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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #16
    Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

    Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
    The dolphins died because variation only happens during reproduction. Unless a baby was conceived and born in the few seconds or minutes they were alive, of course they would die. Evolution also takes thousands or millions of years to happen so without water to retreat back to and many generations living in the desert, they would not develop legs.

    Your backpedaling is cute. You suggest one shark can spend 10 minutes on land and another can spend 16 minutes on land. Instead of waiting around, lets put a million to the test at the same time. Ex-viking already showed you this experiment has been done, and in no way was your Darwinism supported. Why not face the facts? It won't hurt, you know, to learn the Truth©.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #17
      Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

      Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
      Evolution also takes thousands or millions of years to happen
      Which is it: thousands or millions? You can't have it both ways

      And another thing: show me an animal that can live thousands or millions of years.

      You are contradicting yourself.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • AthiesticChristian
        Unsaved trash, confused asshat
        • Apr 2013
        • 18

        #18
        Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

        Would you please read my posts and stop cherry picking. I used the shark thing as an example, which I said was hypothetical and it would probably never happen.

        Evolution can happen over thousands of years through a few random mutations or millions due to adapting to a slightly changing environment. This is because of genetic variation due to meiosis.

        I never said animals live thousands and millions of years. Their offspring change due to variation. The variation causes evolution over many generations. This can take thousands or millions of years.
        Matthew 12:30:
        He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #19
          Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

          Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
          Would you please read my posts and stop cherry picking. I used the shark thing as an example, which I said was hypothetical and it would probably never happen.

          Evolution can happen over thousands of years through a few random mutations or millions due to adapting to a slightly changing environment. This is because of genetic variation due to meiosis.

          I never said animals live thousands and millions of years. Their offspring change due to variation. The variation causes evolution over many generations. This can take thousands or millions of years.
          But something has to happen first. We're telling you this has never happened, even though circumstances have been created to provide for just this possibility. The most you're doing is offering an argument based on incredulity. You can't conceive of God creating the animal kingdom as we see them today, therefore, they must have evolved some way. Then you fabricate whatever way you can conceive of. The sad thing to me, and why I started this thread, is that when one believes there are naught but the product of random evolution, the opposable thumb is the best thing they can think of with regards to intrinsic value. That's so sad. I desire for you to know you're valuable to Christ, once you repent of your sins and accept Him as your Lord and Master.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Bjorn Jensen
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2012
            • 2355

            #20
            Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

            Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
            Would you please read my posts and stop cherry picking. I used the shark thing as an example, which I said was hypothetical and it would probably never happen.

            Evolution can happen over thousands of years through a few random mutations or millions due to adapting to a slightly changing environment. This is because of genetic variation due to meiosis.

            I never said animals live thousands and millions of years. Their offspring change due to variation. The variation causes evolution over many generations. This can take thousands or millions of years.
            But how does a fish get an offspring on land before it chokes to begin with? Thats technically impossible and goes against the laws of nature!

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22357

              #21
              Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

              Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
              Would you please read my posts
              Of course not. I have yet to see you post any Holy Scripture proving your point. So clearly you are wrong all the time.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #22
                Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

                Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
                I was using that as a theoretical situation. Sharks with legs would probably never happen anyway. I though that was at the end of the post.
                "Would probably never happen" is not a phrase I a used to hearing from atheistic scum.

                Either you accept God's Holy Word, or you accept the Darwinista notion that something comes out of nothing.



                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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                • Pim Pendergast
                  PHD - Theophysicist
                  Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2012
                  • 3103

                  #23
                  Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

                  Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
                  I do not believe it is the word of God because as an Atheitic Christian, I don't believe God is real but I still follow the moral teachings of the Bible.
                  So you oppose the right of homosexuals to marry and live (Lev 20:13)? You believe disobedient children should be put to death (Deut 21:18-21) and adulterers stoned (Lev 20:10)?
                  sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                  • Adam Fag
                    Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 614

                    #24
                    Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

                    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                    Which is it: thousands or millions? You can't have it both ways

                    And another thing: show me an animal that can live thousands or millions of years.

                    You are contradicting yourself.

                    YIC
                    The post says that we are the land sharks

                    Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
                    Sharks don't grow legs and run on the beach because they can survive in the water. If sharks ran out of food, the sharks that could access food from other places would live longer and create more children. Theoretically lets say there is one shark who can spend 10 minutes on land and another can spend 16 minutes on land, then the shark who spends more time on land gets more food. It's ability to survive on land is passed on to it's children because sharks breed through meiosis which allows variation to occur. The children of the shark who can survive on land longer keep increasing the time they can survive for until they could live comfortably on land. If they stayed on land for long periods, their offspring over many generations until it could develop legs to capture more food. Now this is a very unlikely scenario and would take maybe millions of years to happen but this is basically how evolution works.
                    ..and that's us!


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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #25
                      Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

                      Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                      The post says that we are the land sharks

                      ..and that's us!


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                      What do tropic levels have to do with Genesis?

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                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • AthiesticChristian
                        Unsaved trash, confused asshat
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 18

                        #26
                        Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

                        I said that it takes thousands and millions of years. Of course the dolphin will die because it can't survive on the land because it still needs to keep hydrated and it has been subjected to a rapid change in environment.
                        I don't use scripture to back up my posts because scripture is not meant to be taken literally.
                        Pim, the quotes you used are not in my Bible. In my Bible, it mentions that disobedient children and adulterers should be punished, not murdered and gays are considered to be distasteful.
                        Gays can do what ever the hell they want as long as they don't constantly talk about it and be disgusted by anything that isn't gay. It doesn't seem right to me but I'm sure my way of life may confuse other people so I need to just accept things like homosexuality.
                        Matthew 12:30:
                        He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

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                        • Bjorn Jensen
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 2355

                          #27
                          Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

                          Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
                          In my Bible, it mentions that disobedient children and adulterers should be punished, not murdered and gays are considered to be distasteful.
                          What Bible? The Children's Bible by that satanic Dutch whore Anne de Vries? Thats the worst false Bible of them all

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12940

                            #28
                            Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

                            Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
                            I don't use scripture to back up my posts because scripture is not meant to be taken literally.
                            You mean that you believe in God who didn't give you specific directions of how to live your life, but requires you to interpret and forever wander whether you are interpreting correctly? Gosh, that must be exhausting!

                            Pim, the quotes you used are not in my Bible. In my Bible, it mentions that disobedient children and adulterers should be punished, not murdered and gays are considered to be distasteful.
                            Show us that quote!
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                            • WWJDnow
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 6311

                              #29
                              Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

                              Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
                              Gays can do what ever the hell they want as long as they don't constantly talk about it.
                              So they can sin but they can't talk about it? Not only do you want them to keep destroying everyone else's marriage, but you want them to be hypocrites about it, too.

                              It's better to let people talk about their sins. That way we know whom to rebuke.
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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78553

                                #30
                                Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists

                                Originally posted by AthiesticChristian View Post
                                I don't use scripture to back up my posts because scripture is not meant to be taken literally.
                                Pim, the quotes you used are not in my Bible.
                                Well THE Holy Bible, the ONE TRUE WORD OF GOD, actually IS to be taken literally.



                                I'm not surprised that the atheist "bible" doesn't agree with the Holy Word of God.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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