[Wide-Open]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

That would have been ten minutes, twenty minutes max if he had constipation

Friend, it is very unsavory to speculate about Pastor Deacon Fred's medical problems/war wounds. Next to that, if you'd know anything about how we True Christians go to the bathroom, you'd know it is not a "quick in & out" job.

We find our pliers, use them to unzip our pants, use other pliers to remove our Tallywhacker from the pants, say a few prayers apologizing to God for our filthy business, do our filthy business, wait until the last drop has fallen (this can take up to 30 minutes), do the reverse pliers routine, carefully wash our hands, blow on them to dry (you don't want infections), apologize to the Lord again, and rejoin the restaurant.

So Pastor Ezekiel had at least an hour to memorize that stupid language. I can't believe you are questioning him on this topic.

[dicker]

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Oh an hour, silly me, obviously long enough, how come he didn't learn spanish in that time as well?

How do you expect to be taken seriously when you come out with stuff like this?

[Wide-Open]

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Oh an hour, silly me, obviously long enough, how come he didn't learn spanish in that time as well?

Perhaps because there wasn't a spic dictionary on the table? I don't know, I wasn't there, but it seems a fairly logical assumption, no?

[dicker]

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Dude, what's with all the racist crap? Jesus wasn't an American you know, it's not just Americans who will go to heaven you know.

The Bible wasn't written in English originally, you should have a little more interest in other languages, you might learn something.

Yeah it's great having English as a first language I agree but there's a whole world out there with stuff to experience, have you ever been abroad?

[Wide-Open]

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Please don't call me "dude". Have some respect for your betters.

Now if you would take the time to READ instead of just calling us liars, you might notice that under my name there is a hint about having been abroad or not.

Sadly, I don't have the talents of Pastor Zeke (no one has), so I'm afraid American is my only language.

I did try to learn a few French words once, back when I was a sinner. After 3 seconds the room was filled with phlegm, so I gave up. (Thank the LORD for that!)

[dicker]

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Well no offense meant sorry, but you're not really showing respect to others using racists words (kinda on purpose as well at any chance you get) so how come you expect others to give you respect, you have to earn it, especially with strangers.

I don't get it, you call it American when your title says you are from Europe, shouldn't you call it English? after all the language was invented before the country America was even founded!

Yeah French is ridiculous, I learnt it for 6 years at school and don't remember a word of it.

Kim Jong Il hit 11 hole in one's the first time he played golf, at his dad's birth was marked by a double rainbow and a bright star in the sky.
You can't learn a language in a language in an hour, it's impossilbe, it was a dictionary, how about the grammar?

[dicker]

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lol my grammar was pretty ridiculous in that last message, you get the idea though.

(I'm sure you'll point it out in excruitating detail anyway)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

No, we won't get the message because (a) no one will read it (b) if they do, they won't understand it.

God messed up the languages at The Tower of Babel, and He did it for a reason: He didn't want people who don't speak American (foreigners) telling ignorant lies to the innocent.

But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction. 2 Peter 2:1

God wrote KJV1611 in American for a reason!

[dicker]

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He changed the languages so people who don't speak American couldn't understand?

It doesn't make sense.

1. Bible has many different parts, written by different people, they didn't have English as a first language.

2. Show me scripture pointing out that God only wanted to save Americans, you weren't even a country when it was written!
Why would he choose you over others who also believe?

3. Are you retarded? American is the nationality of your people, the language is called English, such arrogance.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

He changed the languages so people who don't speak American couldn't understand?

It doesn't make sense.

1. Bible has many different parts, written by different people, they didn't have English as a first language.

2. Show me scripture pointing out that God only wanted to save Americans, you weren't even a country when it was written!
Why would he choose you over others who also believe?

3. Are you retarded? American is the nationality of your people, the language is called English, such arrogance.

I fear for your safety, dicker. You've had such a drastic change in attitude towards us and Jesus in the last couple days. I pray that the Communists didn't read your introduction and are now forcing you to write these things.

[dicker]

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Hi Marty, No change in attitude to our God, still haven't been caught by the communists thank God ;-) But come on, how do you think I'm gonna react? or others for that matter? I'm not just going to swallow any crap that's written on here, just because someone makes a bold claim I don't have to believe it. Oh, he learnt Japanese in an hour, from a dictionary God wanted to save people who speak English or "American" as you think it's called. It wouldn't have been the language of the people at the time, there's no shame in that, it's our language now, God can obviously understand all languages. There's no reason he would favour "American" over any other, from 1611 what had Americans done to deserve being saved more than any other nation? Oh, hang on, America wasn't even founded until more than 100 years later. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!!! Praising the Lord and Jesus is all good but stop with the bullcrap and it'll give you a better reputation. I ran the 100 metres in 9.67 seconds last week, it would have broke the world record if someone had timed me. See, it's easy, I did it too.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Hi Marty, No change in attitude to our God,

**Obsession with secular nonsense deleted**

So still having trouble praising God instead of picking pointless arguments over the interwebs, then...

[dicker]

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Just realised this website is blocked in China, tried to access with my VPN activated and didn't work.


It's not because they hate God though, they're kinda indifferent to him, it's more because they ban most forums because they think they can sway public opinion about different topics, dangerous for the people's republic of China's government!

[dicker]

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I'm having no trouble praising God, seems you just ignore questions you can't answer.


Maybe they are pointless but I didn't bring them up, you guys are making up the bold claims.

Just explain your claims and everything is good.


1. How anyone can learn an entire language in an hour.

2. How the Bible was originally written in "american"

Praise Jesus.

Happy?

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

I'm having no trouble praising God, seems you just ignore questions you can't answer.


Maybe they are pointless but I didn't bring them up, you guys are making up the bold claims.

Just explain your claims and everything is good.


1. How anyone can learn an entire language in an hour.

The ornamental languages have only three vowels and four consonants. Mostly it's just gibberish, mastering the hand gestures is the key. Point a lot while saying things like ding-show how TOOY!

2. How the Bible was originally written in "american"

Indisputable proofs of God's existence! God wrote the Bible in American before America even existed! How amazing is that? And still there are atheists?

Praise Jesus.