a satanist. It's all the same to Him.

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

I do have to point out that I disagree with this thread.

I have not one single cavity. Gravity has had no effect upon my molars whatsoever.

[nogoodandrew]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

please get a grasp of the english language before blaitently lying on the internet, a theory is based on years and decades of reaseach and then must be accept before it can even be called a theory im sure you know you stay on the ground that would be gravity! and if it werent real and the world was flat like you closed minded freaks seem to think, then why when a plane flies in a straight line for long enough it ends up being exactly where it started? gravity is real or you would float into space it pulls thing towards its middle. all confilict in the world today is based on religous views? has science ever caused a war besides the constant oppression of the church no!

[John Creeser]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

gravity is real or you would float into space it pulls thing towards its middle

That is God's will. It would be awfully hard to pray to and worship God if we were all floating around. I don't know why this is so hard to understand.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

please get a grasp of the english language before blaitently lying on the internet, a theory is based on years and decades of reaseach and then must be accept before it can even be called a theory im sure you know you stay on the ground that would be gravity! and if it werent real and the world was flat like you closed minded freaks seem to think, then why when a plane flies in a straight line for long enough it ends up being exactly where it started? gravity is real or you would float into space it pulls thing towards its middle. all confilict in the world today is based on religous views? has science ever caused a war besides the constant oppression of the church no!

Friend, do you understand the concept of irony?

[True Disciple]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

please get a grasp of the english language

You're saying that to me? My goodness. Let's see:

before blatantly lying on the internet, a theory is based on years and decades of reasearch and then must be accepted before it can even be called a theory. I'm sure you know you stay on the ground, that would be gravity! And if it weren't real and the world was flat, like you closed minded freaks seem to think, then why, when a plane flies in a straight line for long enough, it ends up being exactly where it started? gravity is real or you would float into space, it pulls thing towards its middle. All confilict in the world today is based on religious views? Has science ever caused a war, besides the constant oppression of the church? No!

Okay, so much for the part about English (or more accurately put, American). Now on to your ridiculous ramblings.

We all know that there is no research needed for science to accept a theory. Like gravity, evolution has not a single shred of evidence in its support, yet all scientists accept it. Obviously, a theory has to mock God in order to be accepted by atheist science.

Secondly, we stay on the ground because of Intelligent Falling (IF), which, as I explained in the fourth or fifth post in this thread, proposes an Intelligent Agent to push matter towards earth. Unlike gravity, this hypothesis is actually supported by the Ultimate Truth™, the Holy Bible, Which explains that God causes things to fall, not gravity:

- Genesis 2:5:
And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.

- Genesis 19:24:
Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven

Thirdly, a plane ends up on the same place as where it started because of Intelligent Pulling, a manifestation of Intelligent Falling. The spin of the earth creates the illusion of planes flying in a straight line, while it is actually following a curved trajectory. Among Creation Scientists, this effect is known as the Horizon Distortion Effect.

Finally, the most important difference between True Christianity™ and science is that True Christianity™ can guarantee you a place in Heaven, while God hates science:

1 Timothy 6:20-21:
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

So, what is your choice? Heaven (True Christianity™), or Hell (science)?

[Ksevio]

Re: Gravity destroys your morals!

Just last week the Physics Police gave me a ticket for floating up to my balcony in front of my house. $125 fine for just levetaing 25 feet!

Jokes on them though because I gave them my neighbors name.