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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #211
    Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    They took God out of their schools, and turned French?
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #212
      Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

      Originally posted by Henry Brown View Post
      This is very interesting to say the least. I am an Australian and have a lot of sexual experience with kangaroos. I have often wondered why they have such a weird appearance.

      To all the people that think kangaroos are purely vegetarians think again. When I was young we had a pet kangaroo, and it used to love sausages and mince meat. Especially mine.
      You make me sick, but then all Austrians do.
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      • loco73
        Unsaved trash, atheistic pinhead
        • May 2012
        • 183

        #213
        Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        How many times we have to get this in your freaking stupid head that The Bible was NOT written in the Bronze Age??

        I see, so killing and stealing is suddenly ok?

        It depends on the viewpoint and on the group, which you belong to. Whole species have died out and nobody cried any tear for them.

        Just for humans it makes sense not to kill other humans (of their own group/country), because they help each other to survive.
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #214
          Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

          Originally posted by logo73 View Post
          It depends on the viewpoint and on the group, which you belong to. Whole species have died out and nobody cried any tear for them.

          Just for humans it makes sense not to kill other humans (of their own group/country), because they help each other to survive.
          What? What has this got to do with anything that has been said?

          Is it wrong to kill each other or not?
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049

            #215
            Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

            Originally posted by logo73 View Post
            It depends on the viewpoint and on the group, which you belong to. Whole species have died out and nobody cried any tear for them.

            Just for humans it makes sense not to kill other humans (of their own group/country), because they help each other to survive.

            You really are daft.

            1) God's laws concerning when you can and can not slay your fellow man are literally written in stone. You must follow God's laws regardless of what stupid viewpoint you happen to hold, and regardless of which stupid group you belong to.

            2) It makes sense not to kill other humans because they help each other to survive? Really? I'll be sure and remind you of that the next time some drunken Irishman is trying to break into your home and rape your womenfolk. Don't kill him, he's somehow helping you to survive!
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            • loco73
              Unsaved trash, atheistic pinhead
              • May 2012
              • 183

              #216
              Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              You really are daft.
              2) It makes sense not to kill other humans because they help each other to survive? Really? I'll be sure and remind you of that the next time some drunken Irishman is trying to break into your home and rape your womenfolk. Don't kill him, he's somehow helping you to survive!

              Correct. Just as I said. No rule is absolute. There are no absolute values. Values depend on the viewpoint.
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #217
                Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                Originally posted by logo73 View Post
                Correct. Just as I said. No rule is absolute. There are no absolute values. Values depend on the viewpoint.
                So if the viewpoint is that God hates queers and they should be executed that's all OK by you?

                Cool! I thought the bleeding hearts would fight when we reinstate God's laws.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • loco73
                  Unsaved trash, atheistic pinhead
                  • May 2012
                  • 183

                  #218
                  Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  So if the viewpoint is that God hates queers and they should be executed that's all OK by you?

                  Cool! I thought the bleeding hearts would fight when we reinstate God's laws.
                  No, because you misunderstood the word 'viewpoint'.

                  One example:

                  What was the invasion in Iraq? Good or bad? Bad, because many children were bombed and died and US-companies just tried to get access to the oil.
                  But on the other hand side, US-oil workers also have families and children. And these will survive better and will not have to move into slums, if 'daddy' has work, because there is cheap oil available. So, for these children, it's 'good'. But now, Kurds got (most) of the oil and again it's good for them, but bad for others. At least, some Turks will again be angry about that fact. So, what is it? Good or bad? That's what I meant with 'viewpoint'. I should use the word 'party' or 'group'.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #219
                    Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                    Originally posted by logo73 View Post
                    No, because you misunderstood the word 'viewpoint'.

                    One example:

                    What was the invasion in Iraq? Good or bad? Bad, because many children were bombed and died and US-companies just tried to get access to the oil.
                    But on the other hand side, US-oil workers also have families and children. And these will survive better and will not have to move into slums, if 'daddy' has work, because there is cheap oil available. So, for these children, it's 'good'. But now, Kurds got (most) of the oil and again it's good for them, but bad for others. At least, some Turks will again be angry about that fact. So, what is it? Good or bad? That's what I meant with 'viewpoint'. I should use the word 'party' or 'group'.
                    So it's not OK to kill queers if you personally don't agree with it? Or is it absolutely immoral under all circumstances? Make your mind up.

                    You see, in a country with God's laws it would be the norm to execute queers so by your ridiculous moral relativism it would be the right thing to do.

                    The fact it IS the right thing to do is entirely coincidental to your reasoning.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #220
                      Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                      Originally posted by logo73 View Post
                      Correct. Just as I said. No rule is absolute. There are no absolute values. Values depend on the viewpoint.
                      So, you would concede that slavery and genocide are sometimes acceptable practices, depending on various conditions? Some liberals are very closed minded about these things.

                      What about the Commandments of God? Aren't they a sufficient rationale to institute such things?

                      So when you say that slavery is wrong, and genocide is wrong, you are denying our right to practice our religion in any meaningful way. The Bible commands us to have these institutions.
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                      • loco73
                        Unsaved trash, atheistic pinhead
                        • May 2012
                        • 183

                        #221
                        Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        What about the Commandments of God? Aren't they a sufficient rationale to institute such things?

                        They say: #5 "Do not kill"

                        But soldiers have to kill and most people and institutions accept that as a means of 'self-defence'. But it doesn't say: "Do not kill, given that it's not self-defence" It just says: "Do not kill".
                        The problem of the law #5 is, that it's too short-minded and does not take situations into account, where you ca not follow that law in defence of yourself or of others.

                        I'm more and more watching the discovery channel with increasing joy. And there was a family of lions described with young ones. And there was not enough meat during the summer months. Then suddenly a lonly lioness came and it turned out shw had abducted some of the offspring and killed them. She was a loner and lacked the social bahavior. But the rest of the family protected their young ones and quickly drove her out. She is the perfect example or a murderer. But with that behavior she will always stay alone and will have less chances to get food, because hunting alone is harder. But some young ones survived and now all the food was enough for them to survive. So, some died for others to survive.
                        So, what's that story like? Is shows, that absolute values like #5 do not really exist. They depend on the group and even within a group they can vary. But sometimes. it's better to work together, than to engage into any conflict, because it gives more chances to survive for all.

                        Now, you ask why you can not kill gays/lesbians. They also add an important aspect to society. They are a regulatory step in society and just as important as straights. Or spoken in terms of the comparison with the lions: if there had been two gay lions, some young ones would not have been born and food would have been enough for all from the beginning onwards.
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #222
                          Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                          Originally posted by logo73 View Post
                          Now, you ask why you can not kill gays/lesbians. They also add an important aspect to society.
                          Sounds like a matter of opinion to me. So if that opinion is that they are an abomination it's OK to kill them. You atheists surely do sit on the fence.

                          So all we need to do is work hard to change people's opinions so they match God's.

                          Thank you for agreeing with us at last.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #223
                            Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                            Originally posted by logo73 View Post
                            They say: #5 "Do not kill"

                            But soldiers have to kill and most people and institutions accept that as a means of 'self-defence'. But it doesn't say: "Do not kill, given that it's not self-defence" It just says: "Do not kill".
                            The problem of the law #5 is, that it's too short-minded and does not take situations into account, where you ca not follow that law in defence of yourself or of others.

                            I'm more and more watching the discovery channel with increasing joy. And there was a family of lions described with young ones. And there was not enough meat during the summer months. Then suddenly a lonly lioness came and it turned out shw had abducted some of the offspring and killed them. She was a loner and lacked the social bahavior. But the rest of the family protected their young ones and quickly drove her out. She is the perfect example or a murderer. But with that behavior she will always stay alone and will have less chances to get food, because hunting alone is harder. But some young ones survived and now all the food was enough for them to survive. So, some died for others to survive.
                            So, what's that story like? Is shows, that absolute values like #5 do not really exist. They depend on the group and even within a group they can vary. But sometimes. it's better to work together, than to engage into any conflict, because it gives more chances to survive for all.

                            Now, you ask why you can not kill gays/lesbians. They also add an important aspect to society. They are a regulatory step in society and just as important as straights. Or spoken in terms of the comparison with the lions: if there had been two gay lions, some young ones would not have been born and food would have been enough for all from the beginning onwards.
                            Genesis 9:6 tells us that the punishment for killing is killing. I suppose you will tell us that that is a contradiction. Only if you have no common sense. It is obvious that the sanctions and commandments that require us to kill are exceptions to the rule "thou shalt not kill". Anyone with common sense recognizes this.

                            You are saying that we should pick and choose which commandments to follow. I am saying we should follow all of them. Who makes more sense? The idea that it is hypocritical to execute murderers is just a pathetic and convoluted justification for usurping God's authority, and it discredits your whole case against Christianity. I'm sure you can do much better than that.
                            Last edited by Billy Bob Jenkins; 05-25-2012, 11:18 PM.
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                            • Bobby-Joe
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                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #224
                              Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              Genesis 9:6 tells us that the punishment for killing is killing. I suppose you will tell us that that is a contradiction. Only if you have no common sense. It is obvious that the sanctions and commandments that require us to kill are exceptions to the rule "thou shalt not kill". Anyone with common sense recognizes this.

                              You are saying that we should pick and choose which commandments to follow. I am saying we should follow all of them. Who makes more sense? The idea that it is hypocritical to execute murderers is just a convoluted justification for usurping God's authority.
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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10049

                                #225
                                Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex: The Giant Kangaroo

                                Is this fool done diverting the conversation away from Dr. Isaiah Jones' groundbreaking research yet?

                                I'd much prefer discussing the magnificent beast, kangoroosaurus, than some harebrained notions some kid learned in a Philosophy 101 class.
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