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  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    Originally posted by WishtobeSaved View Post
    After doing extensive research in the bible, among pastors, at bible study groups, everywhere, one thing has become very evident and it is something all can agree on. The world is indeed a sphere, much in the same way that Mary Etheldreda's 6 chins are spherical.
    (psst: The shape you're thinking of is called an ellipsoid.)

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

      Originally posted by Bill R. Briscoe View Post
      God doesn't need your backing. The Bible is the Word of God. Not once did you use the Bible to back YOUR information, and you still seem to want to pretend to know Christ. The Earth is flat. Period. You can't yammer your way into making the opposite true without Biblical proof. You came here. The burden of proof (aka Scripture) lies on you.

      You were even told to introduce yourself in the introduction forum, but you seem to desire rabidly spitting in the face of God by trying to pick fights with Pastors. The thread creator wasn't "backing up God," he was quoting scripture to stop people like you from strutting in like a ninny and rampantly defying the word of God. You frothing-at-the-mouth godmockers just can't help yourselves, though, can you?

      I'll pray you drop your false Christian act and learn to accept Jesus Christ and ever word he spake.

      God dosent need Brother Alex's backing with this thread but that didnt stop him from posting, did it?

      If you would go back a few pages i came here to SUPPORT the flat earth policy with the rest of you, but all you people did was turn me away with your ridiculous attempts at proof, your contradictions, and inability to mount any sort of cohesive argument or rebuttal. And Papist's continual use of Heathen imagery only further proves that none of you have any idea what you are going on about.

      And yes i did use scripture in several of my posts to highlight how bigoted and prideful the people of this community are. When you find yourselves burning in everlasting fire you think back to all this and wonder how you could be so stupid. Jesus is no doubt pulling out all his beard hair as we speak in frustration over the fact that all clearly have not the slightest concept of what was trying to be communicated in the Bible.

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      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        Originally posted by WishtobeSaved View Post
        I see the resident pretender Redeemed Papist is back with his imagery mocking the lord. The funny thing is he thinks he is holier then the so called people he condemns when he will burn beside them in the lake of fire of continuing to propagate his ill conceived belief of the world. You are nothing but a wolf in sheep clothing and it is painfully obvious to anyone with a brain.


        After doing extensive research in the bible, among pastors, at bible study groups, everywhere, one thing has become very evident and it is something all can agree on. The world is indeed a sphere, much in the same way that Mary Etheldreda's 6 chins are spherical.

        If one thing has been proven it is how hateful and hippocritical everyone is on this site. I tried to back the word of God and agree with the so called Christians on this site, and I get reprimanded for it and told "God dosent need to be backed up" yet the CREATOR of this thread did so with the sole purpose of backing up God, yet he is not reprimanded.

        I can imagine if God is looking down on this thread now he is slapping his forehead screaming "JESUS CHRIST! I created grammar teachers to instruct people what a metaphor is and still these people are clueless about the message Im trying to say in my book!"

        So continue to live in your blissful ignorance members of Landover Baptist. You are a mockery to humanity and God.
        Bible study groups are run by liars who want you to think like they do. Only a fool would listen to them.

        I have searched the KJV1611 and the word 'metaphor' isn't in in it. Metaphor just means the bits that weak Christians wish were not there. The six day creation was literal until scientists came up with so called evidence to the contrary. So the creation story then changes to a metaphor.

        You are calling God a liar and you should be ashamed

        YiC

        Jack
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

          Originally posted by WishtobeSaved View Post
          Pathetic persecution deleted


          After doing extensive research in the bible, among pastors, at bible study groups, everywhere, one thing has become very evident and it is something all can agree on. The world is indeed a sphere,

          Grandiose delusions of being a writer of a book and further persecution deleted.
          Shame your extensive research didn't involve the actual Bible and less consorting with scripture-twisting false Christians who simply ignore all the bits of the Bible they don't like.

          John 15:20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
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          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            Originally posted by WishtobeSaved View Post
            God dosent need Brother Alex's backing with this thread but that didnt stop him from posting, did it?
            The thread was created so that idiots like you could be spoon-fed the Truth without having to question our Lord on whether the Earth is flat. Yet, here you are, rampaging in here like a queer on dope demanding we satisfy your idiocy by placating you further. He was attempting to close the discussion, and you just want to keep yappity yapping about it.

            Originally posted by WishtobeSaved View Post
            If you would go back a few pages i came here to SUPPORT the flat earth policy with the rest of you, but all you people did was turn me away with your ridiculous attempts at proof, your contradictions, and inability to mount any sort of cohesive argument or rebuttal.
            Oh really? Is that so? You came looking to SUPPORT the thread creator? Here is your first post:
            Originally posted by WishtobeSaved View Post
            dear faithful brothers and sisters, this topic and website has attracted my eye because i do believe that you are the true and few righteous people of the world deserving eternal salvation with Jesus in heaven.

            I too wish to become among your ranks so that I may sleep easy at night knowing that I have embraced the lord as my personal lord and savior, and will one day bask in his glory in Heaven.

            However I have had these persistent thoughts, these evils that attach themselves to my mind, and try as I may to rid myself of these demons, they seem to continue to persist.

            The argument of the earth being round is one of these demons that I have trouble ridding, and I blame this in part because I do have family members that work for Nasa, some of whom are familiar with astronauts that claim to have visited outer space.

            They have shown me personal pictures that they claim to have taken while in orbit around the earth and I just do not know how to process it all.

            They have also brought to my attention an argument they use...If the world is completely flat, and the sun revolves around the earth, why is it that when the sun is at its highest point the entire world is not experiencing day light?

            I wish to believe the earth is flat and that is why I have come here so that my future brothers and sisters may help me to be as righteous as you are, but I also do realize that when it is daytime here in America, family members of mine in Australia are experiencing night time. Why do they not experience daytime with me as well, when the sun is at its highest point, since the earth is flat?
            That's not supporting, that's questioning. And whining. And begging us to help you understand Scripture. Since you came in uninvited ASKING for help, the burden of proving the Earth is round in Scripture lies on you. The thread creator already proved that the Earth was flat, and yet you still request help believing this information? Sounds like you're trying to prove the Earth is round to me. Why else would you even bother posting?

            And yes i did use scripture in several of my posts to highlight how bigoted and prideful the people of this community are.
            I found two posts where you tried to use scripture to condemn True Christians™. Here they are:
            Originally posted by WishtobeSaved View Post
            'Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud'.
            Originally posted by WishtobeSaved View Post
            'When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom'. Proverbs 11:2
            You didn't even bother to highlight your verse as Proverbs 16:19, and you didn't bother to read past that line. Why am I not surprised?

            Proverbs 16:
            18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
            19 Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud.
            20 He that handleth a matter wisely shall find good: and whoso trusteth in the LORD, happy is he.

            You came onto a forum dedicated to praising the inerrant word of God and began to question those that follow it word for word. After being asked to support your claim, you begin attempting to tear down these Godly® men with no Biblical proof to back your original reason you came here. You resort to petty persecution (thanks for that, by the way. Matthew 5:10-12 ) and try to take the high road. That sounds pretty prideful to me. The irony of you using Proverbs 11:2 as a weapon is quite comical.

            If you had simply listened to the True Christians™ in this thread, you wouldn't look like an atheist pretending to know what he is talking about. Until you are ready to drop the act, repent for your iniquities against our Lord and let the warm love of Jesus Christ spray glory all over you, I have nothing further to say.
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            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              Shame your extensive research didn't involve the actual Bible and less consorting with scripture-twisting false Christians who simply ignore all the bits of the Bible they don't like.

              John 15:20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
              shame your heathen picture wasnt backed by actual scripture and didnt involve your prideful assumptions

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              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                Originally posted by WishtobeSaved View Post
                ..he will burn beside them in the lake of fire of continuing to propagate his ill conceived belief of the world ..etc
                Where are you getting your information concerning The Lake Of Fire [please post source]?

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                • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                  I'm honestly quite disappointed. In fact, I'm more worried. I honestly thought that this website was a joke when I came across this thread. The idea that the earth is flat is a ridiculous one. If you wish to remain in that realm of sheer stupidity and use your book of magical quotes as a shield for your ignorance, then feel free to do so. But once you start using your bible for evidence, then it crosses the line. Its as if I could create my own bible to prove my own proposterous theories (the bible was man-made by the way).

                  Its clear from what I've read so far, your only source of education has been the bible, and I sincerely hope that you don't read anything else. People like you don't have the capacity to understand science, or even just common sense.

                  Seriously come on, were you seriously trying to pass off those photoshopped pictures and portraits at the beginning of the thread as real?

                  Falling off the bottom of the earth? AHAHAHA, wow you guys do crack me up.
                  Leviticus 20:27
                  A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    Originally posted by What are you people? View Post
                    I'm honestly quite disappointed. In fact, I'm more worried. I honestly thought that this website was a joke when I came across this thread. The idea that the earth is flat is a ridiculous one. If you wish to remain in that realm of sheer stupidity and use your book of magical quotes as a shield for your ignorance, then feel free to do so. But once you start using your bible for evidence, then it crosses the line. Its as if I could create my own bible to prove my own proposterous theories (the bible was man-made by the way).

                    Its clear from what I've read so far, your only source of education has been the bible, and I sincerely hope that you don't read anything else. People like you don't have the capacity to understand science, or even just common sense.

                    Seriously come on, were you seriously trying to pass off those photoshopped pictures and portraits at the beginning of the thread as real?

                    Falling off the bottom of the earth? AHAHAHA, wow you guys do crack me up.
                    So God was lying according to you?

                    By the way, "I could write something false therefore this other thing that is written is also false" is a false dichotomy.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                      I call bullshit

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                      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        So God was lying according to you?

                        By the way, "I could write something false therefore this other thing that is written is also false" is a false dichotomy.
                        God was not lying because:

                        a) God does not exist
                        b) God didn't write the bible, a human did

                        And what I mean is there is no use in trying to use your bible as your evidence, because it isn't true, just like if I tried to convince you if I used quotes from a children's book or a fantasy story.
                        Leviticus 20:27
                        A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                          Originally posted by What are you people? View Post
                          God was not lying because:

                          a) God does not exist
                          b) God didn't write the bible, a human did

                          And what I mean is there is no use in trying to use your bible as your evidence, because it isn't true, just like if I tried to convince you if I used quotes from a children's book or a fantasy story.
                          You are incredibly original. We have never ever faced such an incisive probe at the very heart of scripture.

                          In ancient times people weren't so hateful so God inspired men to write His commandments down and a record of His deeds. This was more than good enough. Nowadays because of scientific brainwashing it seems everyone wants God to do a little personal tap-dance to prove what people have been smart enough to take on board for thousands of years.

                          Where else would you expect to find the written word of God except in the book that contains the written word of God?
                          2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

                          2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            You are incredibly original. We have never ever faced such an incisive probe at the very heart of scripture.

                            In ancient times people weren't so hateful so God inspired men to write His commandments down and a record of His deeds. This was more than good enough. Nowadays because of scientific brainwashing it seems everyone wants God to do a little personal tap-dance to prove what people have been smart enough to take on board for thousands of years.

                            Where else would you expect to find the written word of God except in the book that contains the written word of God?
                            2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

                            2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
                            And there he goes, quoting his bible, the one that will do no good in persuading me, because I obviously haven't already told him that I don't believe in its lies and general bullshit.

                            And seriously, what kind of holy scripture would allow itself to be recorrected. The only thing this results in (especially since after all this time) is the corruption of the original text. In fact, you probably don't have a copy of a copy of a copy of the original bible.
                            Leviticus 20:27
                            A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                              Originally posted by What are you people? View Post
                              And there he goes, quoting his bible, the one that will do no good in persuading me, because I obviously haven't already told him that I don't believe in its lies and general bullshit.

                              And seriously, what kind of holy scripture would allow itself to be recorrected. The only thing this results in (especially since after all this time) is the corruption of the original text. In fact, you probably don't have a copy of a copy of a copy of the original bible.
                              Again you expose your ignorance and inability to lurk and know where you are posting. We live by the Bible as a literally true document that is our sole evidence for God and Jesus.

                              What else do you expect? Why come here?
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                Again you expose your ignorance and inability to lurk and know where you are posting. We live by the Bible as a literally true document that is our sole evidence for God and Jesus.

                                What else do you expect? Why come here?
                                "that is our sole evidence for God and Jesus". Why is this thread entitled scientific proof if thats all a load of nonsense to you lot.

                                Anyway, I only came here to laugh at the stupidity of some people.
                                Leviticus 20:27
                                A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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