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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #16
    Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

    Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
    I have read one of the "Icelandic Sagas". These histories were written in Norse by the medevil monks of Iceland.
    So you believe some ancient fables of Eskimos and put that forward as evidence. That's if you didn't just make it up. Speak "Norse" do you?

    What kind of maniac puts forward ancient scribblings of some fish-guzzling ice devils as proof of anything! Next you'll be telling us there are some tales by the Brothers Grimm that you have read and seeing as there are billy goats in America this proves that there must also be trolls and that they discovered America 2 billion years ago or something.

    You see, unlike your crazed ancient nonsense and spurious links to modern day people our wisdom comes from the true word of God in the King James Bible.

    Yes, I hope you feel silly now.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • Tim the plumber
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Sep 2011
      • 27

      #17
      Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      So you believe some ancient fables of Eskimos and put that forward as evidence. That's if you didn't just make it up. Speak "Norse" do you?

      What kind of maniac puts forward ancient scribblings of some fish-guzzling ice devils as proof of anything! Next you'll be telling us there are some tales by the Brothers Grimm that you have read and seeing as there are billy goats in America this proves that there must also be trolls and that they discovered America 2 billion years ago or something.

      You see, unlike your crazed ancient nonsense and spurious links to modern day people our wisdom comes from the true word of God in the King James Bible.

      Yes, I hope you feel silly now.
      The Icelanders are not Eskimos. They are Scandinavia. They have written histories going back a long way.

      A fairytale does not show that the story of the fairytale is true however it does show that the person telling the tale could write and that others could read it.

      There were goats in Europe when the fair tale was written. What has this to do with America?

      King James Bible.
      Did King James have a private line to God? If not then his bible was a political work written for his own ends at the time and if it had woffled on about advanced maths it would not have been very popular. So not all of the sum of human wisdom was included in it. Even then.

      Europe only started to improve once American influence was available.
      Was it Europeans who went to America or was it American Christians who came over here to bring all the advancement of modern civilisation to us backward Europeans?

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      • One True Religion
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2011
        • 195

        #18
        Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

        Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
        The Icelanders are not Eskimos. They are Scandinavia. They have written histories going back a long way.

        A fairytale does not show that the story of the fairytale is true however it does show that the person telling the tale could write and that others could read it.

        There were goats in Europe when the fair tale was written. What has this to do with America?


        Did King James have a private line to God? If not then his bible was a political work written for his own ends at the time and if it had woffled on about advanced maths it would not have been very popular. So not all of the sum of human wisdom was included in it. Even then.


        Was it Europeans who went to America or was it American Christians who came over here to bring all the advancement of modern civilisation to us backward Europeans?
        The sagas were an oral tradition, do some basic research before spouting nonsense you simplistic dolt.
        Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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        • Tim the plumber
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2011
          • 27

          #19
          Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

          Originally posted by One True Religion View Post
          The sagas were an oral tradition, do some basic research before spouting nonsense you simplistic dolt.
          The Icelanders' sagas are a literary phenomenon of the thirteenth and fourteenth centuries. They are focused on history, especially genealogical and family history. They reflect the struggle and conflict that arose within the societies of the second and third generations of Icelandic settlers.
          The authors of these sagas are unknown. One, Egils saga, is believed by scholars[citation needed] to have been written by Snorri Sturluson, a descendant of the saga's hero, but this remains uncertain. The standard modern edition of Icelandic sagas is known as Íslenzk Fornrit.
          From Wikki.

          They were written-shock horror- before there was a USofA!! How could God have allowed this??????


          P.S. I have to go soon. Sorry to disapoint you.

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          • One True Religion
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2011
            • 195

            #20
            Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

            Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
            From Wikki.

            They were written-shock horror- before there was a USofA!! How could God have allowed this??????


            P.S. I have to go soon. Sorry to disapoint you.
            What are you on about? How does this show any contradiction to our words? What of the celestial navigation used in voyages to Iceland (you claim travelers never left sight of land)? Can you elaborate on your peculiar beliefs concerning the sun? Or are you just going to run away when you cannot back up any of your arguments, cowardice, just like claiming a disease to excuse your ignorance and illiteracy.
            Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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            • Tim the plumber
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Sep 2011
              • 27

              #21
              Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

              The Vickings were not the same as the Romans.

              The Romans did not navigate out of sight of land.

              The science of Navigation was first done properly by the Portugees etc. during the renacance of western Europe. Although the Polineasians were amaisingly good at it for a people without maths. Even good for a people without satalites or goo time peices.

              But hay all this is of no importance since it was not written in the bible. Unless you want to not look stupid....

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              • One True Religion
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2011
                • 195

                #22
                Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

                Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
                The Vickings were not the same as the Romans.

                The Romans did not navigate out of sight of land.

                The science of Navigation was first done properly by the Portugees etc. during the renacance of western Europe. Although the Polineasians were amaisingly good at it for a people without maths. Even good for a people without satalites or goo time peices.

                But hay all this is of no importance since it was not written in the bible. Unless you want to not look stupid....
                It's called celestial navigation, as I said before, the romans, polynesians etc all used it.
                Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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                • Tim the plumber
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 27

                  #23
                  Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

                  Originally posted by One True Religion View Post
                  It's called celestial navigation, as I said before, the romans used it.
                  No they did not. At least not unless they were desperate and lost.

                  That is why they did not get to America.

                  That is why the Native Americans did not get to Europe of Aisia.

                  You could not navigate if you were given the book of how to navigate because you would have to use the theory that the earth rotates and that the sun is a fixed point in the sky. As you understand.

                  Why the reality denyal?

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                  • One True Religion
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 195

                    #24
                    Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

                    Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
                    No they did not. At least not unless they were desperate and lost.

                    That is why they did not get to America.

                    That is why the Native Americans did not get to Europe of Aisia.

                    You could not navigate if you were given the book of how to navigate because you would have to use the theory that the earth rotates and that the sun is a fixed point in the sky. As you understand.

                    Why the reality denyal?
                    Whoever said the romans went to the States? They used celestial navigation nonetheless, stars etc, which travel around the earth.
                    Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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                    • Dan U. Holier
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 1180

                      #25
                      Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

                      Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
                      ...Was it Europeans who went to America or was it American Christians who came over here to bring all the advancement of modern civilisation to us backward Europeans?
                      Columbus actually went to China and like “coincidently” – in fact due to the Divine providence – found America. By any version of history - including the secular one – the discovery of the New World marks the end of the Dark Ages; coincidence? Not at all.

                      Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
                      From Wikki...
                      Stop quoting from Wikipedophilia, “the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit- including hordes of hellbound heathens like you.

                      Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
                      ...The Romans did not navigate out of sight of land...
                      Can you “enlighten” us about how were they crossing the Mediterranean Sea, please?
                      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #26
                        Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

                        Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                        Can you “enlighten” us about how were they crossing the Mediterranean Sea, please?


                        I can't bear any more of his half-informed gibbering.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Dan U. Holier
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 1180

                          #27
                          Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post


                          I can't bear any more of his half-informed gibbering.
                          Indeed, we’re used on being prosecuted, but this torment went too far, IMHO.

                          YiC, DUH
                          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                          • Brother Helge
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 1074

                            #28
                            Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post


                            I can't bear any more of his half-informed gibbering.
                            This is typical behavior of an atheist.
                            I provide irrefutable proofs that evilution is false and then the atheist try to divert the discussion from the actual subject.

                            Bla bla bla Vickings (sic)... ...bla bla saga... ...bla bla bla...

                            Come on... What are "Vickings" (sic) anyway?
                            "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                            John 8:32

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22925

                              #29
                              Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

                              Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
                              But hay all this is of no importance since it was not written in the bible. Unless you want to not look stupid....
                              M't:2:9: When they had heard the king, they departed; and, lo, the star, which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where the young child was.

                              That Mr Tim, is navigation by star, 2011 years ago. You don't need books and things - stars lead you to place you want to go to.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409

                                #30
                                Re: Evilution is false - man can not have evolved from monkeys

                                Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                                This is typical behavior of an atheist.
                                I provide irrefutable proofs that evilution is false and then the atheist try to divert the discussion from the actual subject.

                                Bla bla bla Vickings (sic)... ...bla bla saga... ...bla bla bla...

                                Come on... What are "Vickings" (sic) anyway?
                                His entire premise seemed to be "I don't believe what it says in the Bible but I believe what it says in the Bible a bit. So imma shout a lot and make stuff up that sounds right like I heard on Discovery Channel when I was masturbating to fornicating chimps."

                                Have we been here before? I think we have.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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