[Dennis Lukes]

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I am about as interested in the British version of the Kardashians as I am in the American one, which is to say not at all. However, this whole Magic Marker (or whatever her name is) thing seems like it could have been avoided if she'd just spent like two minutes researching Princess Diana. But, no, she HAD to be the first black British royal and get interviewed by Oprah and then the movie studios would be falling over themselves to offer her a role, not like before she met the ginger when she was a second-rate actress no one had ever heard of.

Most of the Christians left England for America centuries ago. There are hardly any righteous souls left on that godless rock.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I think we could cut them some slack if they had just treated Donald Trump as the world leader he is. They did not even invite him to their wedding. Any royalty that snubs our President is not welcome in our country.
I wonder how they will make money in California? My guess is it will be doing some Satanic business deals. Maybe she will pose nude. He is a pilot. Maybe he will fly drugs in from Mexico.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I wonder how they will make money in California? My guess is it will be doing some Satanic business deals. Maybe she will pose nude. He is a pilot. Maybe he will fly drugs in from Mexico.

I have read that the Princess has a $100m deal with Netflix to lecture us on mental health. It should be fascinating to hear the life lessons of a B-grade Hollywood actress that quit her career in the waning blossom of youth to marry a B-grade Prince with a vacation home in Switzerland.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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However, this whole Magic Marker (or whatever her name is) thing seems like it could have been avoided if she'd just spent like two minutes researching Princess Diana.

I don't like to contradict a Sister in Christ, but I fear that, somewhat unfortunately for her though greatly to the entertainment of the British public, she spent far too much time researching her, but in all the wrong places. Diana had the low cunning (so common in the entirely uneducated) to

(1) start out by pretending to be shy, modest and allegedly virginal. Thus she made herself popular, before undoing it all by
(2) becoming a drama queen (or rather, princess). In the end, she opted for a violent death as the only way to restore her popularity.

Unfortunately, Mizz M omitted Part (1). I have no idea where they find these women (see also the Duchess Fergiana). Is there an agency that supplies them?

[handmaiden]

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According to a clever columnist over at Fox News, the Queen is the least racist person in the world.

After all, the Queen is the leader of all sorts of countries just brimming with darker skinned folks. All that experience has certainly given her a great love and appreciation for the people who pay for goods and services with cash that has her face printed on it.


I really wish that Harry and Meghan could just try and see things from this fellow's perspective.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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(1) start out by pretending to be shy, modest and allegedly virginal. Thus she made herself popular, before undoing it all by
(2) becoming a drama queen (or rather, princess). In the end, she opted for a violent death as the only way to restore her popularity.

Unfortunately, Mizz M omitted Part (1). I have no idea where they find these women (see also the Duchess Fergiana). Is there an agency that supplies them?

The Gersh Agency.

I think Meghan thought she'd signed up for the British version of Friends playing Rachel or at least Monica only to realize a couple of seasons in she's the other one, can't remember her name right now. Often the punchline of jokes - you know the one I mean - older, paid less. I hear she didn't even get a cut of the royalties.

[Isabella White]

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I think Meghan thought she'd signed up to the British version of Friends playing Rachel or at least Monica only to realize a couple of seasons in she's the other one, can't remember her name right now. Older, less smart, paid less. Often the punchline of jokes - you know the one I mean. I hear she didn't even get a share of the royalties.

Goodness, I can see your point, so clearly, dear Brother Dr. Toole. Who would have thought that Meghan assumed she was going to be in a BritCom version of Friends? One wonders if she thought that marrying into that family would be like sitting around, drinking tea, eating fancy sandwiches and little desserts, day in and day out?

Well, one thing is for sure: Meghan has found that any such notions were just a fantasy. Why, it's reported that the Queen is so annoyed with her, that she insists that there will be no more marrying American people! Isn't that a fine kettle of fish? Not only are citizens getting insulted with this process, but now, we are still stuck with Harry & Meghan, in OUR land, !

However, one thing is clear. Queen Elizabeth doesn’t want anyone else dating or marrying an American. "The colonials are nothing but problems," she said.

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/laughingindisbelief/2021/03/queen-elizabeth-orders-no-more-marrying-americans/

[Johny Joe Hold]

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They live in the City of Santa Barbra, CA. I looked for a picture of their neighborhood and I found this. Is says this is close to where they are live:

[Basilissa]

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They live in the City of Santa Barbra, CA. I looked for a picture of their neighborhood and I found this. Is says this is close to where they are live:

Does that mean the prince what's-his-face is now a true Slum Lord?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Does that mean the prince what's-his-face is now a true Slum Lord?

It might be. I think the neighborhood is a good source of cheap labor for their domestic help. They themselves live in a little place down the road:

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Did it look like that before they moved in? I suspect not. That's just a really bad case of "there goes the neighborhood".

[Basilissa]

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Did it look like that before they moved in? I suspect not. That's just a really bad case of "there goes the neighborhood".

I hear His Inbred Dullness (what's his name again? Curly? Larry? Moe?) is cashing in on his move to the other side of the pond - there's already a movie about it:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I hear His Inbred Dullness (what's his name again? Curly? Larry? Moe?) is cashing in on his move to the other side of the pond - there's already a movie about it:

Movies, a Netflix series, the interview with Oprah - yes, it's all quite a downgrade from the life of service pinning baubles on men with missing legs.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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... it's all quite a downgrade from the life of service pinning baubles on men with missing legs.

Jobs like that were always way above their pay grade ... a mere duchess is a nobody. And even more so now that their pay grade is off the scale at the nice round number of $00,000,000.00. But seriously, would you let either of them near a sword, or (far worse!) let her ruin your lawn with those shoes?

[Isabella White]

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I hear His Inbred Dullness (what's his name again? Curly? Larry? Moe?) is cashing in on his move to the other side of the pond - there's already a movie about it:

Movies, a Netflix series, the interview with Oprah - yes, it's all quite a downgrade from the life of service pinning baubles on men with missing legs.

Speaking of motion pictures, that reminds me ... didn't Meghan's father try to take over the British throne a few years ago? I am certain that I had heard that he had been plotting to be the king. It's little wonder that the poor Queen is so upset with Meghan now.