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  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    I don't know anything about football. We used to drop things down stairwells with bits of tape trailing through a clapper. For some reason I was always the one who had to climb up the stairwell with the brick.

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    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
      I don't know anything about football. We used to drop things down stairwells with bits of tape trailing through a clapper. For some reason I was always the one who had to climb up the stairwell with the brick.
      A beach ball maybe? same effect, same proof, the earth is flat like my teacher's table, not round as a beach ball where everything bounces if falling and things ALWAYS fall down.

      You need another proof? The soldiers only broke (and stood afterwards very still) when they fell on flat surfaces (as the table or the floor).

      On the ball they bounced unharmed.

      On the flat they crashed unhar... limbless and sometimes headless.

      From what you know of this world, when someone falls a great distance do they bounce back saying "Yuuupie" or just crash broken on the floor?

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      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
        You need another proof?
        I don't need any proof. God has described His creation quite fully in The Bible.

        The Bible does not mention gravity, but it is taught in schools and so when God deniers post claims about it being "a force" I am happy to point out that we do know what scientists write in their books and that by their own standards what they are saying is wrong. The Bible also explains about the pillars upon which the earth is sat which would be very difficult to balance if it were a ball and in addition we would be able to see the pillars. But no matter where I travel no pillars may be seen. The Bible makes it quite plain that
        I SAMUEL 2
        8b
        ..the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, and he hath set the world upon them.
        KJV .. look up . context

        Now I have seen people try to balance balls on things, not very successfully, and when we remember that God actually shakes the whole arrangement from time to time Job 9:6 the absurdity of such claims is obvious. A ball would fall off before long ..but here we are.

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        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

          This is dumb.

          It was quotes even by Jesus in the bible (though nobody knew the meaning at the time) that the earth was round! I have to check what page it was on but a friend of mine who is a priest told me.

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          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            Originally posted by Mister Kittenwhisker View Post
            This is dumb.

            It was quotes even by Jesus in the bible (though nobody knew the meaning at the time) that the earth was round! I have to check what page it was on but a friend of mine who is a priest told me.
            A Catholic priest?
            2 Timothy 3:16

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

              Oh, well if a priest said it, it must be true.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                Originally posted by Mister Kittenwhisker View Post
                This is dumb.

                It was quotes even by Jesus in the bible (though nobody knew the meaning at the time) that the earth was round! I have to check what page it was on but a friend of mine who is a priest told me.
                Please do check, sweetie. We'll be here, waiting.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  Please do check, sweetie. We'll be here, waiting.
                  Also, we usually quote the Holy Bible by citing chapter and verse, not by page number. Like this, for example: Proverbs 12:15.
                  2 Timothy 3:16

                  All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                  • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    Originally posted by Mister Kittenwhisker View Post
                    This is dumb.

                    It was quotes even by Jesus in the bible (though nobody knew the meaning at the time) that the earth was round! I have to check what page it was on but a friend of mine who is a priest told me.
                    What is misguided is thinking the entire surface of an oblate spheroid can be seen at one time from one vantage point. Rather than vaguely refer to some "forgotten page," I will show you God's Word:

                    Matthew 4:8 (1611 King James Bible)

                    Againe the Deuill taketh him vp into an exceeding high mountaine, and sheweth him all the kingdomes of the world, and the glory of them:
                    This could only be possible on a flat surface. Take a ball and try to see all of its surface at once...what happens? That's right, you can't.

                    It can be mathematically shown that you are limited to seeing just less than half of the surface of a sphere from any given fixed vantage point. The Bible does not say that Satan and Jesus flew around the world, it says they viewed the entire world from the top of a high mountain.
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                    I Kings 7:23

                    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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                    • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                      Originally posted by Mister Kittenwhisker View Post
                      This is dumb.

                      It was quotes even by Jesus in the bible (though nobody knew the meaning at the time) that the earth was round! I have to check what page it was on but a friend of mine who is a priest told me.
                      Did he tell you to keep secrets?

                      What kind of secret?

                      There is no shame here.

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                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Originally posted by Mister Kittenwhisker View Post
                        This is dumb.

                        It was quotes even by Jesus in the bible (though nobody knew the meaning at the time) that the earth was round! I have to check what page it was on but
                        It better be KJV too or it doesn't count.

                        a friend of mine who is a priest told me
                        you tell that wafer munching ring kissing papist bastard to stay away from this Holy forum. Are you a damned Mary worshipper?
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                        • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                          Originally posted by Mister Kittenwhisker View Post
                          This is dumb.

                          It was quotes even by Jesus in the bible (though nobody knew the meaning at the time) that the earth was round! I have to check what page it was on but a friend of mine who is a priest told me.
                          You do realize that something can be both flat AND round, right?

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                          • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                            Originally posted by Mister Kittenwhisker View Post
                            This is dumb.
                            I can't seem to find your introductory post.
                            After clicking
                            look for this:

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                            • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                              HAHAHHAHAHAH OMG are you all RETARDED.
                              1.Gravity attracts things towards the objects center.
                              2. It has been proven the world is round, look at all the sattellites orbiting earth
                              3. There is nowhere that you can "fall off the edge of the earth"
                              4. The pictures are photoshopped
                              5. Just because the bible says something doesnt mean it is true (it could have been written by anyone for all we know




                              PS: It actually amazes me the ignorance of all of you. If you went up to anyone on the street and said the earth is flat they would think you are severely uneducated.

                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                Originally posted by humbleatheist View Post
                                HAHAHHAHAHAH OMG are you all RETARDED.
                                1.Gravity attracts things towards the objects center.
                                2. It has been proven the world is round, look at all the sattellites orbiting earth
                                3. There is nowhere that you can "fall off the edge of the earth"
                                4. The pictures are photoshopped
                                5. Just because the bible says something doesnt mean it is true (it could have been written by anyone for all we know




                                PS: It actually amazes me the ignorance of all of you. If you went up to anyone on the street and said the earth is flat they would think you are severely uneducated.

                                Perhaps you've missed it, but these points have been corrected in this thread already. Perhaps you'd like to go back to the beginning and read more carefully. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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