Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

[Bubba Buck]

I've noticed that you lack a religion there and believe in nothing. There's something my parents always told me and that is to understand the other side before you pass judgment upon them. Many times when I was gay would I ASSume that youngin at the bar was of legal age before I would check their ID to see if they'd want to come over and touch each other's rectums. Thankfully I've put those days behind me. My question to you is, even after reading the entire bible do you still cling to atheism? Does it affect your sexual orientation? Did Hillary Clinton do something to influence your beliefs illegally along with James Comey and Robert Mueller unfairly bullying you to be an atheist? I would love to hear your backstory and a general explanation as to why atheism is the "right choice" for you and others with your mindset.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

What a wonderful question, Mr. Buck. Or, it would be, if we could ever trust an atheist to give an honest account of their motivations. Studies show atheists lack morality, though. What we do know is atheists are generally much stupider than the average SJW. Honestly, I don't think atheists really know why they do what they do or why they believe what they believe. They are, after all, fools living in denial, as the Holy Bible proves. I think the question then becomes, are atheists just stupid, or mentally deranged?

There is hope, though! Not only are the lawmakers from Godly districts in the United States still working on an atheist registry, but in a growing number of communities a parent can have the support they need to disown their atheist child (especially as it coincide with gayness at an alarming rate) like this one did. Still, atheists will never understand just how retarded their belief system is, even after all their so-called selling points have been crushed.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

Atheists are also an incredibly angry lot. They can't stand the fact that they're nothing but a pathetic splinter minority, while most of the world is staunchly Christian. Well, mostly false Christians. True Christianity™ is a rare, and anointed minority to belong to, and certainly not angry!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

I think one thing that an atheist has is the ability to be secure in the knowledge they will roast in Hell and spend eternity being gnawed at by Satan's minions while the Devil rapes them.

True Christians (tm) on the other hand have no idea what the seating order at dinner will be or any of the millions of details regarding the splendor of Heaven will part with like the petals of a rose.

Yes, a True Christian (tm) faces a world of uncertainty compared to an atheist. Fortunately, we have Faith(c).

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

As atheists have no morals whatsoever there are many benefits to being an atheist. They can rape, murder, steal money and even vote for Hillary Clinton without losing sleep. They can spend their entire life sinning 24/7 and having way more fun than a decent Christ obeying American could ever have.

In the end it's all over though. Eternal damnation to Hell!

[Bubba Buck]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

How could anyone find joy and fun in sinning? Do atheists lack a conscience completely? Is this why your token forum atheist comes off as arrogant most of the time? This is certainly fascinating information to have. As far as having an atheist registry, it's good that some townships are regulating this on a city level. I would, however, like to see this on a federal level as well though. Surely our Christian president Trump would make this one of his top priorities. Especially with the 2020 election drawing near. I am considering raising some money to hire some Christian medical experts who would be interested in dissecting a recently deceased atheist to see if they truly lack a conscience. Some studies have shown how the body weighs less because the soul leaves the body to go to either heaven or hell. If an atheist dies and there's no change in weight, it'd prove the theory that they have no soul whatsoever which would explain their atrocious behaviors. Here's some scientific proof about what I just said as well.

http://endlessforms.net/2012/10/29/the-21g-soul-do-our-bodies-become-lighter-after-death/

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

There is more to Didymus than his atheism and arrogance. Something even more revolting is his Canadianism.


Now that's something to think aboot, eh? A land of hedonists and foul mouthed hockey players, Canada probably couldn't defeat the Rhode Island National Guard. Silly old liberals, the lot of them.


I'm proud to be an American. FOREVER!!!

[Bubba Buck]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

Brother Larry, after knowing he's a cooky libtard Canuck and that his country is full of atheists under a sissy boy leadership, that makes me even prouder to have voted for Trump. #MAGA

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

I've noticed that you lack a religion there and believe in nothing. There's something my parents always told me and that is to understand the other side before you pass judgment upon them. Many times when I was gay would I ASSume that youngin at the bar was of legal age before I would check their ID to see if they'd want to come over and touch each other's rectums. Thankfully I've put those days behind me. My question to you is, even after reading the entire bible do you still cling to atheism? Does it affect your sexual orientation? Did Hillary Clinton do something to influence your beliefs illegally along with James Comey and Robert Mueller unfairly bullying you to be an atheist? I would love to hear your backstory and a general explanation as to why atheism is the "right choice" for you and others with your mindset.

I'd assume it feels like being a selfhating closeted phaggot hiding behind the bible and half boasting about the fact Jesus saved him from licking toliets.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

You have a closed mind, don't you?

[Basilissa]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

You have a closed mind, don't you?

Indeed. The poor thing has clearly a closet mind.

[CarlHudson]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

Indeed. The poor thing has clearly a closet mind.

Yup, as clear as the blue sky in the morning.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

Being an educated man and taught all about the importance of 'Free Will', I've pondered the idea of what it must be like to be an Atheist.
As any decent True Christian™ knows, God made it abundantly clear that He wanted us to use Free Will. The very last thing He wanted to do is impose His will upon us as a father might do to a son or (if you are unfortunate) daughter.
Being an Atheist means no Church on Sundays and sleeping late. Not giving 25% of your pre-tax income to Jesus. Being able to indulge in all the things considered sinful with nearly no repercussions. Not worrying for 70+ years that God might be displeased or simply not notice me and I get on the short list to Hell. When you think of it this way, being Godless sure sounds sweet. Until... you realize that once you die, you will probably spend the rest of eternity in Hell, having your rectum turned inside out and gnawed on by the razor sharp incisors of Satan's Minions.
So, I made the conscious choice with no coercion whatsoever to be a True Christian™ and devote my temporary life on Earth to God, just as Jesus did. We all know what happened to Jesus. The joos killed Him and He rose to the Kingdom of Heaven to sit on the Right Hand of God Himself. Yup, that is for me!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Hey Didymus Much, what are the benefits to being an atheist?

... When you think of it this way, being Godless sure sounds sweet. Until... you realize that once you die, you will probably spend the rest of eternity in Hell, having your rectum turned inside out and gnawed on by the razor sharp incisors of Satan's Minions.

A fine True Christian™ understanding of what atheists face. I hope many of them read that post and realize their only hope is Landover Baptist and Jesus.