X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • #1

    God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

    Dear Brothers in Christ:

    The Lord has inspired me today to write to you about that magnificent blessing He has given the Godly Land of Iowa through the miracle that is high fructose corn syrup! Now, those progressivists that hate America will want you to believe that sugar is healthier, but I refuse to believe that something from the depraved land of garotas (Brassiel or something, I can't remember the name of the darn place) can be better for you than something produced by hard working, baby blue eyed, Bible believing Christians in Iowa. HFCS's sweetness feels a little like I am tasting Heaven; I wouldn't be surprised if mana was actually God giving Moses to try that wonder before hand. And a great proof that God loves it is that those liberal satanists at Princeton want to attack it, using rodents, no less!

    A sweet problem: Princeton researchers find that high-fructose corn syrup prompts considerably more weight gain
    http://www.princeton.edu/main/news/archive/S26/91/22K07/
    A Princeton University research team has demonstrated that all sweeteners are not equal when it comes to weight gain: Rats with access to high-fructose corn syrup gained significantly more weight than those with access to table sugar, even when their overall caloric intake was the same. 


    If they hate it, God must surely love it!
    Tags: cornfed
  • #2
    Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

    This is a most bizarre form of propaganda i must say.

    High Fructose Corn Syrup is an abomination of a sweetener.
    dont give me that "Its made from corn, so its natural" BS either.
    the process it has to go through before it becomes high fructose corn syrup is a FAR cry from natural. they have to strip it of whatever little nutrition there is in it to make it that sweet. stripping nutrition is not a natural process by any means it clogs the arteries and makes you fat.

    so you remeber that next time you get a pepsi instead of some water or juice.

    Comment

    • #3
      Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

      "Its made from corn, so its natural" God made it. He gave us all the herbs and plants. Are you some sugar plantation owner?
      sigpic


      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

      Comment

      • #4
        Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        "Its made from corn, so its natural" God made it. He gave us all the herbs and plants. Are you some sugar plantation owner?
        God made CORN, he didnt make HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.
        WE manipulated the chemical makeup to turn the corn to turn it into HFCS.
        we have to change the chemical composition of gods perfectly created corn.
        HFCS is not a natural substance, you cannot go outside and find some HFCS.
        it is MAN-MADE. it is artificial and does nothing but makes you fat and give you cancer.

        Comment

        • #5
          Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

          Originally posted by JelloBiafra4Pres. View Post
          God made CORN, he didnt make HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.
          WE manipulated the chemical makeup to turn the corn to turn it into HFCS.
          we have to change the chemical composition of gods perfectly created corn.
          HFCS is not a natural substance, you cannot go outside and find some HFCS.
          it is MAN-MADE. it is artificial and does nothing but makes you fat and give you cancer.
          Hi there Jellobarf. God made corn, God made man, God therefore made High Fructose Corn Syrup. God gave Man the brains to manipulate the chemical make up . Now don't you feel better?

          Comment

          • #6
            Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Hi there Jellobarf. God made corn, God made man, God therefore made High Fructose Corn Syrup. God gave Man the brains to manipulate the chemical make up . Now don't you feel better?

            then whats the hate on REAL sugar then? Its 10X more natural then HFCS will ever be and, its healthier(at least doesn't give you cancer), and was created by god without the need of human manipulation.

            Comment

            • #7
              Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

              Originally posted by JelloBiafra4Pres. View Post
              then whats the hate on REAL sugar then? Its 10X more natural then HFCS will ever be and, its healthier(at least doesn't give you cancer), and was created by god without the need of human manipulation.
              I love all things, after all God created them. Ya know God works in mysterious ways. I am 100% sure God has a reason for High Fructose Corn Syrup.

              Comment

              • #8
                Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                I love all things, after all God created them. Ya know God works in mysterious ways. I am 100% sure God has a reason for High Fructose Corn Syrup.
                To filter out the people who commit the 3rd Deadly sin of Gluttony from entering heaven perhaps?

                Comment

                • #9
                  Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

                  All sin is deadly; you sound catlick.
                  sigpic


                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

                    Jello is man made, maybe he just hates corn?

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

                      Originally posted by JelloBiafra4Pres. View Post
                      To filter out the people who commit the 3rd Deadly sin of Gluttony from entering heaven perhaps?
                      Please show me the deadly sin in the Bible you pagan goddess worshiper.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                      Hot Must ReadThreads!


                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

                        "Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony. " - Proverbs 23:2

                        found one

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

                          Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
                          "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.. " - Proverbs 23:2

                          found one
                          False Bible quoting corrected.

                          And I don't see how you combine this verse with High Fructose Corn Syrup, to be honest. The verse doesn't say anything about that.
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

                            I assume he's never seen sugar cane or sugar beets, since he thinks sugars not processed by man.

                            Oh my, no wonder secular women think so highly of themselves. Look at what they're comparing themselves to.
                            Drama queen

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              Re: God loves High Fructose Corn Syrup

                              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                              False Bible quoting corrected.

                              And I don't see how you combine this verse with High Fructose Corn Syrup, to be honest. The verse doesn't say anything about that.
                              Wow that's funny, it basically says the EXACT SAME THING!!!

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 template Next
                              Working...
                              X