[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

HAHA. So the earth is flat? How dumb can someone be? I have flown around the world. Can you explain that?! What about the curvature you can see in an airplane?

I dont trust scientist so i wont use them as an example.

You couldnt be any more ignorant. HAHA

This has been answered time and time again. Stop being so lazy for Satan.

Look, God can't be wrong so therefore you are wrong and falling for lies and illusions.

[jesseblachowski]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Mrs. Etheldreda, even though you're a woman, you seem to understand what this boy means, while I don't. It's quite remarkable.

Can you explain me what a "real site" is? The word seems to imply there are also "fake sites" but I cannot imagine what they would be.

He means: "This site looks like a total joke because you guys are so ignorant. "
Get it? or should i explain it in more layman of terms lol

[WrongGwendolyn]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

So let me get this straight.
The Earth is flat despite countless circumnavigates around it in airplanes and boats, and Noah managed to get two of every of the BILLIONS of species on this planet into a boat where he kept them for a long time without any of them killing each other.
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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

HAHA. So the earth is flat? How dumb can someone be? I have flown around the world. Can you explain that?! What about the curvature you can see in an airplane?

I dont trust scientist so i wont use them as an example.

You couldnt be any more ignorant. HAHA

Ahem...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Noah managed to get two of every of the BILLIONS of species on this planet into a boat...

Only ones with nostrils:

Ge:7:22: All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died.

So Noah only needed to take on board animals with nostrils, like monkeys, and cats and Eskimos.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

So let me get this straight.
The Earth is flat despite countless circumnavigates around it in airplanes and boats, and Noah managed to get two of every of the BILLIONS of species on this planet into a boat where he kept them for a long time without any of them killing each other.
...

Yes. Actually the clean animals went in by sevens (fourteen of each) so you're under-selling the glory of the miracle.

Glorious, isn't it. What a magnificent being is God that He can continue to shine forth as the one word of Truth despite a conspiracy of lies by so-called scientists, travellers and other heathens.

GLORY!

[Cooking]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Look at all these atheist mocking God...it makes me want to cry. You stupid fools, airplanes can only fly and have curvature because they are shaped like crosses, and God allows this to happen.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Look at all these atheist mocking God...it makes me want to cry. You stupid fools, airplanes can only fly and have curvature because they are shaped like crosses, and God allows this to happen.

Nonsense!

Find me the slightest bit of scripture that backs up this absurd claim.

[Cooking]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Nonsense!

Find me the slightest bit of scripture that backs up this absurd claim.

Everything that flies looks like a cross! Look around, birds and planes. Insects can't be included, because they can barely fly at all. Also, who "flies" more in intelligence? Christians! They soar in intelligence over atheists.
Even look at this!

[Bill R. Briscoe]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Nonsense!

Find me the slightest bit of scripture that backs up this absurd claim.

*nonsense with no source*

Proverbs 6:
16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: 17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.


Proverbs 24:
28 Be not a witness against thy neighbour without cause; and deceive not with thy lips.


Proverbs 19:
9 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.


Proverbs 12:
22 Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are his delight.




Maybe your copy of the KJV didn't include Proverbs? I'd take it back and get another.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Everything that flies looks like a cross! Look around, birds and planes. Insects can't be included, because they can barely fly at all. Also, who "flies" more in intelligence? Christians! They soar in intelligence over atheists.
Even look at this!

[WrongGwendolyn]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

Only ones with nostrils:

Ge:7:22: All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died.

So Noah only needed to take on board animals with nostrils, like monkeys, and cats and Eskimos.

And elephants, giraffes, rhinos, elephant seals, hippos... these things are measured in the tons. Surely they would weigh the boat down?
And I love how no one has answered how Noah got the animals that lived on totally different continents thousands of miles away... I really want to know what explanation the Bible has for that.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

And elephants, giraffes, rhinos, elephant seals, hippos... these things are measured in the tons. Surely they would weigh the boat down?
And I love how no one has answered how Noah got the animals that lived on totally different continents thousands of miles away... I really want to know what explanation the Bible has for that.

Once again you seek to put limits on the ability of God to make things happen.

The simple fact you can't actually fit so many creatures on the boat and feed them and stop them eating each other with a handful of people to tend for them 24/7 just goes to show how great God is to pull such a thing off.

[WishtobeSaved]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

I see the resident pretender Redeemed Papist is back with his imagery mocking the lord. The funny thing is he thinks he is holier then the so called people he condemns when he will burn beside them in the lake of fire of continuing to propagate his ill conceived belief of the world. You are nothing but a wolf in sheep clothing and it is painfully obvious to anyone with a brain.


After doing extensive research in the bible, among pastors, at bible study groups, everywhere, one thing has become very evident and it is something all can agree on. The world is indeed a sphere, much in the same way that Mary Etheldreda's 6 chins are spherical.

If one thing has been proven it is how hateful and hippocritical everyone is on this site. I tried to back the word of God and agree with the so called Christians on this site, and I get reprimanded for it and told "God dosent need to be backed up" yet the CREATOR of this thread did so with the sole purpose of backing up God, yet he is not reprimanded.

I can imagine if God is looking down on this thread now he is slapping his forehead screaming "JESUS CHRIST! I created grammar teachers to instruct people what a metaphor is and still these people are clueless about the message Im trying to say in my book!"

So continue to live in your blissful ignorance members of Landover Baptist. You are a mockery to humanity and God.

[Bill R. Briscoe]

Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

*yap yippity yappity*

God doesn't need your backing. The Bible is the Word of God. Not once did you use the Bible to back YOUR information, and you still seem to want to pretend to know Christ. The Earth is flat. Period. You can't yammer your way into making the opposite true without Biblical proof. You came here. The burden of proof (aka Scripture) lies on you.

You were even told to introduce yourself in the introduction forum, but you seem to desire rabidly spitting in the face of God by trying to pick fights with Pastors. The thread creator wasn't "backing up God," he was quoting scripture to stop people like you from strutting in like a ninny and rampantly defying the word of God. You frothing-at-the-mouth godmockers just can't help yourselves, though, can you?

I'll pray you drop your false Christian act and learn to accept Jesus Christ and ever word he spake.