God hates SouthEast Asia

[Brother V]

Friends, it seems every year around Jesus birthday, he remembers how much he (God) hates southeast Asia.

Today, God is causing Mayon volcano to erupt in Manila, Philippines (not Philippians.)

Is anyone else reminded of the tsunami?

Here's some other neato things that happened around Christmas in southeast Asia, where God sent people to hell.

December 25, 1907. Twenty-two people were killed when two passenger trains collided. A stationmaster had incorrectly given a mail train the "Line Clear" after having previously accepted a train from the opposite direction, in India.

December 25, 1932, A 7.6 earthquake in Gansu, China kills around 70,000 people.

December 24, 1953. Walouru, New Zealand. The eruption of the volcano, Mt Ruapehu killed 151 people.

January 1, 1958. Mohri, India. Thirty two people were killed and 85 injured in a collision in thick fog at Mohri station. A local train from Ambala to Delhi collided with the Delhi - Pathankot express which was standing in the station.

December 25, 1974, Cyclone Tracy kills 71 people in Darwin Australia.

December 3, 1984. Bhopal India. Union Carbide pesticide plant in Bhopal released methyl isocyanate that was exposed to more than 500,000 people. 3787 died quickly, since then about 25,000 people have died from gas-related diseases.

December 28, 1989, a 5.6 earthquake hits Newcastle Australia, killing 13 people.

December 26, 1997, The Soufriere Hills volcano on Montserrat exploded.

December 23, 2003, the PetroChina Chuandongbei natural gas field exploed in Guoqiao China killing at least 234.

December 26, 2003, a 6.6 earthquake devastaed Ba, Iran, killing tens of thousands.

December 26, 2006, the Hengchun earthquake.

There are more. It's just proof that God hates Southeast Asia (and Australia and New Zealand) around this time of year.

PRAISE JESUS
YIC
V

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Friends, it seems every year around Jesus birthday, he remembers how much he (God) hates southeast Asia.

I don't know why those people don't GET IT! How direct and straight forward does God have to be? Check out the video below. This lady GETS it. I know this video was made as a is a vicious attack by an atheist to try and trick her, but listen to the audio at about 3:00. She understands that Katrina was sent by God to kill the queers in New Orleans! It is so funny that despite this atheist's attempt to deceive her, she stays true to her faith! PRAISE GOD!

[True Disciple]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Brother, you're forgetting the Second World War, when God sent (additional) evil spirits to possess the Japanese, like he did to Saul according to 1 Samuel 16:14-16, to slaughter their fellow demon-possessed squint-eyes, and give Godly America a good excuse to eradicate many thousands of them with atomic bombs. Glory!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Them Philippinians are all Catlix:

Lu:12:47: And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.
[...]
Lu:12:49: I am come to send fire on the earth; and what will I, if it be already kindled?

I see the volcano as God's Christmas Gift to bring them to The One True Faith.

[watchmepissmyself]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Friends, it seems every year around Jesus birthday, he remembers how much he (God) hates southeast Asia.

Today, God is causing Mayon volcano to erupt in Manila, Philippines (not Philippians.)

Is anyone else reminded of the tsunami?

Here's some other neato things that happened around Christmas in southeast Asia, where God sent people to hell.

PRAISE JESUS
YIC
V

The reason you have earthquakes is because the earth spirit is angry.
The Karma of the planet needs to be released
Also Russian research proves that if you build large pagan pyramids (the bigger the better) on fault lines you don't get earthquakes instead you get loads of little tremors releasing the energy slowly.
But to get the full effect you must worship the pyramid


So you can see the pyramid worshiping pagans had it right all along

Pyramid=no earthquakes

Come back to mother earth

Socialized medicine

Obama change yes we can

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

The reason you have earthquakes is because the earth spirit is angry.
The Karma of the planet needs to be released
Also Russian research proves that if you build large pagan pyramids (the bigger the better) on fault lines you don't get earthquakes instead you get loads of little tremors releasing the energy slowly.
But to get the full effect you must worship the pyramid
...

I'll bet that next you are going to tell us is that pyramids will also preserve food and sharpen razor blades. I see that the Gillette Company is still in business. I suggest that you take your prana elsewhere, the only Power around here is Jesus.

[Nobar King]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Pyramid=no earthquakes

He shows a picture of a triangle escarpment and thinks the rubes in this forum will blow over the fact that it is CAUSED by an earthquake.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Yes, I believe that God hates SouthEast Asia. That why He made those slants poor, BUT hardworking. The Lord intended them to work for 50 cents a day, and that's why I'm here - fulfilling the Lord's wishes.

I need to show this thread to some of my workers. It's important for them to understand that it's not their mission in life to get ahead, but rather to work for Big Corporations owned by white people, for low wages. Unfortunately, a few of them start getting uppity after awhile, demanding a promotion, complaining about the toxic waste we dump in their water supply, threatening to strike, or (most outrageously) even attempting to use the skills we've taught them to start competing businesses. Their understanding of capitalism is obviously totally warped - thank Jesus (plus a few union-busting thugs) for helping to set things straight.

Praise the Lord!
Brother Fred

[Brother V]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Unfortunately, a few of them start getting uppity after awhile, ... complaining about the toxic waste we dump in their water supply,

Praise the Lord!
Brother Fred

If the waste was toxic, they would all be dead, and that just isn't the case.

YIC
V

[watchmepissmyself]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

He shows a picture of a triangle escarpment and thinks the rubes in this forum will blow over the fact that it is CAUSED by an earthquake.

What you’re actually looking at is a Pyramid in Antarctica built by an ancient Atlantean civilization 23,000 years ago. They worship pyramids so should we; it was certainly bigger than anything western science can build



Return to mother earth workship

Peace & and love

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

What you’re actually looking at is a Pyramid in Antarctica built by an ancient Atlantean civilization 23,000 years ago. They worship pyramids so should we; it was certainly bigger than anything western science can build

Return to mother earth workship

Peace & and love

Prove it, hippie. Where does it say any of that in the Holy Bible?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

What you’re actually looking at is a Pyramid in Antarctica built by an ancient Atlantean civilization 23,000 years ago. They worship pyramids so should we; it was certainly bigger than anything western science can build



Return to mother earth workship

Peace & and love

There's no such thing as atlanteans or 23,000 years ago, but let's just suppose the fable is true, for the sake of argument.

You say they built pyrramids to worship nature, and nature therefore was cool with them, right? But the fable says that their whole continent was swallowed by my mother nature with no survivors.

So much for your pyramids, Asshat. Pretty sad when someone can't even keep their own BS straight.

[watchmepissmyself]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Prove it, hippie. Where does it say any of that in the Holy Bible?

Lost city of Atlantis discovered? Grainy images show city-like formations at the bottom of the Caribbean

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...bbean-Sea.html

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

Atlantis in the Caribbean? The height of their civilization would have been mud huts and dug-out canoes. Mud huts dissolve under water.

[watchmepissmyself]

Re: God hates SouthEast Asia

There's no such thing as atlanteans or 23,000 years ago, but let's just suppose the fable is true, for the sake of argument.

You say they built pyrramids to worship nature, and nature therefore was cool with them, right? But the fable says that their whole continent was swallowed by my mother nature with no survivors.

So much for your pyramids, Asshat. Pretty sad when someone can't even keep their own BS straight.

Look the Great Spirit intervenes from time to time to rebalance

The world and hey people have being on this earth for at least 500,000 years

Read your very own bible, genesis: the sons of god took the daughters of man
Sons of god alien nephilim created human life 500,000 years ago. Zecharia sitchin

The bible is based on the 800,000 clay Sumerian tables
And is as a book a poor translation of that work body of work

So plus 6000+ years easy