[Brother Enoch]

Re: Homeschool Science Lessons: Proving atheists wrong with science

I have the information from the only true God so... since it is different than the information you get from your priests... it's wrong... sorry but you will burn in Hell for all eternity.

We don't have priests, we have the Bible. Pick one up - they're free at your local Baptist church - then come back and talk to us when you start having a clue what you're talking about.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I have the information from the only true God so... since it is different than the information you get from your priests... it's wrong... sorry but you will burn in Hell for all eternity.

So you're making it up. Thought so!

By the way, we don't listen to priests because they're Catholics. We cut out the middle man and go straight to the Bible. Maybe you should so you can find out how wrong and weak your made up god is.

[Good Christian Woman]

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i thought sodomy was wrong?

It's very wrong. I hope you're not comparing letting Jesus into your heart with sodomy.

[batsh*tcrazy]

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I bet you nut jobs don't recycle your aluminum cans either.

You are so right though! What comes in definitely doesn't go out. I have been holding my pee in for 36 years now!

It is very cool that you have determined that there have been 7 billion people since god created us. Wait that doesn't make any sense, didn't he start with just adam and eve?

I can do math too! Check this out. There are say 6000 members on this forum. Let's say only 1000 of them actually really believe the ridiculous claims you spew. If you each have two kids, I am being conservative because you only have to have sex if you have to, and they each have two kids and so on. If we didn't let you breed anymore we could reduce 81000 future dumb a**es in the next 5 generations!

[Thomas Dalton]

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Dear Batshit Crazy (A fitting name! Good to have such modesty!), your math is a bit off.

Did you never read 1 Timothy 2:15: Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety?

We only have sex when we have to, namely directly after a new baby is born! What use is a woman if not for bearing children, baking pies and doing chores?

So, let's say we try to save women when they turn legal age, then (a conservative guess) she has 1 child per 1.5 years, and stops at 40. That's 14 children.

I am afraid your estimated guess of Christians on this forum is a bit too high. We really have a lot of atheist scum on here, so maybe your estimation of 81000 Christians isn't that far off.

Thank's for explaining atheists want nothing else than eradicating all Christians! Maybe we can get a country of our own too, like the joo's did.
Or maybe we should fake 6 million deaths too before they listen to us.

[Fencepost88]

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I bet you nut jobs don't recycle your aluminum cans either.

You are so right though! What comes in definitely doesn't go out. I have been holding my pee in for 36 years now!

It is very cool that you have determined that there have been 7 billion people since god created us. Wait that doesn't make any sense, didn't he start with just adam and eve?

I can do math too! Check this out. There are say 6000 members on this forum. Let's say only 1000 of them actually really believe the ridiculous claims you spew. If you each have two kids, I am being conservative because you only have to have sex if you have to, and they each have two kids and so on. If we didn't let you breed anymore we could reduce 81000 future dumb a**es in the next 5 generations!

wow good job proving that atheists aren't stupid

...Or maybe we should fake 6 million deaths too before they listen to us.

I assume you are referring to the holocaust. you realise christians were killed during the holocaust as well?

[Thomas Dalton]

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I assume you are referring to the holocaust. you realise christians were killed during the holocaust as well?

Well, to my knowledge the Jews killed only homersexuals, gypsies, mentally handicapped, cripples and other people you can hardly call Christian if you ask me. Of course, when Hitler attacked Pearl Harbor some Christians died, but that's hardly the Holocaust.

[batsh*tcrazy]

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Oh, you plan on having 14 kids, all of you? Ok...let's do that math then. Assuming that everyone has 14 kids of course.

Let's say there are 1000 people on this forum that aren't like me, just here for a good laugh. We will assume that there are 500 couples (1000/2, are you with me?) So 500*14=7000. That is how many children they will have. Assuming that half are girls and half are boys, they get married and have 14 more kids. Second generation looks something like this 3500(the number of couples)*14 + 500 + 7000=56500. Holy balls we are already up to 56500 of you fanatics! Let's check that number, that's 500 originally + 7000 kids + 49000 grandkids. Crazy! Ok, let's keep going. 3rd gen 24,500*140+49000+7000+500= 399500. That is waaaaay more! Should I venture on the additional generations of dumb a**es that would have lived in the additional generations? I think I have more important math do than that...

[batsh*tcrazy]

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I'm not promoting genocide, or prevention of your right to reproduce. I'm simply making a point that anyone can grab a few statistics and make some math up that "proves" their point. I don't really have anything against Christianity, just stupid people.

[Fencepost88]

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Oh dear.

it was the Japanese that attacked Pearl Harbour. Hitler was the Nazi dictator of Germany during world war 2.

The Nazis killed anyone who they deemed inferior and anyone who was a threat to there ideology, this included Christians.

Pastor Martin Niemöller said:

First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.

[Thomas Dalton]

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Oh dear.

it was the Japanese that attacked Pearl Harbour. Hitler was the Nazi dictator of Germany during world war 2.

The Nazis killed anyone who they deemed inferior and anyone who was a threat to there ideology, this included Christians.

Pastor Martin Niemöller said:

First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.

And did they kill this Niemoller? No they didn't. So, his poem actually is a confession that they never killed any communist, trade unionist or Joo.
Thanks for illustration my point.

[Didymus Much]

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... I don't really have anything against Christianity...

That'll cure you.

[Fencepost88]

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And did they kill this Niemoller? No they didn't. So, his poem actually is a confession that they never killed any communist, trade unionist or Joo.
Thanks for illustration my point.

And did God kill this Noah? No He didn't. So, his story is actually a confession that God never killed any Humans, beast that creepeth upon the earth or Joo.
Thanks for illustration of my point.

flawed logic much?

one person surviving a horrific event does not mean that the event didn't happen. how many people survived Pearl Harbour? 9/11? any mass murder throughout history?

[Bobby-Joe]

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And did God kill this Noah? No He didn't. So, his story is actually a confession that God never killed any Humans, beast that creepeth upon the earth or Joo.
Thanks for illustration of my point.

flawed logic much?

one person surviving a horrific event does not mean that the event didn't happen. how many people survived Pearl Harbour? 9/11? any mass murder throughout history?

Friend

We here at Landover are full of it when it come to the Holy Spirit and we are dedicated to fighting RACISM in ALL of it's forms. Like the RACISM that says Hitler was behind the Holocaust because Hitler was German.

You see the RACISM in that statement?

Now let's look at the ending sentence of the poem in question:

Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me

But obviously no one came for Niemöller because he was able to make that poem. Which means the whole thing is just a fantasy of Niemöller's about young, fit German men in tight leather bossing around Niemöller.

That is was sexual perversion does; cause the Holocaust.

[Seth Campbell]

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And did God kill this Noah? No He didn't. So, his story is actually a confession that God never killed any Humans, beast that creepeth upon the earth or Joo.
Thanks for illustration of my point.

flawed logic much?

one person surviving a horrific event does not mean that the event didn't happen. how many people survived Pearl Harbour? 9/11? any mass murder throughout history?

Where did Noah, or the Bible say that God killed Noah in the flood? God did eventually kill Noah. That being said, your Luthern pastor claimed that they came for him after they came for everyone else. Well if he was treated like everyone else, and they were killed, why wasn't he killed?

I know public school doesn't teach basic reading comprehension anymore, but do try to keep up.